Old School Asskicking

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Greg J.
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While Chuck Norris was kicking his way to glory in the movies the real world was being taken over by a different for of fighting. Man Humping. There is no good defense against it except to become a man humper yourself. Now watch the ultimate Man-Humper Royce Gracie Hump the manhood out of a Kung-Fu expert with 15 years of experience .

44 Comments
  • darkman78852 July 26, 2007

    Wow. I'm first again. What's this world coming to?

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  • darkman78852 July 26, 2007

    Royce was a badass. He is a badass. But he got caught up to. Hughes beat him down.

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  • badass1 July 26, 2007

    Fuck!

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  • rodgtard July 26, 2007

    weight and strength over speed and experiance

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  • skoal36 July 26, 2007

    sorry but 2 dudes all bowed up together rolling around with a cameraman to tape it?

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  • commoneagle July 26, 2007

    wow... i love it... that is what I've said for years... grapple is the truest test of tuff... i remember when i was concidered the tuffest kid in school and no brag I didnt want the title... I was just a natural good grappler... when you win one or two fights you get a rep it kind of sucks cause i was getting called out all the time and i refuse to loose on purpose thus i never lost... well that was until i moved and spit on the then tuffest kids sisters shoe on accident.. then i just said fuck it i am not going throught this shit any more and blew the fight with her big brother.... ... yep any way also i love seeing what i have also said for years keep hitting the same spot... it is like when we dismantle industrial buildings... just keep hitting the flange and it will eventually break....

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  • skinafuckerrus July 26, 2007

    tenderized that shit meat something proper like.

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  • commoneagle July 26, 2007

    use the path of least resistance don't wear yourself out dog um dog um down it will work allways does//// always did for me....

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  • commoneagle July 26, 2007

    absolute control was an asshole in the bathroom whom i had a bad fight with got his chicken shit fingers in my mouth and started tearing my cheeks apart... dam that was hard to deal with... i think i can still feel it.... control only lasted so long and i had no mercy after that... think he went to the hospital...i know he wasn't in school when i went to the principals office... principal would not say if he was hospitalized but i think so....

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  • commoneagle July 26, 2007

    darkman78852 wrote:

    Wow. I’m first again. What’s this world coming to?.....wow it is comming to someone like you finnally saying somthing about being first with a hint of humor...good job you win the boobie prize for today... three beans... yep magic bean however so if you can figure out how to collect your booobie prize you may have a huge beanstock later this year...

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  • carnutts4sure July 26, 2007

    Most fighters have a weakness if you have the time to study their moves long enough to attack it . Once a fighter is on the ground hand and feet speed are no longer a major use therefore body positioning is a must to take your opponent out . It's like cuminaneaglesass said when he wasn't bragging about his gradeschool fighting over lunch boxes , find the easiest way in and land as many VITAL strikes as you can and if you get out of postion to keep landing in that area , find another way in . Even when somebody has you in a choke hold like Mr. Kung Fu Fighter was giving his oppostion , the guy pounded his rib cage until Kung Fu felt the need to protect them and let go of his hold . And also cuminaneaglesass , when you are in a fight , you fight to win so ripping away at your cheeks with his fingers is perfectly acceptable when you are trying to keep a fucker from whipping your ass . It's like I used to tell dudes , "You may very well whip my ass but I can promise that you aint going to enjoy a fucking minute of doing it " ! As long as you are fighting a guy one on one and no blades or guns come out , then all is fair in love and war baby ! Use what ya brung and hope you brought enough to the fight ! I personally would have bit the motherfuckers fingers off , but that just me if some fuck was tearing my cheeks apart . I had a budy pounding this fuckers ass and he made the mistake of putting his close to the guys mouth and he's missing one now . Should have heard him scream like a little bitch when that finger came off , but I can assure you that the fight was over !

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  • carnutts4sure July 26, 2007

    lmfao ! Not only ...he running out of air ...he can no stopa de blows ....is a terifying feeleeeng mane...ju no ?

