Getting Stuck On the Beach

Jesse U.
5,435 Views 9 years ago

How stupid do you have to be to try and actually pull a jet ski of a beach? I know this guy felt stupid as hell, all that salt water is going to wreak havoc on his ride. Hated It!!!

70 Comments
  • badger5 March 31, 2007

    pump my ride,....

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  • racefan March 31, 2007

    So what you are saying is that salt water is bad?? Hahahahaha All he has to do is report the car stolen...duh..haha

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  • geargrinder65 March 31, 2007

    I think I just pissed my pants from laffing so hard R O F L M A O!!!! And to add salt to the wound (pun intended) It looked like he had to break the window cuz he locked his keys in it!

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  • dunedain March 31, 2007

    wtf i didnt think he was gonna get that out.what a stupid fuck.that looks like a ford escape.this dope took the name of his truck to literally,he barely escaped high tide.probably the fucking hybrid escape which has no power.my chrysler 300 is a hybrid.....it burns gas and rubber.

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  • 2indastink March 31, 2007

    I hope all Americans die of face fucking cancer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cunts the lot of ya....got it?

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  • dunedain March 31, 2007

    ^^^^^^^^^^^wow i hope all americans(thanks for capitalizing america)die of face fucking cancer...........those are some incredible and touching words 2indastink.most should be like you the world would be a better place.we should all wish a disease upon the population of a whole country it will make for such good relations.2indastink that name must mean you take 2 cocks in the ass,probablly nightly.thats o.k. though we wont judge you for it.instead god will,and i believe the judgment will be a.i.d.s.2indastink we all have so much to learn from you us americans need to be civilized by you and taught how to interact with others.i think that getting face cancer is a beautiful and ingenius way for all of us to get together.thanks 2indaass we americans all owe you today for your inelligent and heart stirring words of wisdom.

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  • the_moose March 31, 2007

    dunedain said it best.

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  • crashtest69 March 31, 2007

    2indastink is a pornweb site.the reoccuring theme is that 2 black guys both put their black penises in one gay guys buthole,i think recently they started doin it with women

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  • rc2james March 31, 2007

    Poor dunedain, stuck with a pussy for a mouth.

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  • gagher March 31, 2007

    hahahhahahahahahahahahahaha what a stupid fuck, but can u imagine the smile on his face when he got it loose...

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  • ouch March 31, 2007

    i have seen some boring shit before on the internet, but that has to be right up there. what a waste of upload and my time, Oh and by the way, what part of commenting on this clip does it say "Lets bitch and post nasty comment about each other?

    go to yahoo chat fight room or shut the fuck up.

    (so far) LAST Bitches lmao

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  • anoyherdayhear March 31, 2007

    said best again. God bless mr.Dunedain,GOD bless America!!!

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  • skoal36 March 31, 2007

    what makes it so much worse is that nigger singing dont worry be happy

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  • theblob06 April 1, 2007

    dune my friend I think we have a new friend, a good friend and if he likes 2 cocks in his ass, all the more power to him....he is on the Easter Party list for sure! And anoyherday you are invited alone with skoal ouch, gagher, crashtest,and all the rest. see ya at peeps house!!

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  • anoyherdayhear April 1, 2007

    blob:I dont understand your obsession with "cocks"-"asses" and faggetry in genneral.unfortionatly I'm afraid I must decline your invation...It seems your mother has her horns caught up in the fence again and thares a line of hobo niggers clewn back to birmingham.I dont know how long its going to take to free her.I sure you understand.have a happy easter anyhow!

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  • anoyherdayhear April 1, 2007

    p.s. we'll leave the light on.

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  • theblob06 April 1, 2007

    anoyeveryonehere!! maybe you should learn to read between the lines. I am not a fag! Perhaps your intellegents will grow with age. Perhaps not. Don't really care. And don't forget I am the one who asked dain to give you a chance. Seems I may have been wrong. And if you ever say anything about my mother again I will hunt you down and bust your head open. ok. ..........so stop being such an asshole and think before you speak ok sport...

