Behold the power of chi

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Greg J.
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Ever heard of that mysterious chi power certain chinese masters and dragonball heroes posses? Well guess what? It ain't gonna do you shit in a real fight. This is the Kiai Master Yanagiryuken who supposedly defeats his opponents without touching them using force-like energy. Also known as the crazy old guy who is about to get his ass kicked by someone who actually knows how to fight..

29 Comments
  • dj_busta_nutt June 5, 2007

    yeah baby first!!! ive always wanted to be first and rave about it like an idiot!!! funny tho, now i feel like a complete douchbag......

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  • dj_busta_nutt June 5, 2007

    not as big of a douchbag as that bald fukker in the black pj's tho......... i dare say he got rather OWNED! lol

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  • gagher June 5, 2007

    wtf...

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  • skoal36 June 5, 2007

    fucker was swattin at flies looked like to me, or pesky skeeters

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  • rodgtard June 5, 2007

    grasshopper,,,,snatch the teeth from my jaw,and hand my ass to me,then you will be a warrior!

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  • ugotdubbed June 5, 2007

    haha master splinter got his ass WHIPPED..so much for that chi shit..ancient chinese secret say "Many people May kick the shit out of yours"

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  • sleeko June 5, 2007

    Ok, the first 2 vids are waaay too long. With little delivery.

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  • big_daddy305 June 5, 2007

    AND................

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  • detroitleanin June 5, 2007

    Or grasshopper gets even

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  • twistatoe June 5, 2007

    Wanna get away?? grab a snickers!

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  • sleeko June 5, 2007

    I'd like to see Master Chi have a go with your garden variety "ground and pound" street fighter. These guys (boxers, kung fu, karate, etc.) seldom achieve any degree of victory, unless their opponent agrees to some common format. In a street fight, the only common format, is the pavement.

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  • assholistic June 5, 2007

    HAHAHAHA.. Grand master baiter has been overcome by a member of the flying fist clan.

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  • zazu pitts June 5, 2007

    Chi-whiz!

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  • jgimages June 5, 2007

    what a fucken waste of a video........thanks for nothing................fuck

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  • crusaderrabbit June 5, 2007

    Here is my haiku on the topic:

    Ancient Chinese chi

    What is this new sensation?

    My ass on a plate

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  • crusaderrabbit June 5, 2007

    Perhaps better formatted as: Ancient Chinese chi --- What is this new sensation? --- My ass on a plate

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  • joecommonsense June 5, 2007

    too bad we didn't find out if that old guy was revived from the CPR on the end part of the video. '30 year old wind fight with 65 year old'. If that old guy didn't make it through the CPR that young guy is probably in hiding.

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  • joecommonsense June 5, 2007

    and of course u know me by now, the old guy was probably set up too.

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  • joecommonsense June 5, 2007

    and of course u know me by now, the old guy was probably set up too. you don't walk into a fight under age 30 and beat the shit out of a 60 year old and expect to loose.

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  • joecommonsense June 5, 2007

    old guy kinda reminds me of the Americans in iraq.

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  • twxxx June 6, 2007

    ^^that is the most retarded thing i have ever read

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  • joecommonsense June 6, 2007

    ^^What?? The old guy knows karate, he toys around feigns his moves cause he's supposed to be a 'great master', and the guy comes around and busts his nose. The old guy goes into shock and steps back into reality like 'what not me I don't bleed' like the Superman Movie and continues feigning and toying with the guy and the guy comes around with a full force kick to the face, killing him. The Americans are fighting the same way in Iraq.

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  • deadfred June 6, 2007

    Behold the power of getting your ass kicked.If you're not a Mutant you don't have special powers.I haven't seen one yet so you better learn how to punch and kick.Stupid old man shouldn't be in the ring in the first place.

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  • rodgtard June 6, 2007

    martial arts is an art.a dying art, but art. the art of defense ,and offense.but in this new millenium,it is no longer a useful defensive weapon with the thug niggers and wiggers who would cap there mothers and sons and daughters for a chip of crack.you cant karate chop a bullet from entering your face!

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  • chewie June 6, 2007

    Is this old bloke a sweaty sock?? one swifty to the jaw and he's gone, typical!!! ENGLISH RULE!!!

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  • tonto June 6, 2007

    LOL he was in a chi trance.he should keep chi to what its intended for exersise.

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  • tajfl June 7, 2007

    hahahahaha stupid chi master:)

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  • commoneagle June 7, 2007

    dj_busta_nutt wrote:

    yeah baby first!!! ive always wanted to be first and rave about it like an idiot!!! funny tho, now i feel like a completedouchbag......

    .................................. ...................you want to know the only thing that makes you and idiot when calling first is when you don't have wit... or brains.... or and cleaver bones in your head and you have to talk the practice of calling first down like a witless brain less dildo fool and clownastic bastard.

    no wit no charm not clearver comments to find in a head that has only space between the ears is what makes posting first comments stupid...posting first with a witty and fitting comment that blends the first position comment with the video content is cool but fools can's see that.... it is kind of like intellegence in general it takes inttelegene to recognize intellegenc.... and by the way it takes a whiner to worry aboitu spelling grammar and such if the content can be determined without much struggel... see now spein don't matter unless the reader is a retard who can't read past teh mistake.s

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  • commoneagle June 7, 2007

    oops the video forgot about it becasue of the first spot which is likely the most higly read spot of them all it is for sure read a much higher percentage of the time that any other especially when there are say twenty five comments... your chances of having some one read you comment in the 30th spot are even slimmer... so thos who think first slot is meaningless why don't you try to be last or some tact as stupid as you are....

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