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  • lickadslit July 26, 2007

    Like skoal I'm not into watching couple guys rolling around together

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  • goergebush July 26, 2007

    hey "cummingseagull" please explain your stupid retarded eight year old blabbering about bean stalks, and magic boobies prizes..

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  • big_daddy305 July 26, 2007

    carnutts.. you said "I had a budy pounding this fuckers ass and he made the mistake of putting his close to the guys mouth and he’s missing one now"...... sounds kind of gay if you ask me.

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  • big_guns July 26, 2007

    This clip is from "Gracie in Action" It is a great clip showing how ground fighting is surperb to all forms of stand up. This movie is from the early 90's. It is well worth a good look. Just like how now in all the "cage" fights...athletes are well versed in ground fighting. If you don't have ground skills 90% chance you will lose.

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  • commoneagle July 26, 2007

    goergebush wrote:

    hey"cummingseagull"

    please explain your stupid retarded eight year old blabbering about bean stalks, and magic boobiesprizes..

    ........................................ .......................please tell me where you keep you pissy ass lack of a sence of humor... weeener..

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  • commoneagle July 26, 2007

    i'd love to grappel with george can't take a joke bush... prick.

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  • commoneagle July 26, 2007

    i just read it again and i still think it was kind of a funny fist post remark... your don't laugh at anything do you george dush bag... cunt wash... brain less wonder... ... your the kind of asshole i'd like to beat up bad... your shit ass comment about is prikie.. as it your an asshole to the max... now that your think it is foolish to try and be cleaver your the childish one whom in grade school was the kind who made fun of everyone and was in reality the laughing stalk.... yep your magic bean boobie prize for being first post if you ever make it to first post will be rotten fart beans that will blow your digestive tract out.

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  • commoneagle July 26, 2007

    oh i read my magic bean statament again and realize now bush not smart enought to get the drift thus needed explanationi sorry for picking on your bush mommie told me to be patient with dumasses.

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  • hatedogs July 26, 2007

    " i remember when i was concidered the tuffest kid in school" But not the spelling bee champ, I would guess. Yet you were probably smarter than buttfucker commonshitmouth who offers: "now that your think it is foolish to try and be cleaver your the childish one whom in grade school was the kind who made fun of everyone and was in reality the laughing stalk...." Cleaver for clever. He's watching too much "Leave it to Beaver" in carpuke's trailer. 'your' in place of "you're" -- another stellar product of public education; and, 'laughing "stalk" LOL what an ignorant fucking bastard. I wonder if the illiterate motherfucker thinks that laughing 'stalk' is anything like the stalks of rhubarb hanging out of his ass. He slaughters 'whom' too, but what else could you expect? Aside from one half breed Texican motherfucker who collects shit cars that wouldn't get stolen if you left 'em near a Juarez taco stand, this list has the highest concentration of illiterate fuckwads on the fucking planet. It helps explain why production is leaving these shores at warp speed. Get your leaf rakes ready, you fucking chumps: 'cause raking other peoples' yards is what you're gonna be doing before long, and for a long time.

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  • big_daddy305 July 26, 2007

    Shitlooker... I somewhat agree with your motto.. but mine is a bit different. It goes something like this... :If you can't join them, beat them.

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  • sleeko July 26, 2007

    commoneagle...Your right there. Most people think a fight will be some variant of what they see on TV. Not too many people will be expecting you to go for the eyes, mouth, and nads, etc. On the street, anything goes.

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  • carnutts4sure July 26, 2007

    There you go thinking about gay shit again big_daddy when I was talking about sticking a finger in someones mouth during a fight and loosing it in the process ! I saw that picture that you posted of your dick so I can see how you could easily confuse your dick with a finger though !

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  • thundermug July 26, 2007

    I love the guys who "say" they are the baddest. It's like having to say "I'm honest". The toughest kid "in school". lol

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  • carnutts4sure July 26, 2007

    So true thunder , just like "I've seen it all " "been there done that" "I'm the baddest fucking nigger to ever be released back into the real world out of THE BIG HOUSE" , "I took big pink dicks up my black booty and I'm MAD at carnutts for fucking my slutty Puerto Rican whore I call my wife !"

