Fake ass survival guy exposed

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Greg J.
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If you have never seen the show Man vs. Wild it's about this ex-French Legionare survivalist who pretends to get dropped off in the middle of nowhere and manage to find his way back to civilization. I want real survivalist shows. Lets get someone stranded on the moon that way we know they aren't faking it.

26 Comments
  • dagun August 15, 2007

    first fuckers

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  • sarahkins August 15, 2007

    nope woulnt cross that bridge im all set

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  • tweek August 15, 2007

    i'm not exactly sure how this "proves" that he's "fake". i know he's supposed to be "by himself" out in the wild.....but honestly, it took u this long to figure out that the camera wasn't magically levitating next to him? that he probably had at least one other person out there filming him? now no, i never thought he was out there in the wild with a actual chance to die but alot of the things he shows you on his show WILL save your life if you're stuck out in the wilderness somewhere.

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  • lickadslit August 15, 2007

    fuck it didn't look any better on the other side why cross it,get back on the helicopter

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  • skinafuckerrus August 15, 2007

    i always imagine someone yelling cut in the background and brandish a cornacopia of refreshments.then scurry the acto..errrr survivalist to an air conditioned trailer,where he complains about a chipped nail,rickets and blurred vision from too much sunlight.he calls for his personal assistant,whom he picked up at the donkey show at a nightclub called"chupa mi'pinga"they do barmitfa's on saturday,megelina!!!oh megelina!!!jess surrr she replies.this island atmosphere is not challenging enough for me he says.could you cram my ass chock full-o-nuts so as i crawl around the wildlife reservation my face has a grimace of sufferation on it.i want this episode to feel real.

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  • rodgtard August 15, 2007

    just over the hill is the honalulu hilton!

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  • spearchucker August 15, 2007

    I can turn on all the faucets in my house

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  • commoneagle August 15, 2007

    he doen't even pretend to be all alone... the camera people are just not supposed to help unless it is a matter of life and death.. he is not faking shit... especially when he does stuff like eat a live fish and some of the other way cool stuff he does just makes the wimps who couldn't do it call it fake... i have watched quite a few of his shows and you can see interviews if you look round the net he tells it like it is... so all the punks who say shit is fake can just be punks doesn't matter to him or to thouse of us who are not punks. fucking punks make me want to puke..... and you'd puke fer sure if you had to survive and do some of the shit this man does on camera for the world to see not faked

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  • commoneagle August 15, 2007

    oh before you go saying shit... try to be at least a little bit in the know... otherwise it makes you look the fool...

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  • playwithit August 15, 2007

    all these survivor shows are fake but the only point is to show you how to survive.

    they are fake because the helicopter comes by evry day but they are real because anything like in a real situation can happen

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  • sleeko August 15, 2007

    tweek..Watch the show "Survivorman". He is alone. Packs his camera gear, himself. No crew. this guy is a complete fraud.

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  • vampirechick August 15, 2007

    I liked the "behind the scenes" show that survivor man did where he complained about having to film a shot of himself walking off into the distance, and come back, gather his camera gear and then walk off into the distance again, and how the need for getting good TV shots in general put a lot of pressure on him because he still had to build a shelter and find food.

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  • sleeko August 15, 2007

    ^^^Like I said, he's the real deal.

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  • bt071971 August 15, 2007

    what they don't show is the pack mule that's with him and the poor bastard has to lug the camera around as well.

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  • skoal36 August 15, 2007

    i'm brian fellows, anybody can walk around on rocks

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  • crusaderrabbit August 15, 2007

    I KNEW this guy was full of shit the first time I saw him. Something was off about him: too young, too arrogant, too much of a showoff and poser (see how he unnecessarily lept across the lava bridge like an acrobat). "Survivorman" is the real deal, as sleeko says.

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  • tweek312 August 15, 2007

    This proves nothing... If you want to see a real survivalist - check out Les Stroud: Survivorman... now that shit is real.

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  • joecommonsense August 16, 2007

    I still beleive he likes to eat decaying zebra testicles with shit salad.

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  • rodgtard August 16, 2007

    rob reidel has a show,killer instinct.hes out back as it gets!

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  • danw1 August 16, 2007

    It's cut short, here's the full vid

    youtube/watch?v=3UpSlpvb1is

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  • danw1 August 16, 2007

    And this takes it to the extreme

    daughtersoftiresias.org/bearwiki/Main_Page

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  • sleeko August 16, 2007

    danw1, That first vid was hoot. He's even phonier, than, I thought...LOL

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  • sleeko August 16, 2007

    danw1, I sensed this guy was a fraud, along time ago. Thanks, for the info. I don't think his contract, will be renewed.

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  • tynster8 August 17, 2007

    theres onetime he jumps in a waterfall and down the buttom you can cleary see that he is wearing a life jacket under hes shirt... fake ass...

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  • soypisto75 August 19, 2007

    i see this video somewhere else...this one is too short...the other video shows the dude in the hat and maroon shirt cross the bridge then the camera pans to the left and theres a freeway there with cars driving by

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  • eastie666 May 12, 2008

    i Think you will find that this mans name is Bear Grylls and is an ex member of the special forces.and he wasn't an ex legonaire he just did the trainning coarse for channel 4. so i think he qualifies as a survival expert dont you. and it is a programme to help people who are in a similar situation. you honestly think someone would risk there lives for ungrateful people like yourselves.

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