Something To Eat

Jesse U.
8,908 Views 9 years ago

Why is it that I keep thinking about letting a snake that big loose on a bunch of midgets in a maze while the lights are off? That would be good entertainment.

56 Comments
  • machine March 30, 2007

    I am stealing this property of First Post Position from crashtestdumby69!!

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  • crashtest69 March 30, 2007

    THANK GOD THAT GAY FIREFIGHTER GUY COULDENT POST FIRST AGAIN..i claim this land property of crashtest..long live the crashtest

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  • crashtest69 March 30, 2007

    PEEKABOOOOO YOUR MY BREAKFAST

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  • crashtest69 March 30, 2007

    AND FOR THIS LAND I NEED COUNCIL, women and live stock,and slaves yes i will need slaves.i will need a castle and soldiers to defend it.and i will need fields of cannibis so i can control my anger problem.i will need transport caapable of light speed and i have definitly smoked way to much refer

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  • dunedain March 30, 2007

    gu kibum kelkum-ishi,burzum-ishi.akha-gum-ishi ashi gurum.nubin sherkuk,rakhizinash,matizinashuk,matizin umbruk.

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  • dunedain March 30, 2007

    there-is-no life in-the-cold,in-the-dark.here-in-the-void only death.i-smell your-blood.i-shall-devour-it,eat-it-all-eat-all-the-world.

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  • crashtest69 March 30, 2007

    woops beanmachine got me

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  • crashtest69 March 30, 2007

    ^^^^^^^^machine go back to kiddie porn website..

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  • gagher March 30, 2007

    when i was 14 I saw a cliff python attack a woman once and 6 or 7 people was sticking it with spears and chopping it with machetes, the fucker wouldn´t let go until they chopped the head off... me, i would just tie a coulpe of knots on the fucker, see how tough if was after that...

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  • crashtest69 March 30, 2007

    a machine trying to swim with sharks lol..go home boy..the peanut gallery is no place for you

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  • geargrinder65 March 30, 2007

    I once had a snake try to swallow my pecker..fucker choked to death!!!

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  • machine March 30, 2007

    crashtest69 , you jackass, you don't know who you are talking to. i am the CEO of the CSPG.

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  • crashtest69 March 30, 2007

    SO

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  • crashtest69 March 30, 2007

    I THINK YOUR A DORK

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  • crashtest69 March 30, 2007

    you shouldent have insulted me

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  • crashtest69 March 30, 2007

    now your PGPP

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  • crashtest69 March 30, 2007

    pretty good peter puffer

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  • machine March 30, 2007

    Do you not realize how odd you look in here?

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  • crashtest69 March 30, 2007

    ^^^do you not know how odd you look everywhere

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  • crashtest69 March 30, 2007

    now if you dont mind im gunna go meet my lady and look odd on a cruiseship gambling with a woman so beautifull you will never know

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  • crashtest69 March 30, 2007

    P.G.C.P. pretty gay child predator

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  • crashtest69 March 30, 2007

    if you dont insult or address me again i will overlook you in the future mr.POBOX

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  • machine March 30, 2007

    Suck my 14" E-cock, post-whore

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  • crashtest69 March 30, 2007

    ^^^^and do you talk to your e-cock on those dark nights in the barn clarisse??do you lube your pewny e-cock woth contact grease,clarisse?

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  • crashtest69 March 30, 2007

    do you smack your own lipps with your e-manhood.does the smell of cow manure wafting through your nostrils bring you ecstacy

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  • crashtest69 March 30, 2007

    do you CLARISSE!!!IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS E-COCK

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  • crashtest69 March 30, 2007

    E-COCK WHAT A MORON,YOUR A DROOLER CLARISSE

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  • crashtest69 March 30, 2007

    hey clarisse tickle my e-balls..lol

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  • joecommonsense March 30, 2007

    Googen dooden undt fooden huguroon mooden. Sish mish diesh buten whenden seeden meaten hem hungran fordan mooden. Himden alway wantended fooded ush push shiten for newd fooded enterenden udst mouthden anded outen de ashholden. Hish vagen de voogen de boogen has viay, und viedin abst do viden la boogen sha loogen.

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  • joecommonsense March 30, 2007

    Whenden eaten fooden bigenden, dur assholden udst alway hurtended foistafter. Shst dur duden pussy, un snaken no wnaden wifen.

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  • deadfred March 31, 2007

    I just love seeing a snake do that I don't know why.