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  • tribalattack July 26, 2007

    but now strikers have the skills to avoid being taken down. B.J.J. had its prime in the nineties but strikers have regained it.

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  • joecommonsense July 26, 2007

    90% of all fights end up grappling on the ground. like i wrote a few clips ago, the 15 year kung fu fighter spent 15 x $400 equals 6,000 dollars to learn how to punch and kick on a mat. All that money and he managed 3 kicks and one punch on this vid. and now's he's probably 'sweeping the broom with a dust pan' cause his school is out of buisness.

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  • brainchowder July 26, 2007

    toughest queers ive ever seen

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  • crusaderrabbit July 27, 2007

    Wow, that was amazing fighting.

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  • crusaderrabbit July 27, 2007

    Shut the fuck up hatedogs, if you'd been in America anytime in the last ten years instead of your daddy's security-gated hacienda in Mexico City or Toronto, you'd know that your poor fellow Mexican Canadians use leaf blowers not rakes to get rid of our leaves. Fighters like this wouldn't even let someone like you in the room to watch.

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  • skinafuckerrus July 27, 2007

    heehee carnivorousforthenutt you can probably be funny if you tried.you escaped the big house cause ya squealed on your own brother.you dont measure your cock from the asshole,proper measurment is from the base.but you would need a cock to begin with.and you wonder why your shlut whore of a wife is the neighborhood cum bag,you fucking shit eel,you're lower than a fly's asshole.

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  • carnutts4sure July 27, 2007

    You are finally getter better at your insults NIGGER ! At least you aren't boring us so much with mindless bumping of those thick juicy NIGGER lips you're packing on your face !

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  • goergebush July 27, 2007

    "Cum on Eagles" You think worst than you spell..i picture you crying as you write, mispelling because your shaking..stop scaring your self with tough talk son..relax and have a good day.

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  • goergebush July 27, 2007

    ..somebody give this guy a hug. No one is going to beat you up in school any more I promise. Heck if you want..you can be my bitch and I'll tell everyone in here to leave you alone too. Oh and hatedog- sorry you had to read what he wrote, it's my fault..we cool?

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  • skinafuckerrus July 27, 2007

    i wont compare my lips with that reamed ass of yours in the pic on the other side.i would be an angry racist to if my asshole was tender like yours.

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  • skinafuckerrus July 27, 2007

    your boring the fuck outta me with this nigger shit,obviously i dont speak bigot.grow an imagination hercules.change up a bit man,your supposed to entertain me guy.nigger,nigger,nigger.i get it,your racist.now be a bigot with ideas you silly skat monkey,just silly.

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  • joecommonsense July 27, 2007

    i miss my italian girlfriend.

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  • nightprowler July 28, 2007

    How do you spend fifteen years learning Kung Fu

    and fail to master the simple art of MOVING THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY when another guy bum-rushes you?

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  • joecommonsense July 28, 2007

    ^^^because the instructor has to earn a paycheck, so they brainwash their students into beleiving that you have to learn years of calculus kung fu and karate, and debrainwash you out of man's natural instincts. Jui-jitsu takes a mental advantage of this, as opponents freeze up clueless when their techniques fail. Watch Bruce Lee's way of the dragon movie, when he gets caught in a neck lock, your first thought is how does he get out of that, but his move is natural instinct.

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  • clownluv July 29, 2007

    u guys type too much lol

    ive been in and seen way better fights

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  • clownluv July 29, 2007

    strange noize tour was tha shit there coming back tothe city aug.27 $31 at the door blaze, techanina,kottonmouth kings,sub noize solders (hed)pe go see it oklahoma city diamond ballroom

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  • mahoney July 30, 2007

    woyce is running out of places to run and he cannot stop da bullets, it's a terrifying feeling,lol.. damn! that dude got owned big time. i bet his girlfriend left him after watching this,lol....

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  • thespider January 20, 2010

    that was jason delucia...the guy royce fucked up in the 3 rd ufc.The dude said hey I still think I can beat your ass give a lil while and we can do it again.Well didnt workout either the second time around.

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