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The Resurrection Ends Just As Quickly As It Begins

POSTED BY: Greg J.
EMAILED: 356
VIEWED: 2965
RATING: 3.35/10 with 52 votes
POSTED ON: 4/11/2007

SOME PEOPLE DON... SOME PEOPLE DON...
I never understood why some people don't look both....
DON'T PLAY IN T... DON'T PLAY IN T...
Every time I see one of these videos I wonder what....
CAN'T THEY READ... CAN'T THEY READ...
If you can't read the sign that says "DON'T CROSS"....
DRUNKIE THE HIG... DRUNKIE THE HIG...
He's on the loose again and he's walking around dr....
PICKUP TRUCK SU... PICKUP TRUCK SU...
Only an idiot as dumb as this guy would stand in t....
LADY GETS DESTR... LADY GETS DESTR...
How many times do we have to tell these dumb ass l....
A PAUSE FOR THE... A PAUSE FOR THE...
A lot of religious fundamentalists in America like....
TWO FOR ONE ROA... TWO FOR ONE ROA...
The roadkill cafe is now open for business. Come ....
PLAYING FROGGER... PLAYING FROGGER...
Crossing the road when cars are flying by sounds l....
CAR BOWLING... CAR BOWLING...
This car picked up a nice spare to finish off his ....
NO LOITERING!... NO LOITERING!...
Standing in the road is not the best idea with all....
DRIFTING IS FUN... DRIFTING IS FUN...
When some jerk off is behind the wheel doing burno....


cardel72
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WWW.GOFUCKYOURSELVES.ORG!!!!!!!
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posted on: 04-11-07 @ 4:19 PM

cardel72
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SLOPPY SECONDS!!!!!!!
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posted on: 04-11-07 @ 4:19 PM

cardel72
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HeyJ-man didnt know you were into fag tunes
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posted on: 04-11-07 @ 4:19 PM

skoal36
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that jesus is one tuff fucker, gets hung yesterday today gets bus banged, what next?
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posted on: 04-11-07 @ 4:43 PM

dunedain
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jesus christ that was stupid
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posted on: 04-11-07 @ 5:00 PM

rodgtard
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you know jesus still loves you.even you helmut wearing little bus ridin mofos.if you send me $10.00 I will personally make sure that you will granted a space in bikini bottoms when you die.
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posted on: 04-11-07 @ 5:02 PM

dizmo
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Looks like every other dirty homeless motherfucker in my town. I only wish the other fuckers would wear diapers, they would’nt shit all over the place and they would have an excuse for smelling so damn bad.....JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST BABY!!!!
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posted on: 04-11-07 @ 5:31 PM

welshlongman
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wassup you fukheds. yo detroit where you at
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posted on: 04-11-07 @ 5:42 PM

welshlongman
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fuk my goat
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posted on: 04-11-07 @ 5:44 PM

detroitleanin
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Well here I is andy I mean welshlongman! thoes tales of my death were greatly exaggerated! were has yooos been and we seem to be missing others around here.
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posted on: 04-11-07 @ 6:03 PM

count_belarius
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ATTENTION PEANUT GALLERY PEASANTS... WE OF THE MIGHTY FORUMS HAVE DECLARED MACHINE, the ALMIGHTY KING OF THE PEANUT GALLERY.. SO AS OF THIS DAY... YOU SHALL BOW TO HIM, HAND OVER YOUR BOOZE AND WOMEN TO HIM, AND DO AS HE SAYS. ALL HAIL MACHINE! KING OF THE PEANUT GALLERY!
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posted on: 04-11-07 @ 8:06 PM

dunedain
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^^^^^^^^^^fuck you the dunedain are king
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posted on: 04-11-07 @ 8:12 PM

machine
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He said.. BOW ..motherfucker, not speak.
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posted on: 04-11-07 @ 8:20 PM

dunedain
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if you try to install a fake pagan king then war is declared
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posted on: 04-11-07 @ 8:23 PM

jesus
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Jesus earned $100,000 for that little gig, you fucking turds. Don’t try to tell Jesus you wouldn’t do the same.
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posted on: 04-11-07 @ 8:29 PM

