I know it's kind of early in the year, but I think this guy can win the idiot of the year award. His parents should be dragged through the streets and shot. WTF is wrong with that guy.
Cant park there dude,....
its not a boat dummy
where the fuck is your life jacket,,,we have laws you know
hope he died
He missed the sign "Rushing River Ahead!!"
Hey shitlooker where ya been ?
some people just dont know, what a fucking idiot he's dumber than peoplevshoople, nudrop, shitlooker, jizm, theblob06, malakas, badger5 and every other cock smoker that posts here FUCK YOU all
My friend and her dad did that, tried to cross a bridge that was flooded,only on,, a bus,, And yea had to be rescued,, it made it to the STL news pretty amusing.
Yes hi gurtman23 and how are you?
that was peoples cdl driving test.just a joke jason laugh it off.
You could have that one dunedain with out a reply
Hey people how ya doin? I see gurtman23 is being particularly nasty today...
" My friend and her dad did that, tried to cross a bridge that was flooded,only on,, a bus" Yeah, well howabout this: fuck you, fuck your friend, fuck her dad, and lest we forget, fuck you again. Nobody gives a goddamn fucking shit about your shitty fabricated story, so stuff it up your ass where it will have appropriate company. Maybe poophole will come along, rip it back out and eat it with mayonaise.
Hey detroit , I know I was thinking he probably woke up on the wrong side of the bed but it will more than likely blow over
I dont feel like eating any thing today hatedogs because I ate your mother last night and now I have a sour stomach . I should have followed my gut feeling when I put my nose down there it smelled like dog .....hhheeeeyyyy , maybe thats why your name is hatedogs...hmmm
Classic fkin A grade goverment experiment Retard ya got right there
That looked like fun
what a dummy!!!
That driver must have been a stupid fucking CRACKER !
He Should have filled a boat with 25 Mexicans and Tried to get across
I'll bet that tanker was headed for Africa and filled with some type of chemical that would steralize the African males so they couldn't reproduce ?
That CRACKER speaks pretty good Vietnamies dont he carnutts
That's a black man disquizing his voice as a Vietnamese telling that truck to turn around !
What gurtman fails to realize is that HE POSTS HERE ALSO...
you all suck donkey cock .....big d has made a point gurt but dont stop as I always get a good laugh out of yer posts...............and carnutts, if I learned anything usful today it is how to spell Vietnamese,, thanks
IF it quit raining a week ago, we wouldn't have anything to talk about TODAY. Im thankfull,god
common since has a completely different meaning as soon as you change regions...When Abraham Lincoln said "all men are created equal"...FUCK.... was he ever wrong. I wonder what he would say if he saw this IQ try to drive thru niagra falls with a fuckin tanker?
GURTMAN, WE ARE ALL OUT OF DONKEY COCKS, CAN YOU SEND US MORE PLEASE?
IF YOU CANT WE WILL HAVE TO USE MOOSE BALLS AND THEY ARE NOT IN SEASON
yea it was a woman driver!
peeps I can get plenty in Canada..fresh too,,,,,here kitty kitty
blob, You grab the moose balls and I will grab the veggies ,bigdaddy you get the flame going and carnutts you can bring some bowls and pans oh oh wait dunedain "fuck it" you come along too!! why not You can sit around the fire with all of us and we can laugh on how silly we been LOL . Hatedogs you stay the fuck home you cock sucker because you turn on people in here just imagine if you had a few beers in ya....oh that reminds me Welshmon you bring the beer and detroit my good friend detroit you bring some chips and dip and if you want grab a few bags of corn chips . Hey bigdaddy,,,,on your way up here from florida grab geeperstalkin and JSG I dont want folks to think we have a he man woman hater club if you watched little rascals you will no where I am goin with that one. Lets all stop at gurts and throw stones at his house and kick his fucking dog . Oh and people we are gonna have a good fucking time . Can some one call imbetu and tell em about our bash and misslatin we haven't formaly met but my name is Jason G Taylor and the G stands for going places so why dont you jump on the band wagon and join us toots ? it will be a blast !!!! If I forgot any thing please give me a call at 1(800) fuc-gurt be there or be square....peace out
I'm sure it was a white driver
Thanks for invitin me peoplevshoople...I know im new and all, but i like house stoning and kicking gurts fuckin dog too! Maybe my good friend Sue, last name Madrai, could come too...She loves moose balls, and slapin carnutts around! We wont invite for_fake tough... (refer to toe clip, clip)that copy andd paste doggy dick suckin bastard!!! He'll just steal and post all of our jokes and comments before we do!
