Cmon buddy this ain't rocket science. wait, yes it is...

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Greg J.
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Ever wonder why people say "It'll take a Rocket Scientist to figure this out". Well there is a really good reason for that. Rocket Science is Fucking Complicated! That's why when assholes like these guys do it as a hobby we get awesome videos of the rockets blowing up in their face.

24 Comments
  • sleeko May 29, 2007

    Shit!

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  • lickadslit May 29, 2007

    Hmm think the big bottle rocket climaxed a little to quick

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  • sleeko May 29, 2007

    Fuck! "I hate that, when that happens"

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  • cockyass May 29, 2007

    i thought it would be bigger

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  • big_daddy305 May 29, 2007

    We have liftoff! Wait.. oh.. no we don't. But I bet that hurt like a motherfucker!

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  • mfaymidas May 29, 2007

    I shoot cum further than that after a few days off!!!!!And I'm almost 60....

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  • rodgtard May 29, 2007

    did he use his lighter to look in that hole?

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  • big_daddy305 May 29, 2007

    HA HA HA HA HA! I wonder if that top piece fell on his fucking face. Serves him right for being a moron. Trying to fuck a rocket? Retard.... LMAO.. bet he'll never do THAT again.

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  • youngblood48 May 29, 2007

    i think they missjudged the thermal conditions of the surrounding area, and i think the flux capasitator was stopped up....used a lighter...heheheheheeeeeeeeeeee....

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  • joecommonsense May 29, 2007

    That was the stage separator that prematurely exploded that's why it exploded in sections and the rocket didn't shoot off, like the white boosters that separate on the Shuttle. My guess is some damp or dew got inside and when he hooked it up it shorted and the stage exploded. But what I first saw was the size of the solid booster filament, and the lack of precautions; Baseball hats and shorts, sneakers, bare eyes, 15ft in the air on who knows what they were standing on, and a camera to distract their attention. If that had of chain reacted to the booster filament there'd be some bedtimers.

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  • joecommonsense May 29, 2007

    the only thing I found was a Brazilian space rocket that exploded killing 19 in August 03. Holly fushible 2003? 19 dead?? I don't know if that's story is true, but they were trying to be the first Latin-A in Space. They should stick to tan-lines and nice booties.

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  • t_dog8 May 29, 2007

    Who would of thought all these rockets scientist post on Crazyshit..........

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  • detroitleanin May 29, 2007

    RE:shitlooker I tried to tell you!

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  • mrs_walker May 29, 2007

    large what? I couldn't hear because the rocket went off in my ear.

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  • joecommonsense May 29, 2007

    I don't have a job t_dog. Plus that stuff comes easy to me so I don't think I'm a genius or anything, I assume everybody knows this stuff and don't realize my potential, until recently.

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  • joecommonsense May 29, 2007

    i got an idea that could revolutionize amature Rocketry. I've got another idea that could revolutionize fighter aircraft.

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  • carnutts4sure May 29, 2007

    I bet a dude 500 bucks I could jump up on the roof of my house so I took some duct tape and wrapped 20 bottle rockets together and shoved em up my ass while my olady let them . I accidentally farted when she lit the match and blew my ass apart but my underwear ended up on the roof and he paid me 18 dollars for that !

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  • t_dog8 May 29, 2007

    ^^^^Put it to good use Joe, I know shit about rockets....

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  • rodgtard May 30, 2007

    the kid a couple years ago with the whistling bottle rock in his now fully coked anus made for better video. but these boys here should get the darwin award for acting like they were rocket techs.fuck its not rocket science!duck tape it together,and light the fuckin fuse!i bet they didnt even have a long fuse!fuck it roll news paper up and duct tape to the ass hole of the rocket,light it, run in circles around rocket untill ignition,(this makes it look like its spining when takes off)call 911 because it landed on your moms mini van that u borrowed because you only own a bike

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  • culprite inc May 30, 2007

    premature ejacluation

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  • commoneagle May 30, 2007

    we got these people spending mega money on this shit... to what end... some fun.... they sure as hell aren't making any new discoveries.....wonder if these clowns give any money for worthy charities..... god knows they waste a lot.

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  • rodgtard May 31, 2007

    i watched it again godamn thats funny. a bunch of

    adult children.hey mom,look at me,mom, over here

    look at BOOM! me bla ha ha!

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  • macheteman69 May 31, 2007

    stupid fucking yanks pity it wasnt nuclear ha ha ha booooom

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  • rodgtard June 1, 2007

    ^^^^^^^^^crawl back into your scotch bottle with your irish butt buddy and pickle yourselfs!

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