It's a good thing we're in the ocean cuz i just shit my pants

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Greg J.
4,050 Views 9 years ago

This dude must have left his balls on the jet ski because they are way to big to fit in his pants. I don't know at what point you decide to start riding Tsunami's, but there are only 2 classes of people that do it. The good and the Dead.

35 Comments
  • 45acp May 26, 2007

    first

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  • spydablakk May 26, 2007

    DAMN

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  • granburytx May 26, 2007

    2nd

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  • detroitleanin May 26, 2007

    Now that was sumpthin

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  • lickadslit May 26, 2007

    One hell of a ride

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  • rsrmike May 26, 2007

    SON OF A FUCKED OUT ASS BITCH!!!

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  • culprite inc May 26, 2007

    NICE

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  • imbetu May 26, 2007

    I'll Take a guess.....hmmm...65 feet...or better yet ,HUGE!!!

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  • tribalgoonerbo May 26, 2007

    Heeeeey!!! surfs up dude!!!!!

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  • cockyass May 26, 2007

    if you think thats cool watch the movie riding giants

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  • theblob06 May 26, 2007

    FUCK THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A LAME POST LILBOY

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  • jgimages May 26, 2007

    gotta give him credit.......bad ass

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  • tonytkt May 26, 2007

    can anyone out there tell me why these videos wont play on my laptop?

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  • jdarren May 26, 2007

    everyone becareful or big brother will wipe out your post and then call you names and shit i thought this was a cool site where you could post whats on your mind that preety much fucked that up they say the bite dog hollars

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  • joehard May 27, 2007

    Man I would like to see waves like that

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  • joecommonsense May 27, 2007

    thanks for leaving the music out of that one.

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  • joecommonsense May 27, 2007

    I took a 10ft once on a boogie board in Cali. Scared the fuck out of me when I went feet above head for about 10 seconds in a forward direction, never did it again.

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  • joecommonsense May 27, 2007

    peace V out

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  • skoal36 May 27, 2007

    this looks like the fools that climb mt. and then get in a jam and cry if they dont get help

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  • cyberdeath May 27, 2007

    Crashtest ok? The post made the other day didn't sound too good.. pills and shotguns don't mix well..

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  • theblob06 May 27, 2007

    shredded...ha hardly. Not even close pee wee. btw LONG LIVE THE BROTHERHOOD....PEE WEE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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  • blacklake May 27, 2007

    That's me!!!

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  • highnog May 27, 2007

    I am so high

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  • tonytkt May 27, 2007

    thanks shitlooker

    i do have windows media player i used to be able to watch these videos now when i open the screen it opens but wont play and the screen only comes up half black and the rest white thanks for helping

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  • dunedain May 27, 2007

    LONG LIVE CRASH MAY GOOD FORTUNE BE UPON HIS DOORSTEP AND MAY THE WIND FIND HIM FAVORABLE AND WELL.

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  • youngblood48 May 27, 2007

    and may he rear his fuckin head so i can bitch slap him......please...any news......

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  • youngblood48 May 27, 2007

    and that was me on tha surf board....iam a bad mofo.....lmao....

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  • youngblood48 May 27, 2007

    the surfininjun......buawahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ....

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  • youngblood48 May 27, 2007

    oh shit im gonna getBANNED.....buwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

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  • youngblood48 May 27, 2007

    in honor of crashtest69.....

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  • detroitleanin May 27, 2007

    .

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  • burndog65ca May 28, 2007

    that was a fantastic vid

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  • pablosdog May 28, 2007

    quit yer whining. crashtest was a moron with no life except in his fantasies.

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  • sleeko May 29, 2007

    I offer some education, here. I guess'n I'm the only one, here that surfs regularly. I surf 3-5 days/week. NO, I dont' ride big shit anymore. That's a young mans insanity. The reason for the jet ski is that the bigger the wave, the faster the swell travels. It would be impossible to paddle fast enough to catch a wave this big. The paddle in limit is somewhere in the 25'-30' range. This guy actually almost didn't have enough speed as he was stuck high on the face there, for a few seconds. If he would have stalled there, the wipe out would have been, what we call a classic "lip launch" The worst kind. The key to handling a wipe out in surf this size is (like sex) penetration. You want to get under the impact zone. But beware, if go are pushed too deep, and it takes too long to get back to the surface, the ski can't hang around too long to pick you, between waves. If you surface too late, and the next set hammers you, that's called a double hold down...And you could drown. A 3 wave hold down..almost no chance of survival. Judging by the shape of that wave, my guess is it is at a place called "Jaws" on the northwestern corner of Maui.

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  • sleeko May 29, 2007

    If you want to see even heavier action than this go to "surfline" Lots of good vids.

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