Baywatch Borat Style

Jesse U.
5,434 Views 9 years ago

This is a extra from that Borat movie. That shit was funny as hell. I haven't laughed so hard in a while.

41 Comments
  • jesus March 14, 2007

    Jesus is, of course, first again and always could be if Jesus gave a shit, you itchy-crotched little Arab fuckers.

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  • 1tothedome March 14, 2007

    All was good till I saw bortat butt fucking the fat guy. How am I gonna fall asleep tonight with that in my brain?

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  • crashtest69 March 14, 2007

    jesus wears lipstick

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  • crashtest69 March 14, 2007

    aussies husband??

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  • crashtest69 March 14, 2007

    aussies spewmounty

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  • ramafistfadge March 14, 2007

    he funny

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  • detroitleanin March 14, 2007

    RE: crashtest69 Thank god I thought my penis was bleeding!

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  • misslatin215 March 14, 2007

    lol

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  • crashtest69 March 14, 2007

    yep it just lipstick bro

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  • theblob06 March 14, 2007

    Hello all my crazy shit friends. Just got out of the hospital. Donated my foot to a snowblower but they saved the toes for me (in a jar) thats life folks. Peeps thats why I missed the piknic. Dain got any 10,s. Nice to be back on my foot though.

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  • crashtest69 March 14, 2007

    goddamn..snowblower..too bad you aint in fl. crashtest would certanly cast your pain into the fog

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  • dunedain March 14, 2007

    ^^^^^^^^^^^blob are you serious about this.for real,if you are not kidding(please let me know)i am so so sorry man.dude thats bad and no percocets will help that, i hope you will be alright.i just saw this post now so i posted under you saying i was glad you were ok because i saw you posting again,without knowing what happened to you.im fact in one post i asked how you lost your foot,because you alluded to that earlier,but now that i know what happened please disregard the question.again if your kidding let us know,but for real i am sorry that you are going thru this it must suck.i hate when a friend is hurt cause i feel it 2.i almost want to reveal my identity and speak to you in the forums to see if there is anything i can do to help and if theres anything you need.please be well

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  • theblob06 March 14, 2007

    wish I was crash test

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  • theblob06 March 14, 2007

    your right bro life can change real fast. lost a foot.

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  • theblob06 March 14, 2007

    side walk snow blower. fell infrount of it off a snowbank..and no the bullshit post was not directed towards you dain. you should know better than that.

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  • dunedain March 14, 2007

    blob did you lose you whole foot or just toes can you walk or what.again sorry man i feel for you.

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  • dunedain March 15, 2007

    by the way if anyone likes this clip they are gay.and i think sacha baron cohen is really a fag.he walks around in a fucking thong and in this movie he s got his cock out rolling around with a fat naked guy almost 69 ing the fucker on his show he plays a fag he talks about his cock all the time wtf he is gay.

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  • yourmom March 15, 2007

    ya know i was excited about seeing the movie when the trailer came on for jackass #2 but when i saw it i was pissed and wanted my 9 buckes back

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  • imbetu March 15, 2007

    BLOB...Dundain said it best....feelin for ya...STAY STRONG!!! (you sound like you are)

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  • wicked_m4 March 15, 2007

    That is some funny shit. I've got to pick up the DVD. And Dunedain, you sound like you're in the closet, dude. Do I sense a bit of latent homosexuality in your post?

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  • thunderbutt March 15, 2007

    Oh poor little cumblob, your supposed to walk behind those things numbnuts. Sounds like a bullshit story just to get attention. Lets se some proof cumblob.

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  • pablosdog March 15, 2007

    that was hilarious!! he is a sick man. I want that swimsuit for my next beach vacation although I am closer to the fat guy than sasha, either way it will disgust all my friends. hahaha

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  • thunderbutt March 15, 2007

    Your disgusting us now!

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  • thunderbutt March 15, 2007

    This Borats a fucking dub

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  • peoplevshoople March 15, 2007

    thundercunt ,thats what every one was saying at that woodstock concert when your mom was giving out free fuckings and blow jobs....."SHE'S A DUB"

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  • elbambino215 March 15, 2007

    fucking arabs! lol

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  • thunderbutt March 16, 2007

    See what I mean poops? Same old shit from you ALL THE TIME. You are so fucking lame, boring and repettative. yeah the concert....my mother this and that. Man go back to your cave, TRY to get a little creative here, I think your support group could use a little hope and encouragement. Your not setting a good example, think of the children, for Gods sake. I believe in you, I know you have it in you, so hit me where it HURTS dammit!!!

