The jizz detector 5000

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Greg J.
7,829 Views 9 years ago

Ever wonder how many black guys your girlfriend is sleeping with when you aren't around. There is only one way to find out. The Jizz Detector 5000. No better way to catch your girl in the act then to find that jizz the black guys sprayed on your dead grandmothers quilt.

19 Comments
  • bidge632000 August 21, 2007

    first

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  • pellit August 21, 2007

    lol

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  • aussiedoc August 21, 2007

    If you are cheating, would'nt it be a good idea to use a condom? That'd fuck the Jizz Detector 5000.

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  • lickadslit August 21, 2007

    Dont kiss the cocksucker

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  • sleeko August 21, 2007

    Black guys? What's that got to do with black guys?

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  • commoneagle August 21, 2007

    big dicks big wads stereotype sleeko...

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  • sleeko August 21, 2007

    I never had any complaints!

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  • darthmauled August 21, 2007

    Rofl

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  • skoal36 August 21, 2007

    bet she does have a social life, more like the town pump

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  • skinafuckerrus August 21, 2007

    that jizz on her face is from several donors.

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  • skinafuckerrus August 21, 2007

    not the one thats hanging off my cock,take it back.

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  • joecommonsense August 21, 2007

    THAT IS FUCKIN FUNNY AS SHIT. BRITISH ARE THE KING OF SATIRISM.

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  • juggalo_4lyf August 21, 2007

    lmao

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  • crusaderrabbit August 21, 2007

    Most of the men on this site sure have a fixation on black men's penises. Why is that?

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  • amazon02 August 22, 2007

    Haaah haaaaaaaah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh I like it!

    British humour is the best it shits all over u americans! Now all he has to figure out is who's jism is it anyhow?

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  • snortaline August 25, 2007

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahah ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahhaha hahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!haha !!

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  • snoopy August 25, 2007

    lmfao

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  • cellule August 26, 2007

    hell yeah..facial bitch!! At least she did'nt got any in her eyes... I got blamed for my lack of precision when I cum...

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  • vespa150 August 29, 2007

    dont care wot ya al say its funny as fuck

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