Mr Garrison explains why so many people are just so fucking retarded. Makes sense to me.
its all so clear now:)
This REALLY explains alot of people around here!!!! OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! your just pissed cuz I said it before you!!!!
pretty much the theory of evolution is not that much more scientifically accurate than what mr.garrison said here.evolution is a joke in scientific terms.there are so many holes in the theorys,which change every 6 months anyway,that you would have to be a fool to believe it.the fossil record actually disproves evolution.where are the missing links.forget about how life can come from nothing,but to then say that it changed from simple 1 celled organisms to advanced intelligent species is ridiculous.not only would that not happen once but to say it happened 20 or 30 times constantly evolving is nuts.then you would need it to happen to a male and female of the same species at the same time in the same way so they could continue to reproduce,i dont think so.no its more like genesis said God made them each according to their own kind and science still proves that.according to the so called theory of evolution it is survival of the fittest and that nature always find the BEST way to reproduce.well technically speaking the best and most efficient way to reproduce would be thru a sexual reproduction not sexual,yet most species do it the old fashin way.that the way God designed it,not evolution.i have just scratched the surface here evolution could be diproved within about a half hour discussion.the more you look into it the more science proves God.
Fuck i hate Americans.....understand that you are all the biggest cunts in the fucking world !!!!! got it?
Zindastink is too right, pissing off the world.
2indastink and whitewolf if you two douchebags(american for go fuck yourself) wanna hook up and give eachother handjobs while you cry and think about the way your daddies used to touch you than go to a butt fuck-fuck hookup site.
dune: u can´t be serious thinking that we were created by god??? If there´s only one god that created all of us, how come that thru out all of history mankind in different parts of the world ALWAYS been believing in different gods, and most religions has more than one god! And the question above all, if there is only one god, WHERE THE FUCK IS HE??? With all the fucked up things going on in the world, if he exists, he´s probably on vacation...
"then you would need it to happen to a male and female of the same species at the same time in the same way so they could continue to reproduce,i dont think so."
lmao, you're a fucking moron.
What do u mean where is God? If he took the time to "create" us we don't need to depend on him anymore...he gave us everything we needed to survive (brains/water/resources) and advance through time to live in a safe and peaceful planet. Too bad we can't follow directions and will annihilate the whole world very soon.
entertain: soo, u belive hat we were all reated by "god" too ?
first b-hazard i am a moron o.k. then i am ready for your intelligant input.lets see how smart you are.if you can disprove anything i said there is 1000 dollars in it for you.
second gagher my friend to say that there are many gods through out history does not disprove a God as a creator.man has used religion and false gods incorrectlly thru history.man has been off track of the original purpose for about 6000 years.just because the imaginations of men over the years created other so called gods means they forget the true god.the reason for all the suffering on the planet is not Gods fault we are going thru a testing period and the world is in the power of satan at this point.back in the beginning of history a man called Job was tested by both god and satan.now we are going thru a period where satan said he could do a better job than god at ruling mankind.god said o.k. satan the world is yours.we are going thru this temporary system for an issue that was raised thousands of years ago.so the world is miserable because it is being ruled by satan not god.this is another reason why there are so many gods through out history because it is a way for satan to take true worship away from the true god.false gods all came from the changing of language back at the tower of babel many years ago(the word babble comes from the tower babel).man divided itself by language and inherited different parts of the planet creating their own so called gods.this is all part of the devils plan.soon however god is coming back and will destroy this current wicked system ousting satan from power and installing christ for 1000 years.a new order will be instituted and a resurection of the dead the righteous to everlasting life and the unrighteous to judgement.everyone will get a chance save a few(like judas,adam,the scribes who killed jesus,and maybe hitler lol).but god will make it all better.its only been about 6000 years of this temporary system,remember 6000 is a lot to us but on gods time scale it is a few seconds.the earth alone is 4 billion years old.so be patient soon is coming a new heaven and new earth.then we will all see what the purpose of man is according to gods will its up to him he is our creator.
