Darwin award nominee #35

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Greg J.
5,919 Views 9 years ago

If at first you don't succeed, keep trying till your buddies have to cart you off to the hospital. Is that how that saying went? I don't think so. Considering most railings were not installed with the express intent of assholes jumping on top of them with bicycles it is no surprise this guy eats shit multiple times. What i don't understand is why after the 5th attempt he almost smashes his face on the concrete he still goes back to try one more time. Guess sometimes Asshole is just in your genes.

29 Comments
  • kiki24 April 25, 2007

    FIRST!!!

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  • kiki24 April 25, 2007

    Oh, yea....ouch

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  • kiki24 April 25, 2007

    He kept sayin "I'm an idiot" "I'm a moron" I have to agree!!!!!

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  • lickadslit April 25, 2007

    when are these dumb ass bickers gonna learn hand rails are for hands not bottom side of bicks

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  • lickadslit April 25, 2007

    ya i see i fucked up on the spelling sorry

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  • crashtest69 April 25, 2007

    ITS ABOUT TIME YOU FOUND SOME REAL KIDS!!!THAT GUYS A REAL BRO.he can sit at a table and cheif with me any day...fuck yeah,i wish i had a son like that!!! i bet that mother fucker is gunna have the balls to make it in a high pressure very high paying job one day,this is the kinda balls out kid ide want on my investment team

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  • mumbo April 25, 2007

    Apparently, pain is not the best teacher as dumbass says. It took several lessons for him to learn something about safety equipment. He's talking about pads and shin guards. What about a fucking helmet?

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  • darkman78852 April 25, 2007

    that dumbass. he said it was an "eye opener." Bullshit. It was a leg opener. He deserved more than he got. I mean, christ, you get back on your horse if you fall off, but you gotta call it a day at some point.

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  • crashtest69 April 25, 2007

    ^^^persistance is a strength not a weakness

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  • entertainingly April 25, 2007

    i'd rather send my kids to college, I'm sure college tuition would cost me less than having to pay a doctor every week for this dumbass.

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  • rodgtard April 25, 2007

    failure is the best motivator to strive for sucsess.the key is to strive for a goal that will

    propell you to the next step up.even if you "ride the rail" look where it takes you,,,,,,,DOWN!

    wanna impress others? ride that muthafucka up!

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  • cockyass April 25, 2007

    pain is weakness leaving your body

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  • dubz_wifey April 25, 2007

    his little brother seemed like he was in more pain then the dude who got his shin ripped open..

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  • crashtest69 April 25, 2007

    ^^^^rodgtard!!! i like your thinking,soon the 3 horsemen while gather in the land of the burning mills.when we sit at the table of the core three i will speak your name

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  • beyondskrewed April 25, 2007

    PLEASE tell me he didnt have a nosering, SO WRONG on guys unlesd they are hooped! Lmao

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  • burndog65ca April 25, 2007

    WHO FUCKN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this site is going to shit STOP POSTING GIRL STUFF. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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  • anoyherdayhear April 25, 2007

    To bad he lived,now hell reproduce.

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  • theblob06 April 25, 2007

    hitting a shine is only second to ball pain and tis lad split his. That is on tough little fucker there. And listening to him speak you can tell he is intelegunt imtelajent untellagunt ummm...smart.

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  • buckfush April 25, 2007

    can see this on mtv, thats why i am here to not watch that gay stuff

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  • cokesoldier April 25, 2007

    am i the only one who thinks this video is boring and gay? whatever. Guys ive just smoked the most hardcore hash straight from nepal.Im really really stoned. Shitty video

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  • theblob06 April 25, 2007

    hey coke! if it was so good why are ya still able to operate a computer? The best stuff in the world is grown hydrophonicly in Canada. As high as 36% T.H.C.. it's related to L.S.D. but you can not ever overdose on it so it ain't poison like all the other drugs we eat, drink, smoke, shoot, etc.

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  • skoal36 April 25, 2007

    does he have makeup on? what a queer fucker

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  • deadfred April 26, 2007

    This is a stupid fuck I think he loves pain too much!!

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  • britsontour April 26, 2007

    Start on summit smaller you thick fucking spastic.

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  • britsontour April 26, 2007

    Crazyshit, you bunch of child molesting perverts keep your porn clips to yaself cos we as it may be hard to belive aint as sick as you. We want the weird wacky crazyshit of old NOT PORN CLIPS.

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  • crashtest69 April 26, 2007

    HEY COKE!!man ide really love some shish!!! i have everything a bro could ever want fire arms, money, women everywhere, pharmaceuticals,cars..wunna do some tradin???

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  • britsontour April 26, 2007

    R.I.P ALAN BALL. A TRUE GENT.

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  • n1chole April 28, 2007

    Hey! Can I get this guys number?! heh He is cute!

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  • pablosdog April 30, 2007

    hey blob, you said that you can never overdose on it? you should talk to people who would know, like ER doctors. Nationwide, over ten thousand people a year go to the ER for marijuana related overdose. and, no, they are not all inexperienced smokers having a bad first time, ya, I knew what you were thinking. I smoked half the island of Jamaica before I quit.

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