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Greg J.
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After all the shit women get from men this girl has to go out and do something like this that set the female race back 100 years. My suggestion to the ladies that insist on drag racing is to at least practice enough to make it more than 5 feet away from the starting line.

39 Comments
  • sleeko July 16, 2007

    How did a woman get behind the wheel of a nice car. like that?

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  • sleeko July 16, 2007

    Oh...2nd!

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  • sleeko July 16, 2007

    I'd hit it anyway..

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  • hatedogs July 16, 2007

    Hahahaha! Another Camaro relegated to resting on some cinder blocks in a ratty trailer park. If it's a Texaas trailer park, one more Camaro on blocks is gonna be about as significant as fart in a full gale.

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  • hatedogs July 16, 2007

    Hahahaha! Another Camaro relegated to resting on some cinder blocks in a ratty trailer park. If it's a Texaas trailer park, one more Camaro on blocks is gonna be about as significant as fart in a full gale.

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  • hatedogs July 16, 2007

    I guess I can say that again. I was thinking, I'll bet this little misshap did, $175, hell, maybe even $200 worth of damage. On the other hand, it might be like the time a Cat 4 hurricane came through Texas and did $200,000,000 worth of improvements.

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  • hatedogs July 16, 2007

    If there any gearheads in our midst (god knows there are plenty of queerheads) it seems to me that her line lock was never relased. Seems it carries the front wheels a few feet, then when it plants 'em, the "heavier" left front tire digs in and eitehr spins the car by itself, or the Vega-styled front end that most GM cars are delivered with simply failed, as most things made of compressed rust do. Anyway the chick should be back in the trailer giving some vacuum salesman a knob job just like all you little bastards' wives do ass soon as you drive out of sight. And usually with some old bastard like me.

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  • big_daddy305 July 16, 2007

    stupid bitches. who ever told them that they could drive is beyond me. I wish she would've had a near death experience. . that way her life would have the purpose of telling other women to leave the driving to the men.

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  • anna_lives July 16, 2007

    stupid bitch "today i crashed into the wall..tomorrow ill fly off a cliff" :)

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  • sleeko July 16, 2007

    hatedogs...I'm casting my vote with "line-lock". Good pull..

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  • skoal36 July 16, 2007

    only 2 years practice and this is the fruits of yer labor maybe 2 more and ya might see what the chute looks like when it is deployed

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  • rodgtard July 16, 2007

    snapped rear axle in a dana or a ford rear end will make you do a left or right turn depending on which one breaks.

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  • carnutts4sure July 16, 2007

    fucksdogs , as usual in your case your complete fucking ignorance of racing and GM cars and their suspension has spewed all over the CS page out of your cum filled mouth !Camaros and Vegas have completely different from suspension other than they both come from the factory with coil springs . In this case the Camaro is equipped with tubular A-arms and coil-over shocks with rack-n-pinion steering common of most race cars this heavily modified and the line-lock had absolutely nothing to do with this wreck you ignorant fuck ! This car had a 4 link rear supension set-up with a wishbone and anti-roll bar ( now I know you are lost ! ) and the bracket that holds the wishbone (track locator) in place sheered on the left side of the rear suspension cause the car to dart into the wall. Anybody that has ever driven a race car and actually knows anything about them other than a FATAL ATTEMPT at knwing them , knows exactly what I just said . You need to stick to sucking dicks hatesdogs and talking shit about Texas because other than those two things that you have mastered , you are pretty fucking useless in the real world . That Canadian gal could buy your pathetic existance 100 times over as she is a multi millionaire and her fucking tow rig cost more than your daddy's and mommy's house that you live in YOU FUCKING PUSSY ASS MOTHERFUCKER ! God how I wish I knew who you were so I could bitch slap your fucking teeth in !

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  • welshlongman July 16, 2007

    HEY THERE NONUTTS,wassup big fella how aya keepin.nice rant btw

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  • gilmertx July 16, 2007

    ifuckdogs is mad cuz if his car did that shit it would blowup like the load i shot in his dead moms mouth

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  • sleeko July 16, 2007

    carnutts4sure...Yeah, you know your shit. But, it is still quite possible that, after not making any passes in awhile, the girl just fucked up.

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  • hatedogs July 16, 2007

    " God how I wish I knew who you were so I could bitch slap your fucking teeth in !" In two simple words: fuck you. You're a shawdow of that ignorant texas bastard we have in the whitehouse just now: all hat and no cattle. Except, of course, you're missing the hat too. The diffence between a fucking Vega suspension and a fucking Camaro suspension is a textbook case of Twedledee and Twedledum: they're both botched attempts at GM style engineering and as I mentioned, they're both made of compressed rust. Like those pathetic piles of shit you claim to collect. Mexicans wouldn't have 'em you fucking Texican/Mexas pile of taco dust. Fuck you.

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  • hatedogs July 16, 2007

    gilmertx wrote:

    ifuckdogs is mad cuz if his car did that shit it would blowup like the load i shot in his dead moms mouth --------- Another chapter in why competency tests are a waste. When they "write" like Permatex, or if they hail from fucking Texas, give 'em a broom when they're in middle school so they can peak early. Man I do love wactching that junk Camaro destroy itself right in front of Carpukes whining about how good they are.

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  • sleeko July 16, 2007

    carnutts4sure...The girl even says "I haven't raced in awhile"...Sounds like she is excusing her fuck up. If what you say happened, I suspect she'd be say'n something like "WTF? I don't know what happened. Car just turned left!"

