Reason #8,238,368,136 to wear a helmet while skating

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Greg J.
5,823 Views 9 years ago

Kids don't realize that when you jump over 20 feet your body starts to lose control over the way it lands. Thats why when you bust your ass on the ground stuff like your head snapping back and smashing on the ground happens. It's no coincidence that happens on 9 out of 10 of these skateboard videos.

14 Comments
  • sleeko July 16, 2007

    Hey look, another skateboarding vid....Wow!

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  • hatedogs July 16, 2007

    This squirrley little turd will like be the valdictorian in Permatex's "writing on the second grade level remediation" class -- on the third time through. BTW, has anyone else noticed that the extent of the world in which Permatex gurgles his lame insults runs not a single person beyond his immediate family. Always fucking a mom, sister, brother or dad. The are the cognitive skills that most pick up midway through preschool. I would say, well before one ever learns to type, but even casual exposure to Permatex's "contrubutions" will show that he's a way to go before laying claim to even that skill. Too bad for us taxpayers, except, of course for those of us who need a dim witted fellow to mow the yard.

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  • hatedogs July 16, 2007

    shitlooker wrote:

    Talk about shaken baby syndrome...LOL! LOL. Shitlook, you're on a roll.

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  • big_daddy305 July 16, 2007

    Wow.. this guy is lucky he didn't crack his head open and let all the air out. Fucking moron.

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  • bigdan0312 July 16, 2007

    Only White boyZ.... LoL

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  • rc2james July 16, 2007

    Walk it off pussy!

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  • commoneagle July 16, 2007

    there is no way to know how many out of ten these kids crash... it is likly to be a whole lot less than we percieve... i'd be willing to bet that only one in a few thousand attempts ends up with a bad crash.... we only see the crashes that happen to be videoed...all the minor crashes and successes that go on every day are underscored by the glory of the crash...

    i am by no means saying it is not stupid to do but i am saying we only see what we see and what we don't see is probably a whole bunch of fun that is of no consequence...

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  • t_dog8 July 16, 2007

    Fuck, guess he didn't learn the first time. Dumbass had to do it again..

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  • skoal36 July 16, 2007

    strap on some air jordans them vans got no support

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  • rodgtard July 16, 2007

    everytime i see this shit i can hear the scarecrow off of wizard of oz singing,"if i only had a brain"!

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  • kpax July 16, 2007

    i watched this video over and over and still can't figure out why his ankles didn't break on the second jump. He thought he was landing his board and jammed his feet into the pavement. By right, his ankles should have been nothing but pick-up sticks.

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  • playwithit July 16, 2007

    kick push kick push jump up and slam. thats way it all goes down

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  • joecommonsense July 17, 2007

    I thought that was actually pretty cool, definitly saw some g's reacting on that one, never saw that before. Don't know how he was able to talk after that hit though.

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  • tweek312 July 17, 2007

    Hope he gets lots of pussy or lots of money... LOL Fuq that shit.

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