Why humans don't fly

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Greg J.
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God gave a special gift to birds that he didn't give to humans. That is a light body frame and wings so they could lift up into the air with ease. That's why you should really think over the flying thing until you watch a couple videos of people falling from the sky and bouncing on the ground.

22 Comments
  • skinafuckerrus September 30, 2007

    hang there,i'll get help

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  • djdynasty September 30, 2007

    Fucking retarded. Too bad he didnt go straight into some power lines. sizzle frizzle

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  • gummybear September 30, 2007

    How's that funny? That poll needs to be charged with 1,000,000 volts and needs to be hanging by his neck.

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  • doobie September 30, 2007

    gay

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  • fuckedinfresno September 30, 2007

    "I'll just hang out here for a while..."

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  • fuckedinfresno September 30, 2007

    ..and that's a ski lift tower, not a power pole.

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  • st1d2db1 September 30, 2007

    Now you know what it feels like to be a dingleberry!

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  • 2indastink September 30, 2007

    pile of shit....cheers.

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  • crusaderrabbit September 30, 2007

    Typical dumbass Europeans.

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  • crusaderrabbit September 30, 2007

    A video like this proves that Euros are more sophisticated than Americans. An American, for fun, would rather fill a beater with firecrackers, light it, then drive it off a ramp into a lake. Who do you think has more fun? Who looks more stupid?

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  • boppalilbit September 30, 2007

    where is the chink to catch the shit that should be falling out of that persons pant leg

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  • thetruthbehere September 30, 2007

    ultimate swing

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  • fatpizzaguy September 30, 2007

    female drivers suck!!!!! nothing personal just experience

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  • theblob06 September 30, 2007

    oh shoot

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  • seanyboy October 1, 2007

    " He might aswell take a steaming hot piss on them there powerlines "

    Phil Numptie - SuicideByParaglideSociety (S.B.P.S.)

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  • hagusbenwa October 2, 2007

    Pink gliders are for losers

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  • hiram October 2, 2007

    crusaderrabbit wrote:

    A video like this proves that Euros are more sophisticated than Americans. An American, for fun, would rather fill a beater with firecrackers, light it, then drive it off a ramp into a lake. Who do you think has more fun? Who looks more stupid?

    Cast your mind back to when you fucked up yanks were duped into the Patriot Act....Now who's fuckin stupid?

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  • killlagger468 October 3, 2007

    play a real mans sport...golf perhaps

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  • commoneagle October 3, 2007

    Jed clampett and Jethro could shoot flies off the north wall of the estate and i bet the could shoot them there strings too. that'd get him down.

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  • joecommonsense October 5, 2007

    and the next event will be the slam dunk contest on that basketball hoop over there mounted on the power pole holding 125,000 volt wires.....and after that will be hopscotch somewhere on interstate 95, and another event will be who can survive while bleeding in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and another one is how to pet a grizzly bear, and the final event will be how far can you walk with your dick haning out before you get arrested.....what an idiot.

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  • tetra13 October 6, 2007

    arnt adults supposed to be some sort of role models for kids, and their flying stupid gliders near power lines?

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  • tetra13 October 6, 2007

    first of all kids arnt supposed to be watching this on crazyshit i fucking kno that, but this isn't the only site this is posted on im quite sure, second fuck u "misterbriggs" just had to add that-

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