Jimmy Kimmel : How To Piss A Judge Off

Jesse U.
9,498 Views 9 years ago

So this arrogant prick actually started talking shit to his judge. That's a real smart move buddy, if you want to lose your case.

56 Comments
  • badger5 February 20, 2007

    she was pissed,...

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  • malakas February 20, 2007

    lezzie

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  • racefan February 20, 2007

    Haha..Douglas grabbed his ass!!Homo

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  • theblob06 February 20, 2007

    doctor fuck head needs a little ass kicken from the blob......i hate arrogant fukers like that

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  • jizm February 20, 2007

    should have ran over and stuck the nut on that bitch

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  • nudrop February 20, 2007

    I'd still do her...damn she is one hot latina!!

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  • peoplevshoople February 20, 2007

    He needed Jason Taylor to tke him out of that court room,,,,by his fucking ears

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  • masterstone February 20, 2007

    unnecessary censorship in the"courtroom"

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  • big_guns February 20, 2007

    I saw that Episode. That guy was fuckin hillarious. Marilyn is hot, but this guy worked her a bit. IMO

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  • dunedain February 20, 2007

    nudrop shes not a latina shes italian but yes she is hot.

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  • nudrop February 20, 2007

    doesn't matter, still pink down there...

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  • nudrop February 20, 2007

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Milian oh, and I was right. LATINA!!!

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  • detroitleanin February 20, 2007

    That was funny! and she is hot!

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  • diesel91 February 20, 2007

    Reminds me of my highschool principal that kept insisting that he be called Dr. Bauer not mr. baurer and I told him, well you aren't my doctor. He was a prick too.

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  • 1tothedome February 20, 2007

    Id like to see that fag get that arrogant in a REAL COURT! He would be in a cell in about 5 seconds with a bunch of thugs who would love to beat some respect into his wannabe rich badass head. I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE LIKE THAT

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  • detroitleanin February 20, 2007

    I remember my senior year in high school my typing teacher I was seventeen OMG in todays fucked up U.S.ofA they would be nailin her to a cross.

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  • misslatin215 February 20, 2007

    that's right judge marilyn we latinas dont take shit from no one!!!

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  • detroitleanin February 20, 2007

    ^^^^ well OK cutie Might I offer you a life of luxury and deciet!

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  • misslatin215 February 20, 2007

    maybe????

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  • carnutts4sure February 20, 2007

    misslatin , you say Latinas don't take shit from no one ? I've got 7 1/2 inches of Chorizo that dissagrees with you !

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  • carnutts4sure February 20, 2007

    And that arrogant CRACKER needs to be bitch slapped by a black man !

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  • dunedain February 20, 2007

    ok carnuts whats with the cracker shit thats 2 today you are scaring me bro.whats up?

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  • carnutts4sure February 20, 2007

    Just my sick way of sarcasm towards natturner's black ass since he is such an intellegent black man that THINKS he's putting me in my place !

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  • theblob06 February 20, 2007

    happy birthday peeps, what the fuk ya doin here? get yer ass out and have piece of BIRTHDAY CUNT

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  • carnutts4sure February 20, 2007

    I'll bet that Cracker ass Dr. had a steralizing chemical on his suit and staged all this so Douglas ( the young black man bailiff ) would have to touch the suit and would not be able to reproduce ?

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  • theblob06 February 21, 2007

    good call carnutts your right I looked into this and it happens more often than one might think

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  • thunderbutt February 21, 2007

    I'd eat a bucket of hot puke just to suck on the dick of the guy who fucks her in the ass!

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  • theblob06 February 21, 2007

    who would want her if they could have you honey butt

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  • dee_snutz February 21, 2007

    And a really good Doctor too... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

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  • dee_snutz February 21, 2007

    The People's Court was about to give Doctor Jackass The People's Ass Whipin!!!

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  • malakas February 21, 2007

    thunderbutt wrote: I’d eat a bucket of hot puke just to suck on the dick of the guy who fucks her in the ass! that was funny and hot at the same time

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  • johndoe781 February 21, 2007

    CARNUTTS CHILL OUT YOU MIRACLE-WHIP SMELLIN DICK SUCKER,YOU AND YOUR FUCK BUDDY SLOBB..LOL...

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  • what_the_fuck February 21, 2007

    I hate all judges,cops, and the assholes who think otherwise. FUCK ALL OF YOU!

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  • carnutts4sure February 21, 2007

    Leave me alone johndoe ! Can't you see I'm trying to let the world know the TRUTH about the white man suppressing the black man all these years and exposing the different ways to keep young black males from reproducing ? natturner has really opened my eyes to such tragic events and I'm on a mission to set things right so that the black man can finally move foward . I am so ashamed at my race now knowing thier dirty little secrets ! Please let me continue my quest for the young black man to finally be able to reproduce and hold his manlyhood in public view . I finally realize that he is holding his reproductive organ so the white man can't shoot it with larger caliber weapons so that he cannot reproduce !

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  • carnutts4sure February 21, 2007

    What on God's green Earth was I thinking that a young black male holding his manhood was just a black thang ?

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  • johndoe781 February 21, 2007

    come on with the sarcasim ,carnutts i be tryin to understand where you be comin from but,you always lose me with the last four lines...i dont think you ever seen a nigga YOURSELF in person.i am not understandin the holdin the dick thing everytime you type that.cause i dont see that bullshit nor do i be hearin some of that shit you be typin.YOU NEED TO STAY THE FUCK OUT OF WONDERLAND..

