The most pathetic suicide attempt ever

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Greg J.
17,200 Views 9 years ago

Here's a little tip for all of those out there who are looking to commit suicide effectively. If you are gonna jump off a building try to make that building a little higher than 15 feet. This dude does a swan dive off what couldn't have been more than the roof of a very small house. I think the only thing he winds up accomplishing is getting the wind knocked out of him.

43 Comments
  • racefan April 20, 2007

    Can someone translate????

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  • sleeko April 20, 2007

    No recefan. We just don't really care. When you flush it out, it just means dumbass, anyway.

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  • cockyass April 20, 2007

    translation: what a jackass!

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  • digitalechoz April 20, 2007

    somebody should have busted a bunch of glass and put down where he landed,this would have been worthy of watching.

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  • t_dog8 April 20, 2007

    I'll give him a 6, his feet weren't too straight but good arch.........

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  • bobbitybobbity April 20, 2007

    SIXTH FUCKS

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  • ronsxi April 20, 2007

    someone should of put that dildo that chick has from the previous movie on the ground where he landed

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  • dunedain April 20, 2007

    ^^^^^^^^why you want to see this dude falling on a dildo come on man whats wrong with you.take that back,you were just kidding right or was it a slip of the fingers on the keyboard.we know you don't really want to see a dude with no shirt a jump and a dildo its just not a good combo.i am just looking out for you bro,we dont want you to turn to the gay side its not a good place to be.just ask jgimages he can tell you all about it.

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  • russolly April 20, 2007

    Why is it all of a sudden I get nothing but a little box with a red X in it, Been working fine for months

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  • 45acp April 20, 2007

    try outs for the olympics in a desert country

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  • anoyherdayhear April 20, 2007

    he musta been tougher than he 1st thought.

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  • rodgtard April 20, 2007

    if you jump off a building south of the equator,,,

    ,,,people north of the equator still dont give a

    flying fuck.he really wasnt trying to kill himself

    his brother and him,were playin street darts!

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  • jjvm666 April 20, 2007

    lame ass buy a gun and do it rigt

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  • theblob06 April 20, 2007

    oh fuck I forgot the pool is in the backyard, yep, the backyard was the place

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  • theblob06 April 20, 2007

    t-dogs, lol

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  • youngblood48 April 20, 2007

    i wonder if he measured the height of the jump.....lmfao...o my god......lmao...

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  • imbetu April 20, 2007

    c'mon blood it wasn't that funny...but yes it was pretty stupid lookin...If I did that ,I'd wish I died, other wise the family might look down on me!

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  • jgimages April 20, 2007

    hey dunny.....you keep refering to me as gay ......yet you go back to the forums to look at my picture??? and then you tell your other two closet fags to check out my pic??? whats up with that bro???....didnt you comment that you had an"ex wife" in brazil ??? wonder why she left???...things that make you wonder....

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  • youngblood48 April 20, 2007

    imbetu wrote:

    c’mon blood it wasn’t that funny...but yes it was pretty stupid lookin...If I did that ,I’d wish I died, other wise the family might look down on me!

    he thought a 8 foot jump would kill him.....lmfao...............maybe 10'.....

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  • t_dog8 April 21, 2007

    Gay Images, Whatch your fucking mouth spick, Might hafta get my sister to slap you around. Your outa my league or I would do it. She is about your size.................

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  • skoal36 April 21, 2007

    only way that fucker ever going to end up on tv with a chick that hot

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  • theblob06 April 21, 2007

    t-dog8. Why should your sister have all the fun. I can make anoyeveryone here do it. Well it would be funny to see two lil fags try to fight. Slap slap. Oh by the way anoy everyonehere said everyone in our group are fags in the sisterhood. He is a real supremist. Scary ay. Have a kick ass weekend bud!!

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  • t_dog8 April 21, 2007

    ^^^^Yeah, I see that fag keep chasing you around here it sounds like a little kid in front of daddy's computer. You have a good weekend also.........

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  • anoyherdayhear April 21, 2007

    sepratist you shut in ass raped idiot.

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  • anoyherdayhear April 21, 2007

    t-bager; you make it a habit out of gettin your sister to do your slapin? you sound real tough.

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  • anoyherdayhear April 21, 2007

    PUSSY

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  • big_daddy305 April 21, 2007

    How much of a loser do you have to be when you can't even kill yourself right? I mean.. shit.. I bet this guy was thinking.. Goodbye cruel world.. and then life played an even crueler joke on this sorry piece of shit excuse for a human.. It let him live and watch himself fail... YET AGAIN! HA HA HA HA HA! Guess what... I bet he'll never do THAT again..

