New Iraqi Insurgent cleaner vaporizes on contact

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Greg J.
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Is your house plagued with insurgents laying IED’s all over
the place there is only one solution.New “Hellfire Missile Cleaner”!Cleans on contact and once your finished picking up the rubble that was
your house you’ll be pleased find those pesky insurgents are nowhere to be
found.

25 Comments
  • skoal36 April 11, 2007

    looked like a safe place for a sec

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  • luciferchrist April 11, 2007

    FIRST BITCHES

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  • luciferchrist April 11, 2007

    wtf?^^ my comment WAS first now that shit looks stupid. THIRD

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  • get_real April 11, 2007

    that is what needs to be done to all those towel headed bastards. And BTW what is this First shit? Do you win a big fukcing prize for being first to comment? I think we need to start a race and see who can be LAST!!! dumbasses

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  • badger5 April 11, 2007

    Cant see what use you would be to 72 virgins if all your body parts are spread over a wide area,....

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  • beyondskrewed April 11, 2007

    Boring~ COuldnt hardly see nething

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  • throttlejockey April 11, 2007

    So, let me get this straight. Our government will spend $1,000,000 or more to kill two iraqis, but not one dime to help our own people? So, like, the dune coons are worth more than we are or what? Those must be some rather expensive coats they make out of their hides......patchwork even.

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  • rodgtard April 11, 2007

    reminds me of the song,, mystified! they should start filling the potholes over there with these

    oxygen theives.i wonder how much oil you get when you mash one flat?

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  • big_dane April 11, 2007

    yeah well, two down , 10000000 to go, some hopeless shit

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  • detroitleanin April 11, 2007

    yes you are all correct. Boreing expensive and at this juncture pointless!

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  • sleeko April 11, 2007

    throttlejockey...You're almost right. That $1,000,000 is borrowed. We done have it to spend on our own people. Our children will have to pay it back. Has anybody noticed what Bush has done to our national debt. Watch what happens to the economy after the elections, next year.

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  • throttlejockey April 11, 2007

    no shit huh. it's all about big business, run the little guy into the ground to make room for more walmarts.....

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  • throttlejockey April 11, 2007

    LITTLE KNOWN BUT INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE

    1. The IRS is not a U.S. Government Agency. It is an Agency of the IMF. (Diversified Metal Products v. IRS, et al. CV-93-405E-EJE U.S.D.C.D.I., Public Law 94-564, Senate Report 94-1148 pg. 5967, Reorganization Plan No. 26, Public Law 102-391.)

    2. The IMF is an Agency of the UN. (Blacks Law Dictionary 6th Ed. Pg. 816)

    3. The U.S. has not had a Treasury Department since 1921. (41 Stat. Ch.214 pg. 654)

    4. The U.S. Treasury is now the IMF. (Presidential Documents Volume 29-No.4 pg. 113, 22 U.S.C. 285-288).

    5. The United States does not have any employees because there is no longer a United States. No more reorganizations. After over 200 years of operating under bankruptcy, it's finally over, (Executive Order 12803). Do not personate one of the creditors or share holders or you will go to Prison.18 U.S.C. 914

    6. The FCC, CIA, FBI, NASA and all of the other alphabet gangs were never part of the United States government. even though the "US Government" held shares of stock in the various Agencies. (U.S. v. Strang , 254 US 491, Lewis v. US, 680 F.2d, 1239).

    7. Social Security Numbers are issued by the UN through the IMF. The Application for a Social Security Number is the SS5 form. The Department of the Treasury (IMF) issues the SS5, not the Social Security Administration. The new SS5 forms do not state who or what publishes them; the earlier SS5 forms state that they are Department of the Treasury forms. You can get a copy of the SS5 you filled out by sending form SSA-L996 to the SS Administration. (20 CFR chapter 111, subpart B 422.103 (b) (2) (2) Read the cites above).

    8. There are no Judicial courts in America and there has not been since 1789. Judges do not enforce Statutes and Codes. Executive Administrators enforce Statutes and Codes. (FRC v. GE 281 US 464, Keller v. PE 261 US 428, 1 Stat. 138-178) .

    9. There have not been any Judges in America since 1789. There have just been Administrators. (FRC v. GE 281 US 464; Keller v. PE 261 US 428 1Stat. 138-178).

    10. According to the GATT you must have a Social Security number. House Report (103-826)

    11. We have One World Government, One World Law, and a One World Monetary System.

    12. The UN is a One World Super Government.

    13. No one on this planet has ever been free. This planet is a Slave Colony. There has always been a One World Government. It is just that now it is much better organized and has changed its name as of 1945 to the United Nations. *

    14. New York City is defined in the Federal Regulations as the United Nations. Rudolph Gulliani stated on C-Span that New York City was the capital of the World" and he was correct. (20 CFR chapter 111, subpart B 422.103 (b) (2) (2)

    15. Social Security is not insurance or a contract, nor is there a Trust Fund. (Helvering v. Davis 301 US 619, Steward Co. V. Davis 301 US 548.)

    16. Your Social Security check comes directly from the IMF which is an Agency of the UN. (Look at it if you receive one. It should have written on the top left United States Treasury.).

    17. You own no property; slaves can't own property. Read the Deed to the property that you think is yours. You are listed as a Tenant. (Senate Document 43, 73rd Congress 1st Session).

    18. The most powerful court in America is not the United States Supreme Court but, the Supreme Court of Pennsylvania. (42 Pa.C.S.A. 502).

    19. The Revolutionary War was a fraud. See (22, 23 and 24).

    20. The King of England financially backed both sides of the Revolutionary war. (Treaty at Versailles July 16, 1782, Treaty of Peace 8 Stat 80).

