How to get your ass kicked 101

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Greg J.
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The first lesson in this series involves how to receive a stiff beating in a police interrogation room. First challenge the officers manhood and then request they all attack you at the same time while you try to resist. This will surely result in you getting repeatedly struck in the head but at least you will earn their respect when you regain consciousness.

33 Comments
  • rc2james June 6, 2007

    First

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  • lickadslit June 6, 2007

    Never take the last donut at the police station

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  • busterhymen June 6, 2007

    Reminds me of the good ol' days.

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  • rodgtard June 6, 2007

    first off he said "you know i was gonna be a cop.but then i decided to pass 7th grade"and when they looked at him ,he said what the fuck you lookin at flat foot!then he said"i like that shit your wife does with her tongue,but your daughter does it better! and then came the hurt locker.

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  • sleeko June 6, 2007

    I can almost hear him say'n "Fuck you guys. I'll kick all yo asses. Come on mofo's". My son is a cop at the county jail. He takes so much verbal shit, that he can't do anything about, that pity the dumb ass that actually makes threatening move. He gets the beat down, all the mouth pieces deserved.

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  • buckshott666 June 6, 2007

    I am sorry sleeko for your son. In the words of G G Liddy what kind of idiot voluntarily locks himself in a discusting hell hole [like a prison or jail] every day!!! Or is it just easier for him to find guys for him to Fuck in there than on the streets.

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  • culprite inc June 6, 2007

    sleeko besides ur sn cops are morons look at em in the vid no fuckin reason he took his jacket off cuse the cops asked him to wtf he didnt do shit for them to kick his ass

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  • culprite inc June 6, 2007

    then thay stole his shoe strings? wtf

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  • ugotdubbed June 6, 2007

    they take ya shoe strings & ya belt before your processed through the system dumb ass & i bet that white boy was screaming "wheres my attorney" while he got his ass handed to him.

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  • rodgtard June 6, 2007

    if your legally intoxicated or high on dope when this shit happens thats there green light to give an attitude adjustment but the camera works both ways.a little clause called "just enough force" is an awful grey area. depends on how many liberal shit head judges you have in your area

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  • stone2474 June 6, 2007

    how the fuck are you going to stand up agaist 5 fucking cops?

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  • tonto June 6, 2007

    fucking hell more fucked up cops,pussies.

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  • sleeko June 6, 2007

    buckshott666....You fucking loser piece of shit! Don't feel sorry for me, asshole. I'm very proud of my son. He isn't a prison guard. He's a cop! A police officer, dumbass. You know, the public servant, you go crying to, when someone steals your skateboard. Members of the LA County Sheriffs Dept don't "volunteer" to work in a "hellhole". It is required of all new officers, that the first 2-4 years on the job, be in control and custody. If you don't like cops, so much, I suggest you move your sorry ass to Baghdad. Or how about Mexico, where being a corrupt, drug lord bitch, is acceptable behavior. I wish the police could keep lists of assholes, like you and other anti-cop posters. That way when you're in need, they could just say, "Fuck that guy. He doesn't want our services. Let his house burn." Would you like it better, that way?....I have way more to say, to you, asshole. I wish I could jump thru this computer screen.....

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  • sleeko June 6, 2007

    ^^^Regulars on CS know that I'm ready to have fun here, as much as anybody. But that sorry fuck really pissed me off....Regards, Sleeko

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  • jgimages June 6, 2007

    ..^^^^^.calm down there rambo^^^^.......anyway what i dont understand is why they didn't beat his ass one on one......that would have been a fair ass kicking ....but five on one c'mon .....fucken wimps

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  • t_dog8 June 6, 2007

    ^^^ Like you have room to talk, PUSSY!!!

