We call our friend will because he is as fat as a killer whale and loves the water. He also loves bearing his man tits for the whole world to enjoy. Now start the gawking because he won't be around for long.
bring out a mexican to repair that divot
fuck it 1st!
and thats fuckin sick
What does it cost to ride that ?
damn he was so hungry he couldnt wait for the salad bar at wendys so he ate the lawn
WOW !!! That fat fucking walrus wanabee.
there is clearly a sign on the box that says no fat bastids;)
It's simple physics: Hull speed is a function of waterline length.
Looks like blubber sliding on a frech fry and landing in dipping.
another lard ass on a slip-n-slide...whoopidy-fucking-doo
he was so fat his gut looked like a hovercraft
that's the biggest land otter I have ever seen.
So thats how they made the "Grand canyon"
that's funny,i don't care who you are, that's funny right there
you should see him drive his car.
" Wheres the dang water gone "
Mr Bint - Walrus impersonator.
look like a minni me fuck im big if ya dont likit suck my whale cock bitches !!1
He reminded me of a plump turkey being ever so slowly passed down the table to be carved.
the only reason they could get him to do it is because they used melted butter not water
LMAO...hey, I thought chris farley was dead