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  • homewrecker July 16, 2007

    man dont you know that had to suck ?? oh well better luck next time

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  • hatedogs July 16, 2007

    "The

    girl even says "I haven’t raced inawhile"...Sounds

    like she is excusing her fuck up." Precisely. She maybe able to impress every toothless redneck tractor pullin, sister fuckin', drag race wannabe Texan on the planet but she can't drive worth a shit, and to choose to race a fucking Camaro is a special kind of joke -- but exceeding all other claims of pathetic behavior is carpuke bragging as if any knowledge whatever of the two single most low brow automobiles on the planet -- a fucking Camaro and a fucking Vega -- was worthy of any credit whatsoever. It goes without saying -- to any one but a Brokeback Mountain Texas ass puncher like carpuke, that one of the principal advantages of solvency is to have only vague memories of the last fucking Camaro and the last fucking Vega you ever saw -- and only then when you were searching the trailerparks for day labor. Texas is for steers and Queers and our main texan ain't even got a hat. What a fucking loser. Bubble top shithole '61 compressed rust chevy and all. I wonder if the stupid bastard stands around scratching his balls wondering how GM pissed away 75% of its market share to the Japs, the stupid shitkicker.

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  • sleeko July 16, 2007

    ^^^hatedogs....Now, you starting to piss me off, too. What's with the personal shit? Man, I got Texans in my family, I've done considerable drag racing, and I'd fuck your sister, if she was within my species. And that Camaro...I ain't even a Chevy guy, but I do admire a nice ride. But it's about as much Camaro, as NASCAR is "stock" car racing. And the pissing away of market share. That's just the fucked up state of corporate management, in general. Doesn't matter if it's cars or potato peelers. To your credit, you do have a way with words. How about using it to craft some meaningful dialog......Aloha.

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  • carnutts4sure July 16, 2007

    sleeko , she made that interview right after the crash and nobody had even had the time to look at the car yet . I read the whole story right after it happened and already knew what gave away before I even read the article . I've been racing for over 30 + years and keep up with all modern technology in the racing circuit of drag racing . hatedogs is simply one ignorant fuck when it comes to cars and guys like him can be found sucking cocks in the parkinglots of any gay bars in the world ! His biggest achievment thus far in his pathetic life is to be able to suck a dick and type shit at the same time without misspelling a single word or missing a drop of "manmilk" ! Jealousy spews from his cum filled mouth about all things that he has no clue ! He knows just enough about race cars and Camaros to impress a complete fucking moron that doesn't know squat ! I guess if there's nothing but queers and steers over here in Texas I invite fucksdogs to come to Texas any time he would like and get his teeth removed by a faggot and then we'll let a horny bull fuck the shit out of his already stretched open asshole ! The best part of hatesdogs ran down his mammas fucking leg after his uncle blew is load !

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  • carnutts4sure July 16, 2007

    And not to ignore my buddy Barry Manillow , what's up Welshman ? Long time ol buddy ! How's the Mrs. and that pretty daughter that looks just like her ? Give em a hug for me and tell em I said hello .

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  • carnutts4sure July 16, 2007

    For those that know drag cars , you can hear the engine bumping the rev. limiter as the line lock is engaged and you can hear in clean up when she lets the line lock loose . For those that don't know race cars , a rev limiter cuts out every other cylinder and is usually implemented while the line lock is engaged to keep the engines rpm down thus calling it a "rev ( RPM = Revolutions Per Minute ) limiter " and is cancelled out as soon as the line lock button dissengages the line lock , thus you clearly hear the engines RPM raised but it sounds clean and smooth since all cylinders are now firing properly . If hatesdogs knew anything other than how to run his fucking mouth , he would have picked up on this . Stick to sucking dicks hatesdogs because that's truly where you shine BOY !

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  • playwithit July 16, 2007

    girls need to find something else to do besides drag racing period

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  • joecommonsense July 17, 2007

    i bet she puts green peas in her blueberry pancakes.

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  • joecommonsense July 17, 2007

    thank god for Jersy barriers, or else nothing would of happened. hahahahhaha.

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  • gilmertx July 17, 2007

    if ifuckdogs had a hand without a dick in it i would be suprised because the only thing he bitch slapz is a nigger cock on his toung and he just hopes it will go in his ass and poke his throat all rite giggady giggady giggady aint that what quagmyer says

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  • rodgtard July 17, 2007

    hatedogs is a shit stain on the internet highway.your posts have a coplete lack of class,and your a waste of website space. please fall on a knife,or stand in the highway.preferably

    in front of a camaro!

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  • carnutts4sure July 17, 2007

    I see nobody came to your defense fucksdogs ! Does that tell you anything FUCKHEAD ? Any time you want to drive or fly into Texas and start bumping those gums of yours , just let me know FAGGOT !

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  • youngblood48 July 17, 2007

    ^^^^yeah what hesaid.....buwhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....... hey shit, car, IMHO, I do think someting broke between her legs....and im flyin in to check it out....i will be doin the shitsleekonuts pressure evaluation....hope she can take 45 psi......see ya's....

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  • hatedogsjr July 18, 2007

    oh please suck my dick again daddy just like you did last night

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  • hatedogsjr July 18, 2007

    oh please suck my dick again daddy just like you did last night

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  • 1eyed1derworm October 15, 2008

    its a monte carlo cunts.

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  • twistofcain October 27, 2008

    looked like a maro to me...

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  • evil-christine May 31, 2009

    son of a fuking bitch... if that was my car i would hve killd myself ..

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  • squirrelkiller June 4, 2009

    She looks quite cute,i'd hit it

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  • redjohnson October 19, 2009

    I swear I think she is Zoe Bell from Deathproof! Real life stunt driver from Australia

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