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  • peoplevshoople March 16, 2007

    THUNDERBUTT AM I ENTERTAINING YOU . I MUST BE BECAUSE YOU ARE ON TOP OF EVERY ONE OF MY POST , GOOD THATS REAL GOOD, THE TRUTH OF IT IS I AM USUALLY A NICE GUY YOU KNOW IN THE REAL WORLD AND I WOULD NOT HURT A FLY EVEN THOUGH IF YOU SEEN THE PIPES I HAVE YOU WOULD THINK THAT I WOULD RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OF BUT IN THE REAL WORLD I AM EASY GOING. IT HAS BEEN NEARLY 2 YEARS THAT I KNOCKED A FUCKING DORK OUT COLD IN FRONT OF HIS GIRL FRIEND BECAUSE THEY WALKED OUT IN FRONT OF MY TRUCK AT A 5 LANE INTERSECTION AND HER BOY FRIND DECIDED TO LOOK BIG IN FRONT OF HIS GIRL AND HE GOT PUT FAST A SLEEP SO YOU ARE PROBABLY SAYING WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASS HOLE TALKING ABOUT SO NOW I WILL TELL YOU.SEE , IF YOU HAD A BEEF WITH ME ON THE STREET YOU WOULD LIKELY BACK DOWN AND THATS WHAT I MEAN ABOUT GOING TO THE LION'S DEN AND WAKING THE SLEEPIN LION, SO WITH THAT BEING SAID WHEN I COME ON HERE AND HAVE A CONFRONTATION WITH PEOPLE SUCH AS YOUR SELF , YOU WILL FIGHT WITH ME AND ARGUE WITH ME BECAUSE YOU CAN WITH OUT GETTING YOUR LIGHTS KNOCKED OUT SO WHEN IT COMES RIGHT DOWN TO IT ALL YOU ARE DOING IS FUELING ME AND THATS WHY I DO NOT LET UP EASY SO DO ME A FAVOR AND KEEP RAGGING AT ME AND COMING ON WITH NAMES LIKE PEEPLEVSHOOPLE SO THAT WHEN I GET MAD IN THE REAL WORLD AT PEOPLE I AM NOT SO QUICK TO RIP THEIR EARS OFF THEIR HEADS SO THANKS DUDE AND I WILL TALK TO YOU ON OUR NEXT TIFF

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  • carnutts4sure March 16, 2007

    Sorry to hear about the mishap blob !At least it wasn't your whole leg is the only positive way to look at it I guess so you'll still be able to walk without anyone knowing it with therapy . I have a friend that worked in the local Harley Davidson dealership as a mechanic and got hit test driving a customers bike and they had to remove his leg at the hip and it also took out his vocal cords so he can't even talk , just able to make enough noise to understand him if you are real close . He's only 28 years old and his girlfriend left him after the wreck too ! We all are standing behind him 100% to help him get through it but I can see the look in his eyes when we fire up the scooters to ride and he can't . Only time heals tragedies like that . Take care bro cause at least you guys are still here on Earth for your friends to fuck with you a bit longer !

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  • thunderbutt March 16, 2007

    Oh paleez, hey toughguy I can tell you of a few goos ones I got into back when I owned a bar in '86. NO spring chicken here brother. Old enough to not give a fuck about anything. Cept yo mama sweetlips!

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  • peoplevshoople March 16, 2007

    THUNDERBUTT, I TOLD YOU BEFORE NOW PAY ATTENTION!!!I DONT HAVE A MAMA BUT ME AND MY DADDY SHARE YOUR MOTHER FOR WHAT THE OLD WHORE IS WORTH !!!

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  • thunderbutt March 16, 2007

    OH PARDON ME YOU FUCKING NECROPHELIAC. (did I spell that right?)

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  • pablosdog March 16, 2007

    poophole, in what country do they let 13 yr old internet fags drive trucks? Jesus what a bunch of bullshit! hahahaha how many guys on here have entertained us with their stories of how they no longer have to kick people's asses. fucking liars!

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  • peoplevshoople March 16, 2007

    ^^^EASY THERE TACO BELL^^^

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  • peoplevshoople March 16, 2007

    THUNDERBUTTBLAST, WHY DONT YOU LEAVE CRAZYSHIT ALONE AND GO FIND YOUR REAL FATHER? I TOLD YOU BEFORE I AM NOT YOUR DADDY !!!I WORE A RUBBER WHEN I FUCKED THAT OLD WHORE YOU CALL MOMMY. I AM NOT MAD AT YOU BUT I AM NOT YOUR POPS. YOU SAY POOPS BUT YOU REALLY MEAN POPS. GO ON THE MAURY SHOW THEIR SUCCESS RATE IS PRETTY HIGH . SORRY DUDE I WARE RUBBERS WHEN I FUCK WHORES. ASK YOUR MOM

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  • thunderbutt March 17, 2007

    Cmon poops, your boring me here. same shit different day. What about my one eyed aunt Minnie? Did you ever meet her? Uncle Joe used to skull fuck her. Made a hell of a popping sound.

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  • thunderbutt March 17, 2007

    I think the taco dog likes you too.

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  • peoplevshoople March 17, 2007

    NAH THATS O.K BUTTBLAST, I WILL STAY IN MY ELEMENT

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  • commoneagle March 17, 2007

    yourmom wrote:

    ya know i was excited about seeing the movie when the trailer came on for jackass #2 but when i saw it i was pissed and wanted my 9 buckes back...............i watched the whole thing free on voeh sp? could not believe seeing a movie on the net that was still in theaters... can it last I mean there will be war....

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  • commoneagle March 17, 2007

    1tothedome wrote:

    All was good till I saw bortat butt fucking the fat guy. How am I gonna fall asleep tonight with that in my brain?

    [reply] looked like a fat black woman to me your seeing things dude...borats door swings both ways if you know what i think i mean

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  • xxxz April 17, 2007

    what about 'Return of Borat' 'Borat 3'

    'Borat's Revenge' & Borat's Vacation''?

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