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  • theblob06 April 1, 2007

    ^^^^dunedain this young lad is on report. Talked shit about my dear old mom getting banged by niggers. Not too cool! Really pissed me off. But I am willing to forgive if he can learn to keep his mouth shut around the wrong people.

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  • britsontour April 1, 2007

    dune ???

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    mmmmmm, i forgot what iwas gunna say.. oh yeah i remember now.badger cool name badgers are weasels,weasels are top predators,i have one,a ferret,she is extremly good at catching rabbits,beleive it or not all subspecies of weasel have an extensive prey list up to and including a gator..why am i fucking blabbing?? idont know.ill just blame the pharmaceuticals

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    oh the other thing im a little upset^^^^i detect anger in the brotherhood,this will not do..actually im probably a little more affected than you might think,but maybe im just not fucking important,i dont know.i have never been on or been a member of a website before.iwas introduced to c.s. by my lady(an accomplished jewish american princesss)this website mimmicks my personnal life in many ways,hoople,dain, blob,shitlooker,sometimes geargrinder says stuff thats fucking hillarious everything yb48 types is classic,or half of everything anyway,i think what i see is a little misdirected anger here,i thought rather highly of a certain man on this thread, y this person would attack one of my freinds is beyond me.it leaves me to wonder if that person might attack me as well.oh well iguess im fuckin babblin again,fuck my lady just bought a new car.its a chrysler conv.i dont like chryslers reliability issues. i wanted her to get a fuckin chevy and rite now my neighbors are fuckin loud enough for me to hear it.the fuckin nyse dident rebound as much as i wanted it to.honkeylips got banned blah blah fuckin blah

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    oh and the other thing bolbster the other reason for me suggetsing the V-E is it also promotes vein and nerve tissue heal as well there are a pootillion nerve endings in your feet.now please listen to the health wisdom of the crashtest

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    DOCTOR CRASHTEST

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  • theblob06 April 1, 2007

    Hey doc bloodtest, thanks again, hummm uh gee um what if ah I umma were to ah accidently get this hummmm vitamin e oil on oh lets say ,well you know,,,my dick. oh fuk here we go ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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  • theblob06 April 1, 2007

    oh and crashtest as far as a brotherhood goes, anoyeveryonehere talked shit but he is not in any brotherhood I will be apart of. I think the idiot never studied the art of tounge in cheek. I mean the moron thinks there is really going to be an EasterParty at peeps house.lol Then he tried a witty "thanks but no thanks" that even made him look more stupid..hahahaha fukwitt

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  • dunedain April 1, 2007

    i am here to resolve this matter.let us step back and be at peace.there are many who will want us destroyed,yes we will have many enemies,so lets not become enemies ourselves.a unified front is what we must be.anoyherdayhear be nice to the blob he is thorondir and is friend to the dunedain.you will see ,remember you are new here,that blob will forgive you but you must all get along.crashtest we are strong do not fear all of us shall rejoice in peace together.long live the brotherhood.

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  • asian-superrac April 1, 2007

    crasy man he shood use the doke for boats

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    exactly^^^^^blob v-e is good for vein development.i use it to devlope mine all the time lmao

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    amen dune,perhaps its the abscence of foe that our angst builds,but inferiors are large in quatity and one will challenge the strength.and like the ones before they will fall

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  • thamexican April 1, 2007

    just thought i'd mention.. all this kinda got started by 2intheskink, not anoyherdayhear.. but point well made dune, lets let bygones be bygones..

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  • anoyherdayhear April 1, 2007

    DAIN:crash drew "first blood".being evolved {as i am} I do not wish any division among the "A.B." I have done nothing to merit being verbaly bashed.I am a part the greatest race on this planet.as far as the "threats"go I am not that hard to find.even with my phy.disability, I fear no man.rember crash....you get what you give.if you want to be kool with me then fine/if not thats ok 2.kool???

