Best Invention Ever

Jesse U.
5,087 Views 9 years ago

This guy deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for this invention. He should be treated like a god.

18 Comments
  • sakitaki February 28, 2007

    first

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  • racefan February 28, 2007

    Okay fine.

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  • big_daddy305 February 28, 2007

    Damn.. I would hate to be in that situation...

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  • wickedwayz February 28, 2007

    Fuck, just put the frige next to the couch so your beer is not all shacken up. Thats a fuck up situation.

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  • dunedain February 28, 2007

    cool shit if i was a beer drinker that would be cool to have.but a better use would be to get it high powered and launch grenades into enemies windows.

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  • ugotdubbed February 28, 2007

    Got dam i want one of those..

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  • 123ziggy February 28, 2007

    hope it fucks up and fires an can strait through your telly twat

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  • tribalgoonerbo February 28, 2007

    Heeeeey!!! who needs one of those anyway??? hell if I want a beer I just tell my bitch to get one for me.... and she is so much quieter...

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  • misslatin215 February 28, 2007

    burp* get me another one....

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  • drummerguybrad February 28, 2007

    Hey Tribal I love getting my bitch to get me a beer to, Is yours a Lab, St. Banard or German Shepard?

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  • sdg February 28, 2007

    I'm with dunedain on this one.Using it for evil would be much more fun

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  • big_daddy305 February 28, 2007

    the guy that invented it isn't lazy... the people that BUY it are the true lazy people..

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  • carnutts4sure February 28, 2007

    I have an idea for the next football game party .... just hire one of these slant eyed bitches , make sure she takes a good dump before hand , pump a few quarts of beer in her ass to clean it out real good , then put fresh cold beer in and have her get on the coffee table and shake her ass towards the couch and we can all drink at the same time !

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  • deadfred March 1, 2007

    Now have a wine bottle uncorker and a glass do the same and not spill it and you'll have it made.

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  • juevos_grandes March 1, 2007

    make me one to launch big fat hooters, funnybones, and some milk and ill buy one yesterday

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  • gorgoroth March 2, 2007

    how fucken fat and lazy do you have to be to get a beer machine!? just walk your happy ass over there and grab one!!! fucken faggs!!!!

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  • pablosdog March 2, 2007

    I'm not much of a drinker, hope it can launch sandwiches.

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  • commoneagle March 3, 2007

    drummerguybrad wrote:

    Hey Tribal I love getting my bitch to get me a beer to, Is yours a Lab, St. Banard or German Shepard?

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    good one drummer bitch used to be fighting words to call a woman anytime under any circumstances but it is not as bad as this latest change in the word gay... fukin nay what the heay ................oh what a stupid waist of time. mythbusters make shit like that everyday..... but for reasons. not just cause they are board...

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