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  • t_dog8 April 21, 2007

    ^^^^^ Big_D, It's been awhile my man. How is life treating you???

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  • dunedain April 21, 2007

    hey anoy boy you are shameful to all you say you stand for.you are a walking hypocrite who gets blown to and fro by the wind.there is nothing worse than someone who is one thing one day and something else the next.that type of person is the true enemy of all.to speak like you did one day and then the very next day spit in the faces of all whom the day before you say you loved and called brother.this proves your quality and it is the wakest i have seen anywhere here at this website.you have been exposed as the fraud that you are.this is not about whether or not your fighting with blob.dude you played yourself.this website is a documented list of you kissing ass for weeks and then one day turning on everyone because the same ones whos ass you kissed remained true to themselves and their friends.i do not sway in the wind like you i am strong ans consistintly real.you have showed your hand in the game of life to be the hand of the traitor and the rat and the back stabber and the ones whos words never meant a thing because your own words were never backed up.you said soyourself"oh this is so easy"and your rigth the path of the traitor usually is,but we all know where it leads.you are a nigger a shameful seed who has been purged from us.we bid you good life JUDAS you will never find comfort here again,as the traitor is the worst person then you are now the worst enemy ofus........................

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  • dunedain April 21, 2007

    anoy boy is the enemy of all,thebrotherhood,blacks,brown,all humans.for he is a snake who slithers to anvd fro.there is no direction in him only poison.he slithers alone wondering which cave accepts a judas as their occupier.all the caves are closed to the snake,he is a blasphemous servant of an offspring of vipers.he will curl around your arm and lay with anyone only to bite them while they sleep.when the snake is seen all will pick up the rock and bash hisskull.............................. .......crack crack crack goes the rock bam bam bam goes the stone we all hate the snake for the snake has no home.whack whack whack goes the rock we must crush the snakeshead................crack crack crack kill the snake in his own bed.burn the snakes fleshly parts he is not worthy of life all races hate the snake he sits in the grass waiting to turn on those he callsfriend.......................he bites you in the back but now the snake is no more

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  • dunedain April 21, 2007

    anoyherdayhear=snake

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  • dunedain April 21, 2007

    anoyherdayhear=judas

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  • t_dog8 April 21, 2007

    ^^^^ I have heard my fellow brother speak. For I now know who is Judas and Snake. I shall help in taking him out............

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  • anoyherdayhear April 21, 2007

    HELP!!! we need a gang of "sisters to fight this one leged MAN.

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  • joecommonsense April 22, 2007

    El es el oro de los puntos!!!

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  • pablosdog April 22, 2007

    he over rotated. all he had to do was land on his head. that's the rule "LAND ON YOUR HEAD IF YOU WANT TO BE DEAD".

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  • ugotdubbed April 23, 2007

    LMAO what an attempt

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  • busanut199 April 24, 2007

    Ide give him a 7, good approach, good front flip but didnt manage to land on his feet.

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  • commoneagle April 25, 2007

    racefan wrote:

    Can someone translate????

    translated first dummmmmasssss

    ifin's i was honnered with the coveted and prized crazy shit first post slott i would uh givin it the honnor respect and digity the slot diserves and that which is expected of by those of us who have freak wented this site for so long.... yep id a said sompin like damn if it was me trying to kill myself it would be like getting this first post I'd do it rightly and correctly by landing on my fuckin head in order to break my neck....unlike getting a first post the first experience killin self would be the last fer sure but i still have a chance a getting first crazy shit post again as long as the site shall live and of course as long as they still let me post ;)

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  • commoneagle April 25, 2007

    see it aint that hard to come up with somthing at least moderatly witty unless of course ye is brain dead... or retarded then you only say can some one translate (which is ok but not claiming first.... race fan if your new and don't know about the controvercy and fun we have bitching and discussing and generally making a weird mocceray sp? fuck spelling Mockery of the first post then disregard the negitive conentations of my post... if you can tell what the word it then it is spelt co-righty and properly enougth for me and anyone who hasn't got a stick up their butt.

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  • commoneagle April 25, 2007

    oh yes and if you can't tell the words i twist have some humor tied to the way it is spelled then your dence and need to sharpen your wits a bit so it doesn't blow right over the top of and past your shallow mind....

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  • joecommonsense April 26, 2007

    Hey commoneagle, what kind of translation you need for jumping off a building? Head, arms, legs, feet, arms, eyes, and gravity. Its all the same thing.

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  • bronson210 September 15, 2009

    PINCHE WEY! BURN THAT PUTO!

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