An alternative to boring soccer

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Greg J.
3,104 Views 9 years ago

This sport is just one step away from greatness. They are calling it vertical soccer. You strap two dudes to a harness and the play with a hanging ball on the side of a building. The only thing is there isn't really a penalty for losing. I suggest the put goals up and rig them to the latches that are holding on the harness. Then when the player scores a goal he gets the pleasure of watching his opponent plummet to the street below.

22 Comments
  • buckfush June 18, 2007

    not a bad idea

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  • wrustle June 18, 2007

    I was waiting for one of the ropes to snap....never happened...dam!

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  • sydfloyd June 18, 2007

    im sure they'll make it a actual sport some time soon.

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  • lickadslit June 18, 2007

    Two swinging chinks playing with their balls

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  • 2indastink June 18, 2007

    Gary Lineker has been a great ambassador for Walkers Crisps over the years. We have had him dressed up as a nun, a punk rocker, a headmistress, a menacing devil and of course Mr Universe with those memorable muscles and even plotting mischief against boy-wonder Michael Owen.

    fucking brilliant!!!.....twats.

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  • skoal36 June 18, 2007

    wow slopes with camera taking pictures call the news

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  • geargrinder65 June 18, 2007

    Fucktard qoute of the day! "This is a real game of soccer"

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  • 2indastink June 18, 2007

    But before we made him really famous, he made a bit of a name for himself as a soccer star, well, that’s what HE tells us and by all accounts he was a bit of a golden boy - never sent off or even cautioned, a true Walkers hero!

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  • sleeko June 18, 2007

    Now if the ball was covered with razor blades. That would be a hoot!

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  • madbasturd June 18, 2007

    why do americans insist on calling football 'soccer'? unlike american football where no cunt actually kicks the fuckin ball? wankers

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  • skinafuckerrus June 18, 2007

    i was expecting some shit to come flying down

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  • detroitleanin June 18, 2007

    They forget to install a little ledge so they could put their purses on it

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  • ugotdubbed June 18, 2007

    ok and chinkz think this is impressive because!!!?

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  • jgimages June 18, 2007

    oh yeah....give me a scissor .....there would be two less rice rockets for sure!!!!!!

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  • rodgtard June 19, 2007

    pretty kewl! the europeans tried are version of football.but the weight of our equipment was to much for there undernourished frames.they couldnt even walk!let them call pussy ball whatever they want.we know the difference!rugby is awesome why dont they fuck with those guys?cause the know they will get the shit kicked out of them if they do!

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  • sleeko June 19, 2007

    Why do euro's insist on calling soccer ...football?

    Who fuck'n cares?

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  • sleeko June 19, 2007

    I have a friend in Scotland. He and friends play American football, all the time. They say they like the contact. But then again, the Scots always were the studs of the UK.

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  • madbasturd June 19, 2007

    hehe, speakin as an ex rugby player, i know what a tackle is and why do american footballers (snigger) wear those helmets? its not like the twats are protecting their brains? oh and before u ask, i saw north dallas forty, what an advert for american football that was

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  • joecommonsense June 19, 2007

    News for the Next Month; Bomb in Bagdad kills... R. Jolie goes to... Tornado in... Korea wants to launch.... China Trees turn blue...England 99% gay population...hunting season open for common eagles....Hiltan out of goes back to returns from is in out of jail...eats hamburger off floor.

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  • commoneagle June 20, 2007

    wrustle wrote:

    I was waiting for one of the ropes to snap....neverhappened...dam!

    ................................. ...............................tell me "better yet" tell yourself? are people who make dumass comments like this serious and sadomasokistic mofos or are they trying (unsuccessfully) to be funny... peeonspelling...

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  • commoneagle June 20, 2007

    look like a lot of fun

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  • d90girl October 16, 2007

    stupid

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