Every once in a while your dick is too limp to fuck. Or in medical terms you have some fancy dysfunction. The only way you can screw that fat wife of yours is to stimulate yourself artificially. We have just the pill for you!
don't have that problem
So hard a cat couldn't scratch it......but not real sure about the elevator.
if i love to nibble the kitten would it make my tounge hard when im ready.
Keep dreamin nigger
an erection for four hours? i like to fuck like the next guy,but i think i would almost panic to have a raging hard on for four straight hours!
if i had that id know girls would wanna tickle my pickle
Hey, when I'm done, I want to roll over on my stomach and go to sleep. and i don't want to have to wait 30 hrs, to do it.
your mom is here come and get this bitch of my nuts
mom is here come and get this bitch of my nuts
dont lie niggers, ya'll got a medicine cabinet full of that and viagra
That was really funny! Well done. A 36-hour erection, heck, I'd love to be able to dickslap the heads of those noisy fuckers who take cell calls in the movie theater.
that last part with the elevator is funny as hell! lol
Isn't that Cuba Gooding?
Like Larry David (from Curb Your Enthusiasm) said: All night long??? Don't you get bored???
I won't get at you spearchucker...if I had a 3 in monster like you probably do I'd be jealous too
^^3inch monster you jest,its inverted 6 inches.
is it a dick pill or a pecker pill.. a pecker pill to fill your fantastic fantisees... see now it is not a dick pill or a phil pill it is a pecker pill
hahhahah this was incredibly funny... wen he lifted up the table i was rollin'