about the video:got salt?/about the comments,never mind.Dunedain done said it.
mr. garrison isn't mr. he got his dick slit and pushed upward, also his balls got put in kyle's knees to make him a nigger basketball player.
anoyherdayhear how are you my friend.i believe we might have gotten off on the wrong foot.i appreciate your comments and praise for me.you seem to be a true allie of the dunedain and from here on in you shall be called friend.i am glad there are others with intelligance like yourself who can appreciate some of the things that are said here.concerning the post a few days ago where i replied to blaqreign or whatever her name was i was being sarcastic to HER not you.in fact if you are from the deep south i empowered you against her and really gave YOU props if you think about it.go back and read it you will see what i mean and remember i was being sarcastic to HER.so let us continue to speak from this point as friends.
skoal, glad to see you know yer South Park.LONG LIVE MRS. GARRISON !! dAIN YOU SAID IT BEST.LONG LIVE GOD.
eNTERTAININGLY you are right on about how stupid greed has gotten us. Mom Nature has a way to rid herself of her cancer so hold onto your hat
retard babys are funny. not speeking of the handicapped ofcourse. Seems to me if we all had the disposition of a mongloid we would be alot happier. They are always smiling and are very endering to all. Maybe we are the retards for fuking everything up that God gave us. No wounder he's pissed off all the time.
good point blob, i hear tards are freaky strong and have big dicks, guess i am half mongaloid
hahaha whats the other half, squirrl or fish?
lol dune you're fuckin' crazy...but you're aight with me now lol that was wicked.
Hmmm....my roots go way back...
my momma told me to never discuss religion,thanx mom
Mr.Dunedain, Went back,once again sir you are correct.I am verry proud to call you my "freind".from this point forward we shall be.thank you.
sorry for any misunderstandings,i would be proud to call you my freind.
dune please do not have children.
sorry for anymisunderstandings,i would be proud to call you my freind.
^^^^^^why don't you get your nose out of dains ass then he may have alittle more respect for you. It's his call but as far as I am concerned after asking him to give u a chance then u turn around and post shit on my mom, you are not in any allegence I will be a part of. asshole
"moose" do these 2 fuck wads even have an idea about all the good the USA has done around the world. I'm from Canada and you all have my utmost respect for all the American solders who have helped counless millions of people. Sure Bush is an ass but he's gone soon just like we dumped the Liberals here in Canada. They Liberals use to shit on the USA and that made the majority of us very pissed at these retards. Now Primeminister Harper is reparing all the damage. He is a good man and I wish the same for you guys come next election. and I'm not just kissing ass here.
wow i just woke up it is 10:30 on the east coast of america.last night was an interesting night for me.i got in around 5 in the morning.the dunedain was at a gathering of much evil.deep in the belly of the beast.for i live at the heart of the great conflict,furthest east protecting the west.my duty as a great and noble ancient warrior from a long line of hunters sometimes puts me in lets say rather evil circumstances.you see in order to destroy evil one sometimes must put on the cloak of evil and be discuised like the enemy.rumor had it that a great gathering was occuring just south of me.a gathering like this has not occured in about 7 years.even evil takes things carefully these days so as not to disturb the order until truly necessary.i went to the place where many unsavory types assembled last night.i came alone so as not to raise any suspicions.my cover was black yet there were even darker shades walking around than me.the drums were loud and deep sounding a constant tribal beat as i surveyed the landscape.there was much screaming and drinking to pagan gods deep in the center were fires whos smoke reached the vry gods themselves in worship.alas at the corner of my eye deep within the sea of black ugly evil warlike faces,i saw my mark.yes there was a reason for my entering this unholy place,tonight i was on a hunt the likes the dunedain have not seen for some time.there my enemy stood unsuspecting in his merrymaking and blaspheming ways.the room was loud and full with many, you could barelly walk.i crept towards my mark,this was an old wound this enemy was once fighting on my side the side of good.i used to call this one friend and slew many with him by my side.however now he is a servant of the enemy his mind has been flushed of reason and filled with madness.this is an old fight, he has it coming,he is a traiter and has hid in the shadows to long.i am here to make good on a vow many years a go,a vow that my father and his father and his before him made.i will never let this traiter live freely in the wild without paying for his back stabbing,judas,ways.i crept closer to him and singled him out for the hunt was on.i have drinken their drinks and moved to their music and now i strike to their astonishment.i find my mark and it feels good.deeper goes my blade than ever,there shall be no mistake this night.i am finishing what was started so many years ago.goodbye old friend your treacherous eyes may sleep tonight,but not in peace.i remembered an oath you took many years ago and have not forgotten the oath you broke.tonight is your payback and the very strenght deep in me has been saved for this night.the scales have been balanced again.a great evil has been removed from the war the dunedain shall all sleep better the enemy has one less servant today and my heart rejoices in the hunt i am alive again.