    21. You can not use the Constitution to defend yourself because you are not a party to it. (Padelford Fay & Co. v. The Mayor and Alderman of The City of Savannah 14 Georgia 438, 520).

    22. America is a British Colony. (THE UNITED STATES IS A CORPORATION, NOT A LAND MASS AND IT EXISTED BEFORE THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR AND THE BRITISH TROOPS DID NOT LEAVE UNTIL 1796.) Respublica v. Sweers 1 Dallas 43, Treaty of Commerce 8 Stat 116, The Society for Propagating the Gospel, &c. v. New Haven 8Wheat 464, Treaty of Peace 8 Stat 80, IRS Publication 6209, Articles of Association October 20, 1774.)

    23. Britain is owned by the Vatican. (Treaty of 1213).

    24. The Pope can abolish any law in the United States. (Elements of Ecclesiastical Law Vol.1 53-54)

    25. A 1040 form is for tribute paid to Britain. (IRS Publication 6209).

    26. The Pope claims to own the entire planet through the laws of conquest and discovery. (Papal Bulls of 1455 and 1493).

    27. The Pope has ordered the genocide and enslavement of millions of people. (Papal Bulls of 1455 and 1493)

    28. The Popes laws are obligatory on everyone. (Bened. XIV., De Syn. Dioec, lib, ix., c. vii., n. 4. Prati, 1844)(Syllabus, prop 28, 29, 44) .

    29. We are slaves and own absolutely nothing not even what we think are our children.(Tillman v. Roberts 108 So. 62, Van Koten v. Van Koten 154 N.E. 146, Senate Document 43 & 73rd Congress 1st Session, Wynehammer v. People 13 N.Y. REP 378, 481).

    30. Military Dictator, George Washington, divided the States (Estates) into Districts. (Messages and papers of the Presidents Vo 1, pg 99. Websters 1828 dictionary for definition of Estate.)

    31. "The People" does not include you and me. (Barron v. Mayor & City Council of Baltimore. 32 U.S. 243).

    32. The United States Government was not founded upon Christianity. (Treaty of Tripoli 8 Stat 154.)

    33. It is not the duty of the police to protect you. Their job is to protect the Corporation and arrest code breakers. Sapp v. Tallahasee, 348 So. 2nd. 363, Reiff v. City of Philadelphia, 477 F.Supp. 1262, Lynch v. N.C. Dept of Justice 376 S.E. 2nd. 247.

    34. Everything in the "United States" is For Sale: roads, bridges, schools, hospitals, water, prisons airports etc. I wonder who bought Klamath Lake. Did anyone take the time to check? (Executive Order 12803)

    35. We are Human capital/chattel. (Executive Order 13037)

    36. The UN has financed the operations of the United States government for over 50 years and now owns every man, women and child in America. The UN also holds all of the Land in America in Fee Simple. *

    37. The good news is we don't have to fulfill "our" fictitious obligations. You can discharge a fictitious obligation with another's fictitious obligation. *

    38. The depression and World War II were a total farce. The United States and various other companies were making loans to others all over the World during the Depression. The building of Germany's infrastructure in the 1930's, including the Railroads, was financed by the United States. That way those who call themselves "Kings," "Prime Ministers," and "Furor."etc could sit back and play a game of chess using real people. Think of all of the Americans, Germans etc. who gave their lives thinking they were defending their Countries, which in reality were corporate fictions that really didn't even exist. The millions of innocent people who died for nothing! Isn't it obvious why Switzerland is never involved in these fiascoes? That is where the "Bank of International Settlements" is located. Wars are manufactured to keep you distracted and longing for peace. You have to have an enemy to keep the illusion of "Government" in place. *

    39. The "United States" did not declare Independence from Great Britain or King George.

    Agents and officers of the British Corporation known as the United States and its third party debt collection agency known as the IRS, are invited to rebut any information within this document, point by point, under penalty of perjury. Failure to rebut within ten business days is to admit that all information contained herein is truthful, valid and unrebuttable. This under the law of contracts, 3/7/10.

    To date, no one at the IRS has attempted to rebut this information.

    Cesar F.

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  • throttlejockey April 11, 2007

    I know that last one was long, but you should really take the time to read it. Or just copy and save for later. It blew my mind.

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  • count_belarius April 11, 2007

    ATTENTION PEANUT GALLERY PEASANTS... WE OF THE MIGHTY FORUMS HAVE DECLARED MACHINE, the ALMIGHTY KING OF THE PEANUT GALLERY.. SO AS OF THIS DAY... YOU SHALL BOW TO HIM, HAND OVER YOUR BOOZE AND WOMEN TO HIM, AND DO AS HE SAYS. ALL HAIL MACHINE! KING OF THE PEANUT GALLERY!

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  • dunedain April 11, 2007

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^the dunedain have ruled for millenia and bow to no one.the machine is not king there is no noble blood in him.

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  • machine April 11, 2007

    When another person can outpost the machine then i will hand over my crown, until then,bow before me, don't forget the sacrificial offering of a 12-pack of good beer.

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  • jesus April 11, 2007

    Jesus has your six pack shooting out of my ass, you fucking turd.

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  • anoyherdayhear April 11, 2007

    "Sheet heads"

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  • detroitleanin April 11, 2007

    Make no mistake walmart is a cancer!!!!!!

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  • remingtons_s April 12, 2007

    At first, it looked like that dude was fucking a very small sized dog...

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  • atom April 12, 2007

    First!

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  • britsontour April 12, 2007

    Dead bandits. Luv it!

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  • digitalechoz April 12, 2007

    Need one of those to clean out the gallery of all fucking retards.

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  • diesel91 April 15, 2007

    ^^^^^^^^The 72 virgins can help that guy find all of his body parts.

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