How to find true love

crazyshit
10,176 Views 9 years ago

Sometimes it's hard to find love on short notice. That's why it's always nice to have a friendly pet around for a good night of drinking with friends. Then after they get you shitfaced on tequila they videotape you getting ass raped by a pooch. Then you get the privilege of having your 15 minutes of fame consist of mock fornication with a different species.

51 Comments
  • squiggy_ May 1, 2007

    first poster

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  • squiggy_ May 1, 2007

    my comment: doggy style

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  • lickadslit May 1, 2007

    well Ive fucked a few dogs when I was drunk ......Butt never like that

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  • jgyt May 1, 2007

    If that the only way he can get it?????????????????????

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  • thegreatness May 1, 2007

    a new day has come

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  • 3monkeys May 1, 2007

    go puppy go!

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  • hatedogs May 1, 2007

    The secret passion of all dog owners. Why else would anyone want one of the filthy pieces of shit.

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  • crashtest69 May 1, 2007

    ^^^^^3PUNKYS I THE JAMAICAN DRAG QUEEN JGIMAGES!!!!!!!!!!!! PLIPP PLIPP

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  • welshlongman May 1, 2007

    ^^^^not my secret passion,i own a goat...fuk my goat!!!

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  • rodgtard May 1, 2007

    well now we know how hatedogs got his handle!BLAH

    HA HA HA1 did the kids in the hood teach you red

    rocket? or did the ole lady next doors dog butt rape you as a youth(last year)people who hate dogs get killed by friendly fire or purposley when they hear you speak watch over your shoulder

    you dog hatin faggot!

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  • beyondskrewed May 1, 2007

    LMFAO gotta control laughter have sleepign baby on chest

    But that was FUNNY

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  • crashtest69 May 1, 2007

    THATS 3PUNKYS/JAMAICANGAYIMAGES AT HIS WEDDING PARTY

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  • white666wolf66 May 1, 2007

    i think its better to give than receve

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  • burndog65ca May 1, 2007

    What a nigger show NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEERRRRRRRRR

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  • crashtest69 May 1, 2007

    ^^^^^COONDOG!!!!!!^^^^^^DONT SPEAK OF YOUR RACE LIKE THAT...

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  • likemeballz May 1, 2007

    ^^^crash taking it up the ass once again...only by a bitch yet

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  • crashtest69 May 1, 2007

    ^^^^^^^^^^^LICKMYBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL WHAT A FUCKTARD

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  • crashtest69 May 1, 2007

    SO HILLARIOUS .... YOUR SCREENNAME IS WHAT YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME........LIKMYBALLS

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  • 3monkeys May 1, 2007

    hey crashtest, ur boyfreind is one ugly dog fucker!

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  • crashtest69 May 1, 2007

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I JUST GOT AN EMAIL YOU NIGGER!!! IT SAID THAT I HAD RAGGED YOU SO BAD THAT IF I DIDENT STOP I WAS GUNNA GET BANNED.....FUCK YOU YOU CHICKEN LICKEN CHILDMOLESTER

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  • likemeballz May 1, 2007

    lol new screen name for crashtest >>>dog fucker

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  • crashtest69 May 1, 2007

    ^^^^^^^^^ YOUR ON YOUR WAY TO GETTIN BANNED TO TRANSVESTITE BOY

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  • crashtest69 May 1, 2007

    SO STF AND GO FUCK YOUR MORTHER YOUR SISTER

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  • youngblood48 May 1, 2007

    damn ole homchip was into it.....i wish when he tried to get up...he would have gotten a love nip on the face....

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  • theblob06 May 1, 2007

    so WHERE IS THE GUY WITH THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER WHEN YA NEED HIM?

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  • theblob06 May 1, 2007

    I AM THE NEW BLOB. I WILL NOT POST ANYTHING NEGATIVE TO ANY SOCALLED ENEMYS. UNLESS YOU HAVE THE INTELLEGENTS TO FEAR BETWEEN THE LINES.LOL

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  • crashtest69 May 1, 2007

    ^^^^^^^^^^^YEAH....THATLL LAST TILL THE NEXT FUCKTARD ROLLS IN

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  • youngblood48 May 1, 2007

    someone call me......hello.....crash ...well i never....lmao....

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  • crashtest69 May 1, 2007

    ^^^^^ITS OK CHEIF..JUST CALM DOWN...

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  • antediluvian May 1, 2007

    No that's a motherfuckin sense of humor~!!~ Hahaha!

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  • youngblood48 May 1, 2007

    hey cum.....well never mind.....lmao....