^^^r u a belever of the dunedain, i lov the books. dunedain is tru hero kill orcs and evil cavetroles..evolution use rocks but a mans use brain from god and faith in Jesus to be for shure
"first b-hazard i am a moron o.k. then i am ready for your intelligant input.lets see how smart you are.if you can disprove anything i said there is 1000 dollars in it for you."
It's kind of hard to dis-prove something that wasn't proven in the first place. Absoutely nothing you said came with any facts, it was all speculation.
crash:I thought we'd be kool...But you are not the type of animal i care to hunt.
fuck you cunt like i said put your post up cunt boy
you aint gotta hunt me bitch boy just post up come on put your fuckin knuckles behind your punkass mouth BOY YOU THINK IM JOKIN..POST IT UP
you aint hard to find,,,what a fuckin punk
come on .Ill be expecting you MOUTH!
some shit is going down right here right now!!!!
god is for the weak and the guilty
^^^^^^^^the weak have no mind for god.he is to big for them to contemplate.they wallow in a self absorbed notion that they are top intelligance.which only leads to pain when they realise they are nothing in the end without a creater.to not believe in god limits you to the ground you walk upon instead of the universe you inhabit.
COME ON BADGER5 YOU'VE BEEN ROUND HERE CRAZYSHITTN LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW YOU SHOULD SAY SOMTHING CLEAVER IN NUMBER ONE SLOTT... WHAT IS YOUR TRIP... YOU DON'T HONNER CRAZY SHIT TRADITION YOU TRADER.... GO AWAY IF YOU CAN'T RESPECT NUMBERONE... FUCKER.
When this video made me laugh hard and out loud (lol) I had expectations of scrolling down to see a good comment in number one slot!!! One that blended with the video something like.... I'm now going to start the evolution of the crazyshit comments and every comment hence will be a derivative of my minds output and my commentary dna will rna all over the site spreading like a monkey's poop in a cesspool... or some such crap... but.... no no reference to the honored number one slot what so ever from badskunker5 ...
^^^^^^^^^^^you are a true wacko you actually rant with every post.you come across as though your about to explode because someone didnt post to your liking in the first post spot.i can actually feel your bloodpressure going up as you type just calm down for real you work hard for a living when your on the computer you should relax.
Hahahhah this is hilarious. God doesn't approve of anyone who surfs crazyshit, so atheism is probably your safest bet at this point.
good thing we have a resident nutcase to rant for pages all in a single paragraph. thanks dunedain. christ.
evilution: think tiny, random mutations over millions and millions of years, with advantagous mutations persisting through the process of natural selection. it can happen.
just because we haven't dug up every bone than completes a nice, tidy progession of changes over time hardly disproves evolution.
on research: a "lack of supporting evidence" does not necessarily disprove a theory. *direct evidence to the contrary* is what disproves a theory.