Free Fall Survivor

Jesse U.
4,492 Views 9 years ago

So this guys jumps out of a plane and both his chutes malfunction. This poor S.O.B. free falls all the way to earth and survives.

34 Comments
  • gottiku February 13, 2007

    CORAL Number 1 again

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  • gottiku February 13, 2007

    I can now watch the vid.

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  • gottiku February 13, 2007

    Dude, how CORAL was that. He lived.

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  • 1tothedome February 13, 2007

    1 lucky dude

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  • dolphin_slayer February 13, 2007

    ill bet that motherfucker is dizzy

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  • big_daddy305 February 13, 2007

    Shit... all I can say is DAMN that's one lucky motherfucker.. but I BET HE'LL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN! HA HA HA HA HA!

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  • foxyfoxy February 13, 2007

    you could say he was berry lucky

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  • sheepshagga February 13, 2007

    NEW ZEALAND Bro... They breed em tough down under..

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  • gottiku February 13, 2007

    Berry lucky.Ha ha ha ha.....thats rich man. Keep it up. Berry lucky!!HA!!!

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  • beyondskrewed February 13, 2007

    Whoa,,

    Extremley lucky

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  • carnutts4sure February 13, 2007

    Here's how my luck would have gone . I realize that my chute is tangled and I'm going to die yet I have just remembered I have a knife in my pocket . I am now thinking it would be better to cut my own throat instead of hitting the ground . I pull out my knife and with one big sweep of the blade , my throat is cut . Little did I know that I'm still able to suck in oxygen from the gaping hole in my esophogus and I'm not passing out as I had intended . I still see the ground coming fast but WAIT ! The air has shifted my fall towards the WATER ! I'm now thinking FUCK .......I could survive this but I just cut my fucking throat ! I hit the water and I have survived the fall and now I must try and hold my fucking windpipe closed the best I can with my two hands . FUCK ME AGAIN ........I need my fucking hands to swim and stay afloat until help gets to my now bleeding , drowning stupid ass ! I can hear the rescue boats as thier engines are roaring towards me and I'm thinking "I'M SAVED!" "HOLY SWEET JESUS, I'M SAVED!" but "HOUSTON ....WE HAVE A PROBLEM"!!!! My bleeding fucking throat has attracted a Great White that makes JAWS look like a fucking tadpole and I have now just became his SCOOBY SNACK !

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  • detroitleanin February 13, 2007

    ^^^^^^ But just before the jaws crush down on your torso the rescue chopper hits the cable switch and the raft and carnutts is pulled to safety. Fade to black next scene carnuts lyin on the beach throat stitched up smoken a cigar and drinkin a tripple shot of crown... Dont die On me kid I got some old detroit iron to trade...

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  • carnutts4sure February 13, 2007

    Hey I like that scenereo ! But WAIT ! A fine chick walks by in a itsy bitsy bikini as I'm laying there on the beach and I start getting wood upon which the enormous size of my Johnson starts to stretch the skin in my neck and release my stitches ! What can I think of to make the woody go way ? AHHHH ......there we go ......I'm picturing the welshman dressed only in a pair of red speedos that plainly reveals his 9 inches of Welsh manlyhood while singing Copo Cabanna !!!! I'm gonna be OKAY , I won't get wood for a year now !

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  • detroitleanin February 14, 2007

    Oh shit now im gonna have nightmares for sure!

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  • ramafistfadge February 14, 2007

    lucky twat! quick go do the lottery

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  • sleeko February 14, 2007

    This guy shouldn't bother buying a lotery ticket soon. ..All his good karma is used up, now.

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  • misslatin215 February 14, 2007

    ~~~~~hope hes ok~~~~~

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  • jgimages February 14, 2007

    hey carnutts ...who gives a fuck.......fuck you ....yeah you ...with your bullshit ass badluck story....fuck you......dumbass

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  • carnutts4sure February 14, 2007

    Oh looky , another little munchkin figured out mommies password on her computer ! Okay , where you want to meet at to FUCK ME ? I'm game so just give me the place ? Don't worry about bringing your mom or sister cause I've already wore that shit out ! As a matter of fact , I'm probably your dad and you shouldn't be talking to me that way !

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  • welshlongman February 15, 2007

    ^^^^nonutts4sure,you may no longer have wood,but that gaping wound in your neck is still gushing out claret.the paramedics search franticlly for something to fill the gash,there's nothing to hand,wait,you over there(is that barry manillo?)no it cant be.anyway,do you think you could help this poor man?????certainly,some off come my oversized speedos,i squat down gently guiding my manhood into that huge gash,the tight fit causes a good seal,on this nonutts gasps for air inadvertantly suckin my scrote into his mouth.we now find ourselves with a new problem,this pink shirted man is chokin on cock un balls(mighty bigguns aswell).QUICKLY does anybody have a shoe horn????? answers on a postcard....

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  • carnutts4sure February 15, 2007

    carnutts

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  • carnutts4sure February 15, 2007

    carnutts < ------- no longer thinks the welshman is a loyal friend since he would fuck a dying buddy in the throat in his last moments ! What a picture to see in your last moments here on Earth , Barry Manilo's dick headed towards you !

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  • welshlongman February 15, 2007

    ^^^^LMAO^^^^^^^^it's good to be back...

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  • welshlongman February 15, 2007

    ^^by the way without my throat fukin antics,youd be dead4sure.

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  • detroitleanin February 15, 2007

    There you go painting those ugly pictures again!^^^

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  • carnutts4sure February 15, 2007

    I'll gladly take death over your dick in my throat welshman !

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  • detroitleanin February 15, 2007

    Just a thought But what im reading reading on these vid posts maybe Im not the only one who needs a vacation Im headed for vegas sun 2/25 Hell i MAY NEVER COME BACK

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  • carnutts4sure February 16, 2007

    Hell detroit , I only cut my throat to pass out before I hit the ground . The welshman is the one that fantasized about sticking his dick in it while it was still warm ! LOL

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  • hatedogs February 16, 2007

    There oughta be a law that requires these fucking retards to carry cameras so that we can all enjoy watching these assholes auger in as they richly deserve to do. Jumping oout of a good airplane is like running into a building that's on fire, you goddamn sunsabitches.

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  • pablosdog February 16, 2007

    h-dogs, you are just good people man. Salt of the earth. You obviously lead a life of happiness and enlightenment. Congrats.

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  • theblob06 February 17, 2007

    did that once 26 years ago. messed up my ankle real bad....fun as shit though.

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  • copenhagenman February 18, 2007

    another reason for not jumping out of a perfectly good airplane.

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  • dee_snutz February 21, 2007

    Its a bird, its a plane, its... a dumbass!!!

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  • patton303 May 8, 2008

    last bitches

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