Hey ma! watch me get blown up

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Greg J.
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This is a great reason to have a camera over in Iraq. Every corner you turn around your bound to have some kind of internet fame pressed upon you. Hopefully that fame doesn't come knocking in the form of a Afro-Engineered 100 pound bomb.

34 Comments
  • crashtest69 May 12, 2007

    UMMM...LET ME GUESS??? IF I COULD HAVE SEEN ANOTHER 5 SECONDS OF VID I CUDDA FIGURED OUT WHAT HAPPENED...JUST 5 MORE SECONDS GUYS...GODDAMN FUCKTARDS

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  • beyondskrewed May 12, 2007

    Lame

    I agree with crash

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  • wicked_m4 May 12, 2007

    What can't you two figure out? They were traveling in an APC, and a roadside IED was detonated. Typical coward tactics. Nothing new from the Terry Taliban.

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  • lickadslit May 12, 2007

    That place would look better if it was turned into a big flat sheet of glass

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  • crashtest69 May 12, 2007

    LET ME EXPLAIN WICKED..I WATCHED A HUMMER TRAVEL DOWN A ROAD FOR 10HOURS..I WATCHED THE EXPLOSION((THE FOCAL POINT OF THE VID))FOR APPROXIMATLY 1/25 OF A SECOND..CAN I EXPLAIN IT BETTER???

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  • carnutts4sure May 12, 2007

    XRAY............XRAY...........ALPHA........BRAVO...........WE JUST TOOK A HIT............I SHIT MY PANTS ............PLEASE ADVISE ......OVER?????

    YES DELTA TANGO ....... WE SAW YOU TAKE THE HIT AND SMELL STRONG SHIT ODORS IN YOUR SECTOR...... WE ADVISE YOU "STAND DOWN" ...... I REPEAT...."STAND DOWN".......AND USE THE TOWEL FROM YOUR PRISONER'S HEAD TO WIPE YOUR ASS .........CLERIFY DELTA TANGO..........."DO NOT REMOVE THE TOWEL BEFORE WIPING".....THEY LIKE THE SMELL OF SHIT !!!!!! ......OVER?????

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  • detroitleanin May 12, 2007

    ^^^^^^^^^you da man Crash ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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  • detroitleanin May 12, 2007

    At least you got to see the explosion, I fell asleep ^^^^^

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  • rodgtard May 12, 2007

    who cuts these video clips of like that ?does the military get there paws on this before we see it?

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  • crashtest69 May 12, 2007

    ^^^BY THE WAY DETOIT YOU KNOW THOSE DOTS ME YOU AND BLOB WERE PUTTING IN THE THREADS THE OTHER DAY???WHEN I GOT HOME FROM MY LADYS HOUSE THIS MOURNIN I SAW THAT YOU HAD PLACED ANOTHER DOT..I DONT KNOW WHY BUT I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF...THANX BRO.IT REALLY DID THE TRICK

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  • sleeko May 12, 2007

    carnutts4sure ...Your post was better than the vid. Keep'm come'n.

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  • sleeko May 12, 2007

    Yo crash...I need clarification, here. No offense, detroit, but I thought you was a chick.

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  • britsontour May 12, 2007

    ^^ fuck all of you. You fucking twats get pissed because the vid is `to long` `not enough blood` ...... Screw you all. those boys and OUR boys are up shit creek right now and pukes like you we do not need. Have some respect or better still put your money where your mouth is.

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  • britsontour May 12, 2007

    ..... and for the record i cant, iv done my time.

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  • crashtest69 May 12, 2007

    STF UP^^^^^^^^^^^^^^IF YOU FEEL LIKE WATCHIN A FUCKIN HUMMVEE DRIVE DOWN THE ROAD THATS YOUR FUCKIN BUISINESS...IF I DONT WUNNA WATCH A FUCKIN HUMMVEE THATS MINE YOU BITCH

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  • skoal36 May 12, 2007

    id hit his sister

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  • ugotdubbed May 12, 2007

    brit & this vid was wack..not that i condon violent vids from iraq with our boyz gettin fucked up but watching this shit could teach u a lesson some day

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  • stone2474 May 12, 2007

    big salute to all the troops that are out there risking it everyday hope to see them return soon.

