Turning you into paper machete

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Greg J.
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What do you get when you mix a thief beating up a pregnant wife with a enraged husband and a machete. Well we have the answer here on videotape. Karma is a bitch.

38 Comments
  • bidge632000 August 21, 2007

    and again lol

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  • lickadslit August 21, 2007

    fucker aint working

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  • aussiedoc August 21, 2007

    I bet he won't do that again.

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  • jomomma August 21, 2007

    Poor fucker has to be saying "kill me...please kill me already".

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  • lickadslit August 21, 2007

    you know what kept that from hurting??..Not a fucking thing

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  • sleeko August 21, 2007

    Good! nuff said!

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  • commoneagle August 21, 2007

    how do we know the story behind this??? what the fuck he may have been someone trying to protect his home when some theif attacked him..greg do you know the real story or what... where do you find this stuff... is there and answer to these questions posted somewhere already? wtf give that fucker some morphine anyway...

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  • commoneagle August 21, 2007

    dam why did I watch that again... dam that's intence shit... crazy shit too...

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  • commoneagle August 21, 2007

    oh well heres the truth... if indeed he is a verifyable thief no mophine and finnish pulling his limbs off and toss um in the garbage. thta is if he is really a fucking scum of the earth liar or thief...

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  • darthmauled August 21, 2007

    eh, just put some windex on it...

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  • Greg J. August 21, 2007

    I can't verify what exactly happen but I can tell you I didn't make it up. I just repeated what the person wrote about it. Your lucky you have any explanation at all. Most the time I find videos like this I have no fucking clue why that dudes arms are hanging by a string. You will drive yourself crazy trying to get an explanation for these videos so just watch and wonder.

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  • chads2186 August 21, 2007

    MEARLY A FLESH WOUND!

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  • skinafuckerrus August 21, 2007

    that fucker got chopped retarted

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  • skoal36 August 21, 2007

    stop your whinning, you are next in line to see the dr

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  • busanut199 August 21, 2007

    in the uk if a thief comes in your house late at night one would be naturaly startled & lash out to protect the family & house, but if you use exessive force to protect ones self then the cops can arrest & prosicute the house owner of gbh? political, human rights, the thief is allready tooled up breaking in, how the fuck did he get in the house in the first place, crow bar, base ball bat, gafa tape, rope, ye like we all go bed tooled up, i do however have a 3ft fuck off sword ready but wouldnt unsheath it because there would be body parts all over the bedroom & the wife would complain red clashes with the colour on the walls already...

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  • skinafuckerrus August 21, 2007

    its the same here in some U.S.states.i got my only felony wringing out this cuban guy that split my sons head open then pushed my wife to the ground.i got home from work and gently asked him why did these t5hings occur.his response:me no peekee inglee.so i asked my wife,i thought you said he spoke to you?she gave me the muhfucka please look.so i walked back to him,now properly heated and commensed to whooping me some cuban,when to my surprise he started screaming in a perfect new york accent,c'mon man,i didin mean it big man.well that earned him a fucking beating he'll feel till he's 80.busanut i feel yar pain.

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  • 69er August 21, 2007

    taking a bite out of crime....uhoh ... i mean taking a slice out of crime.

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  • joecommonsense August 21, 2007

    His boney face tells me he could be a drug addict or is malnutritioned, but that's all i'm going to assume, unless he was at the Harrison county jail, i don't think he worked for aliving. But incase its true, never fuck with a pregnant woman, itll make Reverend Piyce go to Federal.

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  • evilgenius August 21, 2007

    I hope he has a close friend to wipe his ass.

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  • joecommonsense August 21, 2007

    ^^he does look a little like GI Joe.

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  • crusaderrabbit August 21, 2007

    skinafuckerrus we don't have that problem in Texas, we can shoot to kill if someone's stealing our pickup truck. You were justified in dispensing justice the way you did.

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  • leopard August 22, 2007

    That's a bit cruel.

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  • juggalo_4lyf August 22, 2007

    walk it off pussy!

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  • mostliklurdad August 22, 2007

    that really suks it luks like he try and block it wit his arms and got pwned

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  • northernblue August 22, 2007

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ha Ha fuckin' Ha.... What a satisfying video to watch.... The little skinny piece of shit won't be beating any pregnant women again in the near future.....

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  • amazon02 August 22, 2007

    i cant help but wonder how come he not bleedin so much. I guess its because his artery's were cut crossways and closed up on him. he looks like the kinda whinging shit head that doesnt give a fuck about anyone else he hurts but deserves what gets dished out anyways...

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  • carnuttts4sure August 22, 2007

    My nips are hard

    And my poophole's smokin'.

    I need some badassed meat . . . .

    And I ain't jokin'.

    Faaa Q.

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  • rodgtard August 23, 2007

    in moissouri the law states you have the right to protect life and or property.if you use to much force,tell the officers responding to the call(if there is a call he he)that you feared for your life.just keep saying it i feared for my life.jurys around these parts have a soft spot for folks who "feared for there life" hopefully the loser will lose his hands.then he can learn to wipe with stumps!

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  • chewie August 24, 2007

    I SAID CLAP YOUR HANDS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • psychicjim1988 August 25, 2007

    hahaha his fucking hand was hanging off!!!! that just made my night

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  • snortaline August 25, 2007

    shoulda took the good swing at him and ended his shit !!

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  • mangina August 26, 2007

    it's almost like they are waiting for hime to die ?

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  • cellule August 26, 2007

    then let him die. Would be a nice punishment for him to be such an idiot.

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  • catamite August 29, 2007

    how's he gonna masturbate now? all other issues are secondary to this critical question

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  • chloe6 July 28, 2008

    Why he is not bleeding? Is he half dead? BTW, that must hurt a lot...ouch!

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  • dread123 September 18, 2008

    hAPPEND IN BRAZIL

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  • mannixman July 27, 2010

    Bet he won`t do it again!

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  • grimreaper2012 July 25, 2011

    for god sake give him a shot of painkillers"

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