MMMM whaleburgers

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Greg J.
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Nothing washes down a mouth full of blubber fries like a whale steak samich. You really have to try it. It kinda tastes like dolphin which oddly enough tastes a lot like tuna without mayonnaise. Even more strange both of those fish pretty much taste like chicken.

24 Comments
  • fatpizzaguy September 27, 2007

    2nd

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  • fatpizzaguy September 27, 2007

    ok marine biology find dead shit and cut it up???

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  • straticus September 27, 2007

    2nd 2nd

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  • misterbriggs September 27, 2007

    first

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  • misterbriggs September 27, 2007

    wonder what they did with all that meat

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  • spearchucker September 27, 2007

    SUSHI

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  • 2indastink September 27, 2007

    WANK!

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  • lickadslit September 27, 2007

    I would do like I do when I deer hunt ....take the gut pile and toss it out in some fucker that I don't care for driveway.

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  • thetruthbehere September 27, 2007

    Whale stew anyone?

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  • drdumb September 27, 2007

    send the shit too that whale lovin bitch house! fuckit pull that bitch out to sea let jaws eat it film that !!1

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  • chuud2002 September 27, 2007

    Ron Burgundy: "Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."

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  • first1shit September 27, 2007

    11th, try blowning it up, oh wait that didn't work last time.

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  • sleeko September 27, 2007

    Despite warnings from surfers, the whale parts are buried on the beach. Over time, the oils leach out thru the sand, creating a long term chum slick. They did this, with a bunch of seal carcuses, on my home beach. For the next 2 years, there was scads of sharks, in the water. The lawyers are just waiting for someone to get bit.

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  • godless1 September 27, 2007

    I want to see it on the slip and slide

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  • peoplevshoople September 27, 2007

    See!!! That was the fat guy sliding yesterdays clip...he should have quit while he was ahead!!!!

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  • skinafuckerrus September 27, 2007

    i can tell you whats killing the animals."STOP PUMPING YOUR SEWAGE INTO OUR OCEANS"you dirty hobbits.

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  • twistatoe September 27, 2007

    what the fuck was graphic about that?!?! It was DEAD! It wasn't crying or beggin for mercy! It was a a dead chunk of animal flesh that was chopped up.........WTF?!?!?!

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  • hillbilly2001 September 27, 2007

    Somewhere, several miles off the coast, is a ship full of whale watchers that aren't seeing jackshit. Now ain't that justice.

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  • joecommonsense September 27, 2007

    yeah thats a good point skinafuc, opened its mouth for some fresh salt fish and scooped up some shit. what will they find with all their test, the university of e.coli graduation ceremonies. toxicology results...japscat

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  • tweek312 September 27, 2007

    I suppose its nescessary to point out that these whales are not dying from "natural causes". Thats why they are so interested in why so many are dying. One theory is that the whales are migrating to waters which are designated as "ship lanes" a kind of freeway on the ocean; but for ships. Since the ships are much faster than the whales; they can be easily easily broadsided by a ship passing by. Note that this is JUST A THEORY - there is only a small amount of evidence to support the idea that whales are being struck by large cargoships. Surely the mathimatical possibility of a whale and a ship intersecting at any point; let alone at a right angle and at nearly the same depth.

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  • ikill September 28, 2007

    boo hoo just sell them to the japs for their lunch food

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  • joecommonsense September 29, 2007

    tweek i don't think wales have the ability to reason that way, i think they're eating shit.

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  • themachinist September 29, 2007

    I was waiting for jonas to come walking out that mutherfucker

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  • seanyboy October 1, 2007

    ya muvvas fell asleep on the beach again

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