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  • likemeballz May 2, 2007

    crash is a real class act should join the circus you clown

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  • crashtest69 May 2, 2007

    YOUR SO STUPID!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^ DID YOU THINK I WAS JOKIN ABOUT JAY BANNING PEOPLE??????????? I HOPE HE SEES THIS POST>>>>>>>AS A MATTER OF FACT IM GUNNA PRETTY IT UP SO HEDOES>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>X OOXOXOXOXOOXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXOXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX YOU SEE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^THAT JAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I TOLD YOU IT WAS THOSE FUCKS FUCKIN WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • eltrut May 2, 2007

    This site has been taken over by fucking retards.

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  • likemeballz May 2, 2007

    right lol you dog fucker

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  • likemeballz May 2, 2007

    still didnt deny that you fuck dogs....dog fucker

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  • likemeballz May 2, 2007

    wahhhh wahhh wahhhhh sound like a kid crying to his daddy..... what jays your daddy lol ????

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  • crashtest69 May 2, 2007

    ^^^^^^^^^UM NO HE OWNES THIS SITE FUCKTARD...I GET IN TROUBLE WITH HIM ALL THE TIME,HES BEEH EMAILIG ME FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS TELLING ME NOT TO DISTORT PAGES AND RIP ON FUCKS LIKE YOU...YOULL GET AN EMAIL TOMORROW,IF HE DOSENT BAN YOU ALL TOGETHER...GOODNIGHT SHITWIPE

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  • crashtest69 May 2, 2007

    lol

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  • atom May 2, 2007

    What's up with the PM, Blob?

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  • britsontour May 2, 2007

    Getting back to the vid ..... THAT WAS FUCKKING BRILL. WHO IS THAT GUY? GET A ON T.V

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  • hatedogs May 2, 2007

    "welshlongman wrote:

    ^^^^not my secret passion,i own a goat...fuk my goat!!!" That's nothing to be ashamed of. At least your goat is incapable -- and probably not inclined anyway -- to turn a decent neighborhood into a fucking trailer park with incessant barking at nothing. I'm kinda amped up this morning -- I'm taking my jeep out on a dog hunt. Wish me luck, motherfuckers. Just think: the dog I squash might be yours!

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  • hatedogs May 2, 2007

    "well now we know how hatedogs got his handle!BLAH HA HA HA1 did the kids in the hood teach you red rocket? or did the ole lady next doors dog butt rape you as a youth(last year)people who hate dogs get killed by friendly fire or purposley when they hear you speak watch over your shoulder you dog hatin faggot!" Part right, but as usual, mostly wrong. I hate dogs because they are pathetically stupid, as is evidenced by watching some inbred, mutant piece of shit fuck some retard with jeans on. Think about that and that a moment if you're capable. But as to my hating dogs, you are spot on: no other creature on earth has been more subject to insane, self-loathing behavior by humans. And I assure you that no other feels better under my 35" Swampers. THUMP THUMP and there goes your filthy fucking pooch, you flaming asswipe.

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  • anoyherdayhear May 2, 2007

    Now thats just wrong!!!

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  • theblob06 May 2, 2007

    big fat mouthed liverliped drunken asshole

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  • hatedogs May 3, 2007

    theblob06 wrote:

    big fat mouthed liverliped drunken asshole God I'd dearly love to mash your fucking filthy, klutzy, inbred, fleabitten, Hydrocephalic shit cake of a dog. I'd like to mash him so hard, as I've said before, that some fairly important organs blast out his shitpipe on impact. Wouldn't that be glorius? Yelp yelp yelp Yelp yelp yelp Yelp yelp yelp Yelp yelp yelp Yelp yelp yelp Yelp yelp yelp Yelp yelp yelp etc. MASH HIS GODDAMN FUCKING ASS YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!

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  • hatedogs May 3, 2007

    There are good dogs and bad, but the dog owners of the bad dogs are the ones who we should run over!!! Sure your right, you goddamn stinking mass of menstrual goo, but the cops will get on your ass for mashing a dog owner, whereas if you mash a fucking dog, the cops don't give a fuck whatsoever. Ideed they're gratefull for the interuption of boredom. BTW, fuck everybody. I loathe every one of you shitwads.

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  • theblob06 May 3, 2007

    welcome to Canada. Dog capital of the world. It would be fun to have you join me on a dog team. I think you would last oh 10 seconds.lol. If I took care of your sissy ass. 1 second if I decided to bust every tooth in your mouth. Yea it would be fun fun fun!!!

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  • datstuddpinky May 5, 2007

    NASTY

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  • wiseguy May 5, 2007

    fudge packin will never be the same again,the guy must be desperate.

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  • iluvwomen March 14, 2009

    fucken animal fucker,do u really think that was funny u fucken animal molester.go shoot ur self,& crashtest stop being a big baby & fuck what everyone says ,this is crazyshit u say what u want so fuck off 2 the person crying about jay's banning people from this site this is not facebook

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