anoyherdayhear
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I found no humor in that video,Just wait till HE comes back.Alot of folks will have much to anwser for!
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posted on: 04-11-07 @ 8:33 PM

dunedain
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^^^^^^^^be careful that you dont speak as though you are the judger of soulsyourself.remember
he died for ALL and we ALL inherited sin and yet are given a chance through him.remember judge not lest ye be judgedyourself................although
the blood will flow many cubitshigh...............behold
the whiterider..............
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posted on: 04-11-07 @ 8:49 PM

dunedain
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critical moments pass........as doctrines of fools willlast..........we
are just trying tocope...........within
thehoroscope...........thru
eyes and ears theybleed..........reciting
their holycreed........heeding
the words fewknow......reaping
what man hassown............in
the wake of allfrustration..........i
begin to losecontrol..............what
stops the worlds bombsfired..............baptised
in fields offire..........the
change ishear...........the
futuresclear............i
can feel itcoming............so
full ofhate..............getting
late...............i
can feel itcoming...............when
all thechoice...................turns
to just onevoice.................then
it iscoming..............and
this is your horrorscope
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posted on: 04-11-07 @ 8:54 PM

hatedogs
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anoyherdayhear wrote: I found no humor in that video,Just wait till HE comes back.Alot of folks will have much to anwser for! Fuck you you bible thumping asshole. Most of us got over our imaginary friend phase. There ain’t no jesus, and your god is a shimmering turd of your troubled imagination. Fuck you.
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posted on: 04-11-07 @ 9:09 PM

detroitleanin
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RE: machine Im tellin ya be fuckin carefull, things are often not what they seem !!! Ill watch your back. As you can see some already have declared war ah hell we like that OK roll the dice see what happens....
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posted on: 04-11-07 @ 9:39 PM

iblisthedfiant
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ha, too bad there werent buses over 2 thousand years ago
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posted on: 04-11-07 @ 11:30 PM

atom
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Too bad this was posted in the forums months ago. Still funny in a gay way though.
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posted on: 04-12-07 @ 3:33 AM

get_real
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didn’t enjoy that vid at all. not only was it just plain stupid, but there are some things you just to poke fun at.
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posted on: 04-12-07 @ 9:55 AM

big_daddy305
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Fuck that was funny... I don’t care. You have to have a sense of humor to get by in life.. And for all those that have something negative to say... fuck you. Jesus would probably laugh at this too if he saw it. I mean... afterall.. he was just a man.
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posted on: 04-12-07 @ 11:25 AM

fukedupasshole
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Yeah that is kinda funny!
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posted on: 04-12-07 @ 3:54 PM

theblob06
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yep, it was funny. Yashua has a nice voice however!
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posted on: 04-12-07 @ 7:33 PM

ugotdubbed
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lmfao wow im late but that was funny as hell
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posted on: 04-12-07 @ 7:45 PM

eltrut
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This shit is fuckin’ old....but still funny. Fuck Jebus....right in his cornhole. :)
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posted on: 04-13-07 @ 3:36 AM

anoyherdayhear
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HATEDOG: I forgive you.
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posted on: 04-15-07 @ 11:00 PM

anoyherdayhear
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on second thought...its fine with me...go to hell.
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posted on: 04-15-07 @ 11:03 PM

aussie101
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hatedog: your are one fuckwit i cant stand you you desrve to get your fuckin head stomped n then see where ud rather go heaven or hell u fuckwit just coz u were dadys bitch u no hope fuck
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posted on: 04-23-07 @ 10:45 AM

killergerbil
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ah glad to see that we have some people here that belive in fairy tale storys like the bible .. like anoyherdayhear and aussie101 . lol there is no god face it people , we r animals , simple as that ,,, we r ment to sin and we will not got to heaven or hell ... and if in some small percent that there is a "god" dont u think from what the bible has said ,, that people will get in ... i dont think so ,, every one since ,, repent all u want it will do u no good , hope u like warm weather cus if u belive in that heaven crap well to words u should get use to "HAIL SATAN" he is the one true "God" amonge us *have a great day ^_^ *oh yeah .. lol jesus died ... again .. lol
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posted on: 12-14-07 @ 5:20 AM

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