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  • sleeko June 6, 2007

    jgimages...Where did you get this strange idea, that cops are obligated to conform to your (or my) definition of fair. Their there to win, PERIOD! The fact that there were 3 or 4 cops on his ass is probably why he only got a spanking instead of a real, possibly fatal beatdown. This guy could have stopped the whole incident anytime by just cooperating. It was his lack of self control that got him owned, in the first place. Now he's going to jail, and if it's in LA County, he most likely won't be in a cell but a dormitory, with up to 95 other VIOLENT prisoners. And only one deputy in the room to PROTECT him. With his obvious lack of self control, there's a good chance, that those very same deputies, will be called on to save his ass/life. The inmates kill 1 or 2 of each other, about every week. This is local knowledge. My son is one of those officers that sits at a desk, in a dorm full of badasses. Because, of overcrowding, non violent offenders do little to no time, in LA County. Paris Hilton got 45 days, that have already been reduced to 24 days, assuming good behavior. The betting line amongst the deputies, is she will do less than 10. In the celebrity suite, at that. I have an idea though. Go to capsweb.org or savourstate.org. Get politically active. Nearly half the 23,000 prisoners in LA County jail are illegal immigrants. The Feds do not reimburse, states, counties, cities, etc. for its failure to police our borders. Take some of the heat off the cops, and maybe the next time you get pulled over, for riding your bicycle without a helmet, you might get a break.

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  • sleeko June 6, 2007

    I threw that last dig in, just for grins. Sleeko, can't stay mad, forever. Got too many waves to ride.....Aloha

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  • jgimages June 6, 2007

    hey sleeko....panties on to tight today???.....i know your son is a cop but thats one of the fucken problem with cops they think they can do whatever the fuck....i agree thats a tough job and sometimes you need to kick some ass but the video was clear they beat his ass 5 to 1.....if they were so bad ass one on one...thats my point and do me a favor save the statistic bullshit for someone who gives a fuck.......

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  • facialetizia June 6, 2007

    THIS IS BARCELONA, SPAIN.

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  • rodgtard June 7, 2007

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^two up,cops have a tough job that i would not want. in my earlier days i was pulled over multiple times for dumb shit "I" done.never got beat down,never.had buddies who would run there mouth or not comply.one even kicked a cop.

    three of them piled on him,and a funny thing happened.he shut his mouth and did what they said.

    im sure with your race background and limp wrist rainbow clothing attire you have been profiled once or twice.but you must have listened, becuase your thay guy face shows no scars or dents other than overstretched lips!

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  • buckshott666 June 7, 2007

    Sleeko dose your son speak spanish??? If not I bet it hard to talk all those prisoners into letting him suck them off since there are so many illegals in the hell hole he puts himself in...

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  • buckshott666 June 7, 2007

    Probally a vacation for your son to make freinds with all those felons after being raised by someone like you. Someone that takes stuff like playing on line sooo SERIOUS. Your attitude really makes me wonder about the rest of your life.. Come on already its 2007 it's okay that your son sucks so much WET BACK FELON DICK.

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  • 1badmofo June 7, 2007

    What the fuck was the toilet paper for, did somebody take a dump on him?

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  • buckshott666 June 7, 2007

    I am no expert you might need to ask SLEEKO but I am pretty sure the above mentioned Toilet Paper is used by the cops to clean their PUSSIES

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  • sleeko June 7, 2007

    Bottomline: Why did 5 cops jump this guy?...Because there were ONLY 5 in the room.

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  • rodgtard June 7, 2007

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^im tellin ya, the ones whining are the same hardheaded fucks always snivelin"my rights this and my rights that.you cant do that!its against the law!,....ohhreally?one question?,,

    ,,,,why are you in here to begin with? oohh thats right you were set up.go change your diapers little boys,it nappy poo time!

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  • jgimages June 7, 2007

    hey asshole...yeah you rodger......who the fuck was talking to your dumb ass ......if a cop pulls you over ...you respect him and comply etc etc.......that was just a pussy move from five dicksheads.....so shut the fuck up dick wad and run along now

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  • sleeko June 8, 2007

    ^^^justgayimages...You must be getting tired of that name by now. How about we call you "quickdraw" cause you always shoot'n from the hip (lip), without think'n. Usually shoot'n yourself in the foot.

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  • rodgtard June 8, 2007

    did i hit a raw nerve there justgayimages?your a liberal,,,right?dude just stay in cali or whatever border state you jumped the fence from cause that shit doesnt fly anywhere else.

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  • jgimages June 8, 2007

    hey cum feltcher.....what are you babbling about now???

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  • lorilee32 June 19, 2007

    I think what most of the guys are trying to say is that they would like to see the police officers behave rationally instead of like the ruffians that they have to deal with.

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  • dareoh March 26, 2008

    is he unconscious? OK NEXT!!

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