Almost only counts in horshoes and beheadings

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Greg J.
32,173 Views 9 years ago

That saying is just plain wrong and this dude proves it. You can totally have your head almost cut off and survive. Of course whether you want to survive when your neck looks like it was attacked by a lawnmower is a whole other story. Oddly enough this guy seems way calm for a guy who is gonna be wearing scarves the rest of his life.

31 Comments
  • lickadslit May 29, 2007

    That will leave a mark

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  • sarahkins May 29, 2007

    i want steak hmmm

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  • lickadslit May 29, 2007

    Hard to beleve that poor fucker is alive

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  • cockyass May 29, 2007

    cameraman needs to back up a little

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  • gurtman23 May 29, 2007

    he cut himself shaving big fucking deal

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  • big_daddy305 May 29, 2007

    That's gonna be one HELL of a skin graph.. lol.. well.. Just wrap a towel around the fuckers head! Oh wait.. been there done that, huh? Anyhow.. nothing a couple THOUSAND stitches and staples can't fix..

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  • mfaymidas May 29, 2007

    Shoulda used the Super Ginzu II knife...and made a clean break to go visit his 72 Virgins...who probably give him the clap.....or Sand Crabs...heh heh heh

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  • rodgtard May 29, 2007

    who the fuck said he was alive?looks like a cadaver to me.he,s got a mouth on the back of his neck and he chews like this!

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  • jase1892 May 29, 2007

    what a lucky fuck if he is from irac he,s lucky bomb um might work better

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  • stone2474 May 29, 2007

    thats what happens when terrorist dont use good knives.

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  • big_daddy305 May 29, 2007

    Looks like a cadaver? dude.. first. why do his eyes move? Second.. who the fuck is holding him in the upright position retard? I mean.. rodgtard! And please.. explain to me.. exactly how does he chew? I know the joke.. but please..how do you explain neck movement in a sentence just by saying "like this"? you really are a fucking moron.

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  • youngblood48 May 29, 2007

    ok...thats it people....greg has appointed me the peanut gallery mod. and i can ban anyone i like and your all banned starting wit shitlooker and sleeko..mufuckas....yall can all come back march of 05....damn that little blue pill looks yummy...or the yellow one...let mesee....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz z

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  • ibdirty1 May 29, 2007

    looks as if they tried twice to chop off his head. if the fact thats what was going on.. doesnt look like he is getting much medical attetion....

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  • white666wolf66 May 29, 2007

    DID YOU SEE HIM BLINK!!!!!!!! THE ONE AT THE END!!!!

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  • joecommonsense May 29, 2007

    he's gonna die of time. Maybe he had some of that miracle clotter they've been talking about. US soldiers gave it to him and the perpurtrators ran.

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  • cyberdeath May 29, 2007

    was he even alive though?

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  • mrs_walker May 29, 2007

    he was alive but he ain't talkin

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  • carnutts4sure May 29, 2007

    Just give that fucking raghead one swift kick to the back of the skull and finish the job ! I'll bet he's kissing the asses of the AMERICAN doctors trying to save his worthless fucking existance that he hated yesterday and was trying to kill thier ass !

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  • joecommonsense May 29, 2007

    Is he legally nerve dead?

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  • burton4life May 30, 2007

    fuckin freak just kill your self you are 3/4 there

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  • admsguitar May 30, 2007

    wtf?

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  • rodgtard May 30, 2007

    every knife i own exept butter knifes are kept so sharp(by me)that im afraid of them.they must have a knive sharpener shortage,or there to fuckin stupid or lazy to use one.oohh and big daddy305lb.

    sorry i didnt pay close attention to the video, i

    was busy watchin my wifes head go up and down on my cock!aahhh its good to be king!even if its only at my fuckin address,,,,,,BITCHES!!peace out

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  • rodgtard May 30, 2007

    after thought,it looks like he was in a rare apple peeler accident bla hahaha!

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  • joecommonsense May 30, 2007

    I hate to start up any paranoia or any craziness, but I was working in a store a couple of weeks ago and these Pakistanian young guys came in and they were asking the cashier where was their lamination paper located. I wouldn've thought anything about it, but they were really rude and kind of demanding. Then I said to the cashier did you see how they talked to you? And she was like Duh I dunno, I don't care. I though yeah customer service but now I realize these guys might be up to some extrimist shit or deep in it.

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  • big_daddy305 May 30, 2007

    Well.. it's pretty funny you say that.. because as I was watching your wife's head bob up and down while she slobbered my cock, I happened to notice that the guy blinked. What can I say.. You have to teach that chick some better techniques. Either that or let her watch the next time you blow your father. How about it?

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  • rodgtard May 30, 2007

    i would never ask a women to do two things at once

    especially when my cock is involved.and it must have been somebody or something else,cause my wife doesnt slobber.and please lets get off wifes,cause i just got off yours.im an asshole,and i approved this message!

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  • catamite May 30, 2007

    mmmmnnn - can't decide whether I want to eat it or mount it - maybe both!

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  • theblob06 May 31, 2007

    shavin with a chain saw.

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  • mahoney June 4, 2007

    aww, its only a flesh wound. clean it up with some salt and gasoline

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  • drome909 July 19, 2007

    dman that foo got fucked up

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  • rockinron March 30, 2010

    damn old alan akbar is in deep shit from his boss. looks like he didnt buy the new knife he needed and gave up half way threw this job and let the guy go.

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