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    crash aint done shit fuck boy,and what is this about not being hard to find????fuck you buddy..ill stomp your goddamn ass without a lick of fuckin pitty boy..you ever say anything about bein hard to find you just post up where you are boy.you better shut your goddamn mouth you punk up on me you little bitch and youll lose another leg,shut the fuck up you big mouth jit.you ever mention any kind of battle with me pussy i got it all i gotts knuckle you like ginsu i gottem you like guns i gotta goddamn armory you fuckin pile. you so goddamn bad you wunna be found post up punk.sling your ass up at me boy.e on i got it all motherfucker

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    you aint hard to find.........like i said post it up bitch

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    fuckin punk come on i ready now.you aint to far for me to travel gimp ass pussy

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    no you know what gimpboy?i dont want to slap you around.i dont wunna fight with a crippled boy. so i tell you what you just type your jit ass bitchslap rap all you want,cuz thats all you are,a punkass jitboy

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    wow i feel better now,who wudda ever thought rheeming a cripple could be so much fun

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  • youngblood48 April 1, 2007

    ^^^did you pay him 2 dollars yet.....hehehehehehehheheeeeeeeeeeeeee....

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  • hatedogs April 1, 2007

    Hahahahaha! Back to the fucking trailer park with his noisey goddamn jetski sit right next to his goddamn four wheeler. Too bad the fucker didn't get to walk to his shitty job the next day. Of course he'll be walking soon enough when the salt works its wonders on that electrical system. What a typical fucktard from the current generation of fucking Einsteins. BTW: crashtest69 wrote: 'rheeming'. In crashtest69, we seem to have a real fucking nice posterboy for public "education".

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  • anoyherdayhear April 1, 2007

    I could mix it up with you cracktest.but I unlike you come from a Good fam.I also spent 4 years in the core.I now own a home in SAVANNAH TN.I am a well liked and respected member of this town so if you really want to get it on ... I'm game.if you have a auto that will make it here,come your ass on.all this "rap"dont mean shit.youll be surprized.you sone of a motherless whore mungin pig fucking dog basterd.i found out you was the runt of a litter of9 dogs,your mama only havin'8 tits you had to suck your daddy just to survive.no more words fucker..e on.

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  • anoyherdayhear April 1, 2007

    now what?

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    like i said post up loser..you lost your leg cuz you got the brain of a pussy,tn post it up bitch

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    savannah tn about 2 hrs from dads house post it up bitch i been wantin to see the old man

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    you aint respected nigger

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    oh look hatedogs turned into a little mrs.abc

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    you cant get respect on a website lol

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    you look like such a little pussy ^^^^^^^^^^^^^dain crash drew first blood^^^^^^^^^ boo-hoo hoo

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    your beneath me worm

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  • itchy April 1, 2007

    dunedain you crack whore!! shutup he is right you all should die. Cum stains the lot of ya's.

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    and by the way gimpboy you like to talk about mothers alot-shes a woman you coward,im a man attack me you litle bitch,post it up you think im jokin bitch boy

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    crash drew first blood dune,sniff,snif boo-hoo it wasent me dune,dont spank me dune,it was all crash boo hhooo

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    your so pathetic annoying bitch

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    i own a house where land is 5,000 an acre boo hoo crash lives where its 5,000 a square yard boo hoo,crash is a bad man boohoohoo

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    im a stupid hillbilly boohooo an annoying little hillbilly boohoo

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    boohoocrash is evil boohoo

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  • crashtest69 April 1, 2007

    look aoying i forgive you you know what i dont want to argue with you...your my favorite child predator..and much like your uncle scary lured you into the barn on those cold tennessee nights,you continue the tradition on,as a one legged child predator

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  • asian-superrac April 1, 2007

    yes mr 69. you post good to me.. the gimp is very rude to me. he can sleep so fast. my name is not to insult I am still in english. it will be changed . gimp boy is fool and fool is cowerdly man

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  • dunedain April 2, 2007

    fuck you itchy i aint no crack whore ive never tried the stuff

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  • crashtest69 April 2, 2007

    ya know annoyin ive been thought about some of the things ive said and you know what i dont want nothin bad to happen to you.i dont ever want to meet you i dont want anything to do with you.have fun on c.s.

