So this guys jumps out of a plane and both his chutes malfunction. This poor S.O.B. free falls all the way to earth and survives.
CORAL Number 1 again
I can now watch the vid.
Dude, how CORAL was that. He lived.
1 lucky dude
ill bet that motherfucker is dizzy
Shit... all I can say is DAMN that's one lucky motherfucker.. but I BET HE'LL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN! HA HA HA HA HA!
you could say he was berry lucky
NEW ZEALAND Bro... They breed em tough down under..
Berry lucky.Ha ha ha ha.....thats rich man. Keep it up. Berry lucky!!HA!!!
Here's how my luck would have gone . I realize that my chute is tangled and I'm going to die yet I have just remembered I have a knife in my pocket . I am now thinking it would be better to cut my own throat instead of hitting the ground . I pull out my knife and with one big sweep of the blade , my throat is cut . Little did I know that I'm still able to suck in oxygen from the gaping hole in my esophogus and I'm not passing out as I had intended . I still see the ground coming fast but WAIT ! The air has shifted my fall towards the WATER ! I'm now thinking FUCK .......I could survive this but I just cut my fucking throat ! I hit the water and I have survived the fall and now I must try and hold my fucking windpipe closed the best I can with my two hands . FUCK ME AGAIN ........I need my fucking hands to swim and stay afloat until help gets to my now bleeding , drowning stupid ass ! I can hear the rescue boats as thier engines are roaring towards me and I'm thinking "I'M SAVED!" "HOLY SWEET JESUS, I'M SAVED!" but "HOUSTON ....WE HAVE A PROBLEM"!!!! My bleeding fucking throat has attracted a Great White that makes JAWS look like a fucking tadpole and I have now just became his SCOOBY SNACK !
^^^^^^ But just before the jaws crush down on your torso the rescue chopper hits the cable switch and the raft and carnutts is pulled to safety. Fade to black next scene carnuts lyin on the beach throat stitched up smoken a cigar and drinkin a tripple shot of crown... Dont die On me kid I got some old detroit iron to trade...
Hey I like that scenereo ! But WAIT ! A fine chick walks by in a itsy bitsy bikini as I'm laying there on the beach and I start getting wood upon which the enormous size of my Johnson starts to stretch the skin in my neck and release my stitches ! What can I think of to make the woody go way ? AHHHH ......there we go ......I'm picturing the welshman dressed only in a pair of red speedos that plainly reveals his 9 inches of Welsh manlyhood while singing Copo Cabanna !!!! I'm gonna be OKAY , I won't get wood for a year now !
Oh shit now im gonna have nightmares for sure!
lucky twat! quick go do the lottery
This guy shouldn't bother buying a lotery ticket soon. ..All his good karma is used up, now.
~~~~~hope hes ok~~~~~
hey carnutts ...who gives a fuck.......fuck you ....yeah you ...with your bullshit ass badluck story....fuck you......dumbass
Oh looky , another little munchkin figured out mommies password on her computer ! Okay , where you want to meet at to FUCK ME ? I'm game so just give me the place ? Don't worry about bringing your mom or sister cause I've already wore that shit out ! As a matter of fact , I'm probably your dad and you shouldn't be talking to me that way !
^^^^nonutts4sure,you may no longer have wood,but that gaping wound in your neck is still gushing out claret.the paramedics search franticlly for something to fill the gash,there's nothing to hand,wait,you over there(is that barry manillo?)no it cant be.anyway,do you think you could help this poor man?????certainly,some off come my oversized speedos,i squat down gently guiding my manhood into that huge gash,the tight fit causes a good seal,on this nonutts gasps for air inadvertantly suckin my scrote into his mouth.we now find ourselves with a new problem,this pink shirted man is chokin on cock un balls(mighty bigguns aswell).QUICKLY does anybody have a shoe horn????? answers on a postcard....
carnutts < ------- no longer thinks the welshman is a loyal friend since he would fuck a dying buddy in the throat in his last moments ! What a picture to see in your last moments here on Earth , Barry Manilo's dick headed towards you !
^^^^LMAO^^^^^^^^it's good to be back...
^^by the way without my throat fukin antics,youd be dead4sure.
There you go painting those ugly pictures again!^^^
I'll gladly take death over your dick in my throat welshman !
Just a thought But what im reading reading on these vid posts maybe Im not the only one who needs a vacation Im headed for vegas sun 2/25 Hell i MAY NEVER COME BACK
Hell detroit , I only cut my throat to pass out before I hit the ground . The welshman is the one that fantasized about sticking his dick in it while it was still warm ! LOL
There oughta be a law that requires these fucking retards to carry cameras so that we can all enjoy watching these assholes auger in as they richly deserve to do. Jumping oout of a good airplane is like running into a building that's on fire, you goddamn sunsabitches.
h-dogs, you are just good people man. Salt of the earth. You obviously lead a life of happiness and enlightenment. Congrats.
did that once 26 years ago. messed up my ankle real bad....fun as shit though.
another reason for not jumping out of a perfectly good airplane.
Its a bird, its a plane, its... a dumbass!!!
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