Fat lady nearly crashes rescue helicopter

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Greg J.
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The American obesity epidemic almost claimed another victim recently when a flood caused a couple to be trapped by rushing water. A rescue team was dispatched to save them and almost ended up in the drink due to the rescuee's excessive weight.

21 Comments
  • chads2186 August 20, 2007

    Looks like i got it before you Kids could post that first shit!

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  • straticus August 20, 2007

    that will teach you to sit on the couch all day eating junk food

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  • lickadslit August 20, 2007

    note to self sit on skids not hang on to ...beter yet don't drive in deep water

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  • skoal36 August 20, 2007

    shit floats, let it go down stream, no wait then it would end up in my state glad ya saved them okies

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  • skinafuckerrus August 20, 2007

    they should have used harpoons.wait until you see red coming from the blow hole then their easier to control.

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  • sleeko August 20, 2007

    New rule: Anything shown on network news, is not fit for Crazyshit.

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  • shiznitshabam August 20, 2007

    You know why the birds fly upside down over Oklahoma? Because the state ain't worth shittin on!!

    HAHAHAHAHA I crack me up!!

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  • playwithit August 20, 2007

    how is that "the unthinkable"

    anyone can expect a fatass like that to fall off when they are hanging by a hand and a foot.

    the whole time i knew it was going to happens that fat lady was on its sideways.

    am i rite?

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  • crusaderrabbit August 20, 2007

    ^^^ skinafuckerrus why don't you get in the water and let us practice.

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  • crusaderrabbit August 20, 2007

    They should have brought a bigger helicopter.

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  • crusaderrabbit August 20, 2007

    I like how the pilot was flying the chopper with one hand and grabbing the victim with the other. Face it, if these chopper pilots were intelligent enough they would be flying jetliners.

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  • skinafuckerrus August 20, 2007

    im having rabbit stew if you cant control your downsyndrome causing you to hit the wrong keys.

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  • joecommonsense August 20, 2007

    obesity is an epidemic.

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  • tweek312 August 20, 2007

    My applause to the pilot for his amazing performance. Hovering a chopper partially submerged is incredibly dangerous.

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  • crusaderrabbit August 21, 2007

    If skinafuckerrus was piloting this rescue chopper he'd have one hand on his wang and the other on his laptop looking at porn on crazyshit.

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  • leopard August 21, 2007

    She can't help it her mind has been programmed by 'marketeers' eat, buy, eat, spend spend spend

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  • skinafuckerrus August 21, 2007

    hey rabidrabbit why you fucking with me,do you like my shit talking,or do you want a fat,vein riddle cock to show your mami.either yer gonna lose.is it true your eyes bulge out of socket when you see a cock.

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  • skinafuckerrus August 21, 2007

    excuse me crushedrabbit do you have a thing for pain,cause i'm sure i know who you are.when i call the cops over so's your wife can stop beating you,why for the sake of marmaduke,dont you let them drag that heifer off to a barn somewhere.

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  • misterbriggs August 21, 2007

    FAT FUCKING LOSER RETARDS.I seriously hope they didnt damage the helicopter trying to save those fat fucks. do some sit-ups fat ass

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  • busanut199 August 21, 2007

    What a cafuffle

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  • joecommonsense August 21, 2007

    keel hauling use to be for punishment.

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