Whats my name... SKIP?
Sorry, refer to Ass Whoop clip to see the fakest fuck on Crazyshit...Maybe even the world! And thats for real!!!
What a stupid asshole!!!
Hey thunderbutt you wanna jump on the band wagon hell it will be a blast
hey I know i am new but i like to party, give me a beerbong w/a 5th of everclear, and a fat ass bowl and i will be good for a couple hours untill i fall face first into a car bumper like i have done before! and i hate the shit out of gurtman23 i would rather through rocks at his dog and kick him untill he pukes his orgens out though. then I would request to invite hatedog so that when he did get sloppy drunk we can all kick him around too for turning on us all. hatedog your a bitch. and bladezz it was not a white driver you fucking peice of shit is was a woman now what race it was not white you fucking puke nuts.
Where do I sign?
Thunder, get a hold of detroit , he handles the invitations , but thanks for joining us
peoplevs i would love to come .the dunedain would be honored to join all of you.i only wish that it will happen in a secluded place under the cover of night.because secrecy is the ally of the dunedain(there are to few of us left).but i am a master at starting a fire as well as providing freshly hunted food for all to consume.and fear nothing of the night for the dunedain are great hunters and warriors and all evil orcs and trolls shall flee at the mere sight of this dunedain ranger and his mighty sword.i am one of the last true protecters of the west from the evils that stir in the east.et earello endorenna utulien.
dunedain, you got a deal !!!
Oh boy Oh boy the first ever annual crazyshit picnic
if that was me i wuld hav ignited the gas fumes in the tank, and jumped it across like a motherfuckin EVIL KNEIVEL!!!LONG LIVE EVIL KNEIVEL!!!!ok im gunna smoke sum refer now
oh yeah i forgot i wunna nibble misslatins toes cuz they like little shrimpies
i hope you dont mind
seriously dunedain, you name yourself after some geek in some geek book/movie, fantasy, sci-fi shit and you want people to think you can handle yourself in a fight? come on bro, stick with what you're good at - writing code and playing dungeons and dragons. Still living with your mom aren't you.
no my friend in fact i own 5 houses,4 multy family income producers and my own home in new jersey(the most expensive state to live in in america).i own a multi million dollar business,an automotive consignment route which employs 6 people.i have been out of mommys house since the age of 17 and have owned homes since the age of 25.i was raised in brooklyn and lived in staten island ny till 3 years ago.growing up in an all italian neighborhood in nyc it is survival of the fittest and i am surviving quite well.i would love to back up my shit for you any day with my fists come to the south shore of staten island anyday and we can discuss it further.and i have never played dungeons and dragons in my life and i am not named after any geek get your facts straight.i am however a published author which is why i like to have fun with words.your assumptions are quite far from the truth you know nothing i am a boss of bosses and have organised power behind me that would make your daddy cry like a bitch.STATEN ISLAND IN IN THE HOUSE MY FRIEND HARDCORE.
and what are you named after a mexican dog.that makes sense though you are a chiauhua i am a rotweiler.
FUCK YEA DUNEDAIN! Tell that mother fucker how this shit realy is. Dont worry about dungeons and dragons comment the only reason why he knows about it is cause he play's it every night naked with his dad and two uncles. And they say dont worry pablosdog when you lose at this game every one has to play with the dad's and uncles weeny.And dont deny it pablodog you know you cant wait to play it every time. And dont try to type a come back to this here cause you will get burned every time bitch!
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