Almost!... Actually that wasn't even close

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Greg J.
4,847 Views 9 years ago

I would like to give you credit for trying but it was such a poor attempt I would assume any less than sane individual could just throw their body in the air and hope for the best. When you get out of the hospital I suggest you practice things like LANDING before you start extreme jumping again.

18 Comments
  • barnessf August 1, 2007

    first

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  • burndog65ca August 1, 2007

    first

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  • burndog65ca August 1, 2007

    FUCK

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  • juggalo_4lyf August 1, 2007

    next time put more balance and/or weight on the bacc of the bike

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  • juggalo_4lyf August 1, 2007

    ^if there iz a next time lol^

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  • lickadslit August 1, 2007

    That had ouch written all over it from the time he left the jump ,gotta keep front end up

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  • sleeko August 1, 2007

    Nice camera work, fucktard!

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  • twistatoe August 1, 2007

    God, I hope he doesn't breed. Dumb ass!!!!

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  • big_daddy305 August 1, 2007

    I hope he tries that again but this time.. with no protective gear.

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  • rodgtard August 1, 2007

    godamn man a little effort goes a long way.try pulling up on the handle bars next time.maybe his helmut weighed him down try it without one next time!

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  • sleeko August 1, 2007

    ^^^Sounds like some of the cars, the Mexicans drive in Baja.

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  • billdgar August 1, 2007

    never ever ease up on the gas nearing the top of the jump, if you do, rev it up when the nose starts to go down it gives possitive torque for less rocks in your teeth

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  • kissieface3769 August 1, 2007

    what it doooooo? :)

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  • rodgtard August 1, 2007

    did he ride the front fork like a unicycle? fuck hes a long way from the scene of the crash

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  • riggs August 1, 2007

    I think he should try again

    he can fly if he trys real hard

    fuckendumass

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  • skoal36 August 2, 2007

    did you knock your wind out, or break a rib? fuck around man look around for my liver it ought to be by the rear of the bike

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  • joecommonsense August 2, 2007

    hammer hammer hammer, tap tap tap, hammer hammer hammer, tap tap tap..here, try this wooden pallet it should keep that sand dune you went through from breaking away again.

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  • skinafuckerrus August 3, 2007

    man i hope he's got bike parts all in his dumb ass.

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