That means we get to celebrate with all types of beer and explosives. The American way. Oh yah and if you blow your hand off please send us a video on it so we get the exclusives.
First post bitches!!
Fucked himself up pretty good! Ahhh, what would the 4th be without a trip to the emergency room?? :)
Wonder what that would have looked stuck up a cats ass
Fuck you ya big pussy
^^^^^^^^ditto,,,,,,,wtf lickaslit,you know jeffrey dahmer did that shit to.hhmmmmmmm?
Trust me - that was NOT 1/4 stick of dynamite. Don't believe anyone who tells you that you can "light" dynamite with a lighter.
Probably an m80 or something. Where is Twistatoe on here? I need to check her out!!!!
who is his doctor, looked like the local vet bandaged his sorry ass up. was he trying to get a shot of his junk and couldnt get the camera right
RE: shitlooker samo and yeah shes a cutie.
^^^So how do I get a look at this hottie?
Video was tooooo long for lame delivery.
sorry got so bored that i wanted a pipe bomb in his old ass to stop the bordom as i wrote this, & did. lol.
By far the most effective way to show the world that you're a goddamn fool is to shave your head. It's worse that smoking a fucking pipe. The message is clear: I'm fuckng uneducated, broke, I live in a trailer park, I'll be divorced befowe I'm 30 and I have a big fucking stupid dog, a four wheeler, and one of those rust bucket GM cars like carpuke brags (no shit, he BRAGS on these pieces of shit) on, and my current girlfriend (whose father wants to kill my scummy ass) has a suspended drivers license and a shaved pussy. So the puke almost blew his hand off. Who the fuck cares, it wasn't destined to accomplish a goodamn thing in this life anyway.
"So, kids, don't try this at home." HE'S A 40 YEAR OLD MAN!!!! The dumb-fuck!!!
weve got everything,come on down to fingerless phils blow your ass off firework warehouse,where every thing is half off.including your fingers!
next time use a remote detonator or a longer fuse.
nice job pinky
if that was dynamite shit he wouldnt have fingerz
He should have belly flopped on it, that would have been cool!
i thought he was going to pull his shorts down and say AND! i'm a pussy now too. needs a larger audience.
I'll bet that bald headed stupid fuck could still whip your shit talking ass fucksdogintheass with half his fucking hand blown off ! Of course when the ass whipping began you would try to pull his pants down and calm him down by licking the powder residue off his dick !
basically i'm a douchebag with no regard for my safety when handling powerful firework's. so i have no regard for my neighbor's safety or their property. try that shit in my neighborhood. the firework's ain't shit compared to what a 12guage shotgun will do to your fat,ugly,bald headed ass..
oh boo fuckin hoo! jus shows how reatrded u are..can´t even lite a little fire cracker