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  • ugotdubbed March 31, 2007

    holy fkin shet

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  • theblob06 March 31, 2007

    I used to have a bermese but alot smaller

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  • britsontour March 31, 2007

    craptest, Whats the name of that guy who kicked the shit out of you for being a wanker? cos i want to buy him a pint.

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  • crashtest69 March 31, 2007

    your money would be better spent getting a rubber dick for your well worn poopshute

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  • crashtest69 March 31, 2007

    your probably angry about what i said about the troops on the other post.well that was in response to what curator said about U.S. pilots. that was an accident,and to be honest ive heard so much about it im starting to feel more anomosity than pitty for the boys it happened to.so pay them some respect and let it swim

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  • crashtest69 March 31, 2007

    godspeed to the british P.O.ws.

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  • britsontour March 31, 2007

    Naah fuck em ^ Those tossers have caused a lot of hassel and i shit on them all especially the bitch. Fucking twats should have bugged out or fought. They did neither. TWATS.

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  • crashtest69 March 31, 2007

    it might have been equipment failure and they just werent aware of exactly where they were

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  • britsontour March 31, 2007

    Brain failier more like and now theyv opened a can of worms.

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  • youngblood48 March 31, 2007

    they were probly in iraqi waters and the revo's for iran didnt care...they where inspecting an irani vessel and whose to say where they were....i say let them go or start armageden....im about sic of all this shit anyway....

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  • anoyherdayhear April 1, 2007

    crash:hes NOT gay...helikes both...boys & men!

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  • theblob06 April 1, 2007

    ^^^^lol

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    oh and brit shits you might talk of whippin ass on keyboard but i think your a twat

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    and by the way if your planning on opening your cunt everytime i defend my motherland,you better have a big cunt

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    so do yourself a favor and mind your fuckin buisiness

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  • anoyherdayhear April 1, 2007

    GOD SAVE THE KING!!!

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  • britsontour April 1, 2007

    craptest. this is the home of the phoney tough and all the threats and brovado are for me at least not worth a shit. Now if iv rattled your cage GOOD thats what im good at, for the most of the time any shit i sling is generaly because the twat involved deserves in `like dune` though on occassions i feel a little evil and just want to ruin someones day who takes it to serious. So there you go thats me and my game plan and by the way, fuck you. x

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    look titsonwhore if you think your ruining my day your putting to much worth on your self worth.now some british pussy was dissing my country so i put him in his place.then you came along and started rattling your crooked teeth at me.if you dont like the states keep your ass off a website with mostly u.s. citizens on it and start running your mouth!!!its like watcing B.E.T and then complaining you dont like blacks.. does this example let you know how stupid you look??

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  • anoyherdayhear April 1, 2007

    cracktester:fuck you and your whore mama!

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  • britsontour April 2, 2007

    craptest iv been on this site a lot lot longer than you. and for what its worth you wont find one racial comment from me [some kinda record in itself] and iv allways stood by the U.S.A. go on shit for brains trawl the archives and see if im lyin. As for how stupid i look in comparrison of you the other retards on here? FUCK ME, all of a sudden clever bastard. YOUR A U.S FAILIER.

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  • britsontour April 2, 2007

    CHEW ON THAT YOU KNUB SKULL fucking idiot.

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  • commoneagle April 2, 2007

    machine wrote:

    I am stealing this property of First Post Position fromcrashtestdumby69!! .....................................you confusing my simple mind.. how are you doing this is crashtestical there with you??? what what what???? or am i deluded my own self... confusion is first now.... and how the hell does that snake not get jabbed by them horns... if a preditor wanted snake for dinner right after that swallow seems like it would be in luck....

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  • commoneagle April 2, 2007

    oh i should say. he stike der somoken de speckled smit storkin spunk... what that means is fittel sticks. maybe but i do know sprec in se douch is not mine spunk... funk en a man.

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  • commoneagle April 2, 2007

    as i grazed the comments a bit more i came to find... spronke z smorkin dich finkin hampell stig in hammer finkin stichel smomkein forker der smakin hammell... so there...

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  • kottonmouth April 4, 2007

    Quietly the gazzele drinks from a little brook. When bam, a big fucking snake apears and wraps around the gazzele slowly depreiving it of any air. When all of a sudden Farmer Jow comes along and shoots the smake in the head, and eats the gazzele. Tell this one to your children tonight.

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