First Post Bitches!!!

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Greg J.
4,673 Views 9 years ago

FIRST!!! Ha beat that you bunch of second posting assholes. I hope one day Crazyshit can be as lucky enough to have this guy grace us with his literary genius. In the meantime I will be waiting for my mail order "first post monkey" which is will train to get "firsts" all over the internet. That way instead of spending all my time trying to get "FIRST!" I can get back to my busy days of jerkin off to granny porn.

37 Comments
  • get_real April 12, 2007

    oh yeah i forgot you get a free bowl of shit if you post first 50 times in a row.

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  • dunedain April 12, 2007

    for all of you who wish the dunedain to post in the forums you must wait.secrecy is the ally of the dunedain i lurk in the shadows lieing in ambush waiting for the unweary.i have to much to loose in life if secrecy is revealed.there are to few of the dunedain left and i live according true to what my name is.google dunedain and you shall learn what i mean i am true am dunedain and my blood is noble my eyes are grey and my hair is dark and i fight all the evil that leas in the east i am the protecror of the west i am man of the west and i am elvefriend by sworn blood oath.

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  • hatedogs April 12, 2007

    Third post, you goddamn little crotch sniffers.

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  • big_daddy305 April 12, 2007

    This guy couldn't be more full of shit if he was swimming in the sewer... did you hear the shit coming out of his mouth? Smelled almost as bad as a dirty plumber.

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  • white666wolf66 April 12, 2007

    nerd need's a tan

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  • machine April 12, 2007

    and obviously a heater in hi place.

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  • cardel72 April 12, 2007

    did that asshole say "first" like a thousand FUCKIN' TIMES!!!!

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  • big_dane April 12, 2007

    Why the fuck does he have a huge parka on indoors!

    Spend some money on heat fucker

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  • gottiku April 12, 2007

    Do I need to say it...fine CRAZY WHITE FOLKS DOING CRAZY SHIT...there, I said it:)

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  • digitalechoz April 12, 2007

    Hey gottiku,who was "first" in your stretched out ass?I'm guessing it was your neighbers dog.

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  • jacksonsguilty April 12, 2007

    First bitches! I'm wearing a jacket and hood because I can't afford to pay the heating bill and I'm a faggot. Oh, and I have OCD.

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  • detroitleanin April 12, 2007

    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi dont like that guy very much!

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  • ramafistfadge April 12, 2007

    fook sake shut the fook up!!! ava day off

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  • theblob06 April 12, 2007

    I thought for sure it was "thegreatest"

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  • cookieman111 April 12, 2007

    Excuse me while I PUKE!

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  • ugotdubbed April 12, 2007

    lol this is TRULY how pathetic you fuckin first posters are, as if you get a fkin gold trophy & brand new car for posting first on a bulletin or a forum lol ya just sit around waiting for some new shit to come out to post "First" to ha what kind of life must u have!

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  • t_dog8 April 13, 2007

    This is a guy with no life!!!

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  • skoal36 April 13, 2007

    little fuck going to get his ass handed to him, once his stepdaddy finds out a bud light is missing

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  • gurtman23 April 13, 2007

    LAST POST FUCKERS.. that guy needs to get some vagina

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  • spent clip April 13, 2007

    This guy really bugs me. Yeah I like to be FIRST to bash your fuckin' balls in!

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  • atom April 13, 2007

    Already posted in Atom's New Dumpster thread in the forums a week or so ago. You been Dumpsta diving, Greg? It's cool, It's cool.

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  • eltrut April 13, 2007

    LOL....this is great....all you fucking lame bastards that post "first" can fuck your mothers. HAHAHA!

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  • soypisto75 April 13, 2007

    LAST!!!! im gonna start the LAST posters. better to be last than first. cuz usually the first person doesnt have shit to say except for "First!". being last you can read everyone else's posts and then reply to them. all you gotta do is wait, wait, wait and wait for the topic to get old as hell,,,,THEN BAAAAAAAAM!!! you post LAST!!!. thats the shit,,,,,lol

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  • madmax April 13, 2007

    OMFG that was so funny!!!! it perfectly sums up what i imagine cock heads like The Greatest and all the other "FIRST POST" no life fuck wit pin dick living in mummys basement, pimple covered porn downloading virgin...did im meniton NO LIFE oh yeah i did- "FIRST POST" cock heads!!!! U KNOW WHO U R!!! EVERY PERSON IN THIS POST WHO DID NOT LAUGH AT THAT OR SAID IT SUCKED, OR IN GENERAL DID NOT LIKE IT U KNOW WHO U R!!!!!!! FIRST POST WANKERS U GOT OWNED. 0MFG LOL

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  • welshlongman April 13, 2007

    fuk my goat!!!YO WASSUP DETROIT,hows life treatin yo???

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  • misterbriggs April 13, 2007

    first things first,youre a homo

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  • get_real April 13, 2007

    i have tried, i seriouosly have tried, but no matter how hard i try I just can't seem to break myself away from my busy life to sit around the net 24-7 to be a First poster. Is there a support group for people like me that can't seem to comprehend the importance of not posting first? i need serious help.

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  • masterstone April 13, 2007

    i have a job and a family to support. i also have a life. first as an occasional thing is a good thing. to strive in life to be first is a good thing. to consistently strive to be the virgin post is a telltale sign and/or symptom of a person suffering from a terminal case of needtogetafuckinlifeitis. i only pray that this is not first to recognize the condition. it was funny tho.

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  • detroitleanin April 13, 2007

    RE:welshlongman I would say capitol lots goin on but I can see light at the end of the tunnel and this time its not a train! How are things with you? I saw a travel show on wales, I thought it looked pretty cool.

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  • rodgtard April 14, 2007

    look out for al jigaboo jimi jig sharpton. he will

    try to shut this down cause its not nigger friendly. you have to let the alabama moon crickets call first every 3rd time. you know,,

    affirmative action. please got ,,,kill this waste of human skin before he lets another load of shit

    spray from his libba lips long live white boys

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  • babygrits April 15, 2007

    Dumb faget asshole

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  • rodgtard April 15, 2007

    my ass is a one way valve,there babyshits. or what ever the fuck you call yourself.dont delay, suck a shotgun today!

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  • anoyherdayhear April 15, 2007

    Proven Fact.If you post first ALL the time,you need to log off, go outside and get a life . if you caint find a life then you should kill yourself.

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  • goofysizzle April 16, 2007

    last.maybe? hope this guy reads and takes in all of the above,yes your a virgin,yes you probably are gonna stay one but i'll give you some hope look for goats,dogs or grandmothers no one else is really gonna fuck you yes you could b gay but your not even cute enough to be gay u look broke drinking light beer if all fails do what anoyherdayhear told you to do

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  • commoneagle April 17, 2007

    get_real wrote:

    oh yeah i forgot you get a free bowl of shit if you post first 50 times in a row.

    .............................................................i got real a long time a go like man i was born real.... wern't you???? damn why do people tell people to get real.... fuking gag me with a spoon, an awsome spoon with a geek handle and groovy spikes on the end like a keen fork for use only by fag geeks whose trendy thoughts were only phoney fad... hobouthat thats all folks. ya now i'm just flippin ya shit fer fun doesn't ya????

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  • tetra April 20, 2007

    Your the FIRST very board idiot who needs to

    find a new extra curricular activity !!!

    My FIRST polyphase is grow up!

    READ IT RIGHT HERE BITCH!!!!!!

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  • sydfloyd April 21, 2007

    let me be the FIRST!!!! to say you are one stupid cocksucker!!

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