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  • looney April 2, 2007

    gay video and posts

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  • crashtest69 April 2, 2007

    ^^^^oh god another dick that knnows what gay is

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  • party_boy_mike April 3, 2007

    Hey asian boy...quit suckin dick and stop actin like a bitch! Man up and fight your own battles you fagget ass chink!! Kung-fu as an art...what a fuckin joke...you can go ahead and try to judo chop me but i will just smack you in the cocksucker you call a mouth a golf club pussy!! Try and put me to sleep...won't be able to when your laying flat on your back bleeding out you grill will yyou, ya fuck mook!! Ha ha I'm kidding I like your slant eyes!!

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  • commoneagle April 3, 2007

    damn didn't have to read far to find a dick head or two dumb ass badger can't make up a good first statment dink.... then i read an asshole who says hes/she pissing pants cause it is so funny to watch anogher person in distress. yea it was stupid but fuck i am glad your not my friend when i end up doing somthning dumb caus i am a bit to drunk or somthing everyone repeat everyone and any one who thinks it it funny to watch another human being in a position the they themselves would not want to be in is a prick and a blatant violator of the golden rule. i say fuck you all die young an never prosper.

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  • commoneagle April 3, 2007

    yep it is for sure you people who think it is funny when someone else falls or cracks their head open are not fit to be called human... you are a miserable subspecies that for the good of the part of mankind that is kind... yes mankind should be kind hearted not cold hearted..... If you call yourself human you should be able to reason what I am saying is true... you are a cold hearted asshole IF YES IF you think funny of other plight. Many people are not assholes but you whose first reaction is to spontaneously laugh at one of your fellow human beings getting hurt or otherwise being in distress are pricks yes assholes in the first degree. It is undeniable even to yourselves.... you know it is true... You assholes can't help it you are what is called a born sinner. Now I am not a proponent of Christianity by any means but it does have some virtuous philosophies.

    Within some of the religious stuff that I believer to be bullshit is a place of torment perfect for your kind!!! I except as accurate and very appropriate for you a statement and label .... let's see there needs to be a name or label for people that are naturally mean like you.... mean ass holess hmmm I'll need to think on that... anyway go to hell you crude, cruel minded fukin pricks.

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  • party_boy_mike April 4, 2007

    ^^^^^Shut the fuck up...you sound like a winny bitch that has nothin better to do then try and make the world better. Fuck Off!! Plus I wouldn't want to be your friend cause you sound like a dumb fuck that need help all the time....stupid piece of shit!!

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  • joecommonsense April 5, 2007

    They couldn't of been Americans. Obviously he didn't look at the Ocean and say. Oh well, thats like like the earth trying to get out of the solar system.

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  • sleeko April 5, 2007

    Crashtest....Typing comes easy to you. I suspect, you make your living behind a deck, with your legs crossed. commoneagle.. you getting close to the line yourself.

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  • sleeko April 5, 2007

    Opps...make that "desk". I don't work behind a desk.

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  • crashtest69 April 5, 2007

    ^^^is that acompliment??it sounds like one,as a matter of fact past injuries have forced me to get another job,and its behind a desk..is that a bad thing??i hope not..if your ever in palm beach look me up we will have some coffee,a liitle nicotene and then we do a little skeet shooting

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  • crashtest69 April 5, 2007

    its spring time the ladies are wonderfull this time of year

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  • sleeko April 6, 2007

    Skeet??? I split my year between Oregon and So. Cal.

    When I pull out the gauge, it's for the real thing. Geese, Pheasant, etc. In the fall, it's the 06 for deer and elk. Can't see getting up to shoot dishes. And in between that, I try to surf a couple a hours a day.

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