The Vicious spandex hating dog terrorizes the Tour de France

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Greg J.
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The french have been shivering in fear for the past couple weeks ever since the reimergence of Cujo the spandex hating dog. He strikes when you least supsect it knocking you off your bike with tiny tires causing you to rip your fruity spandex.

31 Comments
  • sleeko July 18, 2007

    That bikes front wheel just folded like a taco...and Cujo just smiled.....Good dog!

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  • gilmertx July 18, 2007

    hatedogs get the fuck out of the road u bumb bitch

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  • rodgtard July 18, 2007

    that tire folded like superman on laundry day!what

    can i say but guys shouldnt wear anything thats faggot pink!looks good on women only.

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  • rodgtard July 18, 2007

    wheres twistatoe?

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  • lickadslit July 18, 2007

    The dog was tougher than the bike for sure

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  • big_guns July 18, 2007

    That bike is made for riding not hitting things. That front rim runs around $1000.00 Those bikes run around $15000.00 And Rodg no disrespect, but that guy make more money than you could count!

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  • 2indastink July 18, 2007

    The Jesus prayer is a very short, very simple prayer. Yet it can be a key to unlocking a spiritual doorway that leads us to pray from the heart, rather than from the mind.

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  • jtbrndead July 18, 2007

    ROCK N FUCKING ROLL.........TOO BAD THAT DOG DIDN'T BITE SOMEONE'S BALLS OFF

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  • commoneagle July 18, 2007

    jt your caps are stuck on you know what that will get you... who was it a little while back on cs got kicked out for it... and being too rude of course.. can't reacall who but that jd dude who runs the place will boot oyour ass... me and names i think it is jd....

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  • commoneagle July 18, 2007

    that dog looked so innocent and nice.... the kind i'd trust with my kids any day..

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  • kissieface3769 July 18, 2007

    fuckin poof running over a pup.

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  • rodgtard July 18, 2007

    ^^^^^^^^^^ big_guns what the fuck does wearing pink and how high i can count have to do with one another?just because he makes good money its alright to wear pink?only on a women

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  • hatedogsjr July 18, 2007

    oh please suck my dick again daddy just like you did last night!

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  • Greg J. July 18, 2007

    Good looking out commoneagle. JT is about to get banned if he doesn't figure out how to get the caps off and stop being a general flaming troll asshole.

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  • big_dane July 18, 2007

    Poor dog, hope it´s allright!

    Those french fucks, just letting their dogs wander around

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  • gilmercunt July 18, 2007

    Some day I hope to be as smart as the dog. I'm already nearly that well coordinated, and of course, when I get as smart as the dog, I'll work on spelling and grammar.

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  • crusaderrabbit July 18, 2007

    Dog's just looking for a place to oui oui.

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  • crusaderrabbit July 18, 2007

    And big_guns, he may make more than we can count, but at least our peckers work. Those guys are petrified and shrunken from sitting on bike seats their whole lives and getting no blood circulation to their packages.

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  • peoplevshoople July 18, 2007

    This is why I do not post often on here any more. If you blink wrong some one is crying wolf and the people that are crying to Greg J all the time they we're the biggest trouble makers that was on here a few months back so I will sit back and watch the cut throats act like little girls .

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  • kissieface3769 July 19, 2007

    ^^^hehehe

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  • peoplevshoople July 19, 2007

    Hey whats up shitlooker? I hear ya on that p(ee)plevs hoople thing, has that dweeb been on?It just burns me up the ones that use to be so quick to get shit started on here are now the ones that duck behind the big wigs and yell "git em Greg" and it gripes my ass to watch them act like little wimps now. Dont get me wrong I dont mind seeing the fighting stop but the ones who was the biggest instigators shut the hell up!!

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  • skoal36 July 19, 2007

    ol yeller out looking for the punk that put him down

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  • homewrecker July 19, 2007

    damn i would hate to know that i was to stupid to dodge a damn dog, i mean 60 in a car is one thing but 5 on a bike is something completely different what a dumbass!!!

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  • juggalo_4lyf July 19, 2007

    PWNAGE!!

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  • big_guns July 19, 2007

    crusaderrabbit wrote:

    And big_guns, he may make more than we can count, but at least our peckers work. Those guys are petrified and shrunken from sitting on bike seats their whole lives and getting no blood circulation to their packages.

    You sound like an expert!!!! Lance has kids w/ 1 ball. comment only on things you know please. I have biked for many years and my cock works great, if you want I'll show you?? It's always some chat room tard that is a fat tub of shit but is an expert on all physical activities.

    Rodg....I don't know what to say?

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  • joecommonsense July 19, 2007

    that's fukin awesome I want that dog. wheel was made out of aluminum foil.

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  • joecommonsense July 19, 2007

    cycling is awesome in Europe, i kept my spandex on the bike though in the back roads.

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  • rodgtard July 20, 2007

    ^^^^^^hey big_guns no anger here .the color pink is not worth an argument.i see you in the forums i didnt know you did the peanut gallery. there has been a rash of kids in here lately0

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  • rodgtard July 20, 2007

    talking little kid shit though,they know all the answers,they just dont know all the questions!

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  • big_guns July 20, 2007

    Ya got that right. Rodg!!!! I am only here once in a while. I am not smart enough to be in here!!

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  • caveore July 21, 2007

    Poor dog, screw the bike

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