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  • sleeko February 21, 2007

    dunedain...She's not a wop. She is a latina of Cuban decent. She originally from Miami...oh, and I'd hit it, too!

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  • theblob06 February 21, 2007

    john slow,, if you learn to read between the lines you may acquire a sence of humor. Remember little man,, sarcasim is for the intelligent.. but just laugh anyway,,hopefully no one will know the diffrence.. we will keep this just between you and I, okay.

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  • johndoe781 February 21, 2007

    theSLOBB,GLAD YOU CAME AND STUCK YOUR WHITE PECKERNOSE IN THIS SHIT...LOL...ARE YOU DONE SUCKIN FAGNUTTS DICK? THAT IS MY WHOLE POINT IF YOU CAN READ FUCKTARD I TRIED TO UNDERSTAND THAT JIBBERISH,BUT THATS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS...AND YOU CALL IT A SENSE OF HUMOR......I MEAN DAMN MY FAULT IT MUST HAVE BEEN HONKEY-HUMOR,OK NOW I'M LAUGHIN.....S.E.N.S.E

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  • carnutts4sure February 22, 2007

    Okay johndoe let me spell it out for you , where I come from NIGGERS hold thier fucking dicks like someone is about to steal the motherfuckers at any given moment ! I see it EVERYWHERE I look at it's fucking sickening no matter what race would be doing it , it just happens to be YOURS ! I DO NOT make this shit up just to amuze your ass ! Now try to put a visual with young black males all over the fucking place holding thiers dicks while walking around and tell me you wouldn't ask what the fuck is going through thier minds ?Don't get me wrong , I love jacking off when I'm horny and even when I get the urge to just "testfire" that motherfucker to make sure it's up to speed BUT , when I get in public I stop playing with my dick as most NORMAL guys do ! My wife calls me a "walking fucking horemone" so my dick loves pussy like nobody's business and can't get enough but damn dude , I used to jack off ten times a day and sometimes more but I can't ever remember holding my dick as much as the young black fuckers do in South Texas ! Maybe it's a geographical thing ? It's okay if you still don't get it since you are an illiterate little chunk of coal !

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  • carnutts4sure February 22, 2007

    You know I try to get along with everyone in the REAL WORLD but as far as this arrogant ass in this video , I would have no problem BITCH SLAPPING the shit out of this motherfucker !

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  • johndoe781 February 22, 2007

    OK THATS UNDERSTANDABLE,THATS REALLY ALL YOU HAD TO SAY, BUT YOUR HUMOR WAS THROWIN ME OFF..

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  • commoneagle February 22, 2007

    that dude was totally in the right and within his rights to demand respect out of the bitch she is not fit to be a judge and she should be toss off the bench. especially if he is a dr and she calls him honey that is rude and way out of line for a judge... where i come from i'd sneek up on her someday a slit her fucking throat. what a bitch

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  • commoneagle February 22, 2007

    he was respectfull in what he said and the way he said it had it been someone else they may not have been able to stand the demeaning way she spoke to him not the other way round who are you morons who take her side. the way i see it he is cool and should be applauded for standing up to that cunt. she treatened him. and when he said watch it judge he was right he can sue her for slander if she flapped her pissie self rightouse sp? jaws much more it is a real wonder shes not been tossed off the bench already. that was enought for me to see i never saw her much before either. no edit here no punctution tuff it or do read it.

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  • crashtest69 February 22, 2007

    this is all that matters!!that judge is fuckin hot..i have thought she was hot all of my life..i woould really like her to make my finger stinky.i want her to make all of my fingers stinky..yep!stinky is a good thing where this babes concerned

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  • crashtest69 February 22, 2007

    doggystyle

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  • cardioprincess February 25, 2007

    He is a prick. She was very unprofessional, "Honey"? Then the outburst? Tisk,Tisk.

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  • crashtest69 February 25, 2007

    we are sorry playdoe..we dident know you dident understand HONKEY HUMOR..maybe if you wudda graduated 3rd grade you would understand.....nigger..carnutts lol

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  • joecommonsense February 25, 2007

    I bet she sucked his dick after the show.

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  • joecommonsense February 25, 2007

    She was probably overhornied by his male testosterone and the cavewoman instincts took over after the show and she was spread and stretched for him in her office exposing her juicy labia lips with her shaved nobb pussy hairs.

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  • johndoe781 February 28, 2007

    HEY CRASHTEST DUMMY=TAKE YOUR FINGER OUT OF YOUR ASS BITCH..LOL

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  • crashtest69 March 1, 2007

    y thats the best place to put it??lol nuthin personnal johndudd lol

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  • bulllshit March 24, 2007

    OKAY FIRST HE MADE HER LOOK LIKE AN ASS THAT SHE IS KNOW WAY IN HAELL DOES HE LOOK STUPID ....AND ANOTHER THING THAT FUCKING BITCH IS NOT HOT LOOKING ..YOU FUCKING PEOPLE NEED TO LOOK AT MORE WEMON RATHER LOOKING AT THIS BITCH THAT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING GUY ...AND WHO THE FUCK CARES IF YOU FAG ARE FIRST

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  • bulllshit March 24, 2007

    FUCK ALL THE WETBACKS

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  • bigron101 May 23, 2007

    Ilove her... she is the shit!

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  • bootymanager January 31, 2009

    That guy needs to get a dick real hard and put it in that hole in his face. What a douchebag jerkoff. Put him in jail and a bunch of Aryan Brotherhood badasses will run a train on his ass. Then send him to the Mexicans and then the brothers can have their turn.

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