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  • big_dane May 12, 2007

    Don´t join for this shit...stay the fuck home!

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  • detroitleanin May 12, 2007

    RE: sleeko fuck I dont know what to say No Im whats left of an old crabby plumber/ pipefitter oh man I feel bad........................

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  • crashtest69 May 12, 2007

    OMG! my bad sleeko i dident see your post till i read detroits((which is odd cuz i always read your posts))..detroit is cool dog..i just voted him president in the threads

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  • deraj May 13, 2007

    What the fuck was that shit? It sure as fuck was'nt crazy!

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  • carnutts4sure May 13, 2007

    Hey britsoncockshafts , stand down buddy ! There aint a damn thing us washed up fuckers can do but pray we have the chance to take out some raghead motherfucker over here in the states about to fuck up and try some terrorist bullshit while some crazy fucks like me and you just happen to be in the right place at the right time when we see it about to go down ! Other than that , we just have to pray that our brethren make it home alive ! We might as well try our best to shed some humor in what we can't be a part of anymore ?

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  • britsontour May 13, 2007

    ^ noted.

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  • theblob06 May 13, 2007

    seemed to have come from that van. scared the shit out that kid as it would anyone. poor bastard..e home safe boys

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  • hatedogs May 13, 2007

    I'm puzzled. Me and our dear, clever, and articulate president assumed we'd be welcomed over there with open arms. Well, I confess to being a little skeptical at first, but our president loves and fears God, so I figured he would alwyas be guided to do the right thing. Well, like the rest of the country, I'm beginning to wonder if the gdddamn fool could pour piss down carpuke's throat without a video to show him how. I'm thnking, how could a country select a goddamn privileged draft doger to start a war for no particular reaon, and then to run the fucking thing. I'm also beginning to wonder whether we learned jack fucking shit from Viet-Nam after which there was a lot of talk about not committing american lives w/o a well defined goal, a credible plan of action, and an exit strategy that took all likely contingencies into account. I guess a fellow doesn't learn that kinda stuff in a pilot's suit, in Alabama, shoving cocain in your nose and chasing pussy. But I got to tell you, he's our president and I think he's totally rght about everything. And if you ask me, Congress can kiss my ass, and so can you, fuckwad.

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  • carnutts4sure May 13, 2007

    Hey fucksdogs , as usual about 5% of what spewed from your limited brain activity just made sense and the other 95% was nothing but retarded bullshit spoken by a motherfucker that obviously has no fucking clue as to what goes on in the world other than what your mind tries to grasp from the liberal cum sucking media ! Let men be men and go hide back under your mommies skirt where you feel safe you fucking PUSSY !

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  • hatedogs May 13, 2007

    " Let men be men and go hide back under your mommies skirt where you feel safe you fucking PUSSY !" This from a gutless puke who brags on owning some low brow detroit shit that was made out of compressed rust. The W, who sends stupid cunts like you to get tortured and killed laugs in his holy water every day that utter assholes like you and yours hang on his every word. Mission accomplished, you ignorant sonofabitch.

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  • hatedogs May 13, 2007

    And BTW, I'm flying over Texas on Tuesday, on my way to Hawaii, and I'll be sure to take a juicy shit right over your shithole capital -- the sort of place only a Karl Rove could love. Karl Rove and you, shitwad. Count your blessings now, puke, 'cause the GOP is as dead as Rush's prescriptions. Hahahahaha you lardass old, menopausal white boys are such clowns. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • theblob06 May 13, 2007

    ^^ I pray you never go blind hatedogs because a dog will give his life for you esspecially if he is a guide dog that takes you everyplace you wish to go.

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  • detroitleanin May 14, 2007

    The more times I read sleeko the madder I got

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  • joecommonsense May 14, 2007

    Looks like a blown tire to me.

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  • rodgtard May 15, 2007

    you know this fuckin dolt we have as president is gonna look like a fuckin genius in the future,because we arent leaving that place with out a get oil for ever card stuffed in our back pocket. why are govn. does shit so backwards is beyond me.$3.10 a gal.is bull fuckin shit!good jod dubbya.

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  • pablosdog May 17, 2007

    what's with the cars balls entourage? do you girls have a crush on him? do you drink his pussy juice? what a bunch of pathetic sacks of shit. hatedog shit. hahaha fuck you!

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