Perfect Carrying case for your girlfriend

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Greg J.
7,199 Views 9 years ago

I can't think of a better way to travel with your significant other. All you have to do is seal her up before you leave and she won't do all that pesky aging or be able to go out and do things on her own. That's ok though because she's your possession and can't leave your house without permission anyways.

36 Comments
  • twistatoe October 6, 2007

    asians are some weird mother fuckers.

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  • theoneandonly October 6, 2007

    I thought he was gonna zoom in on a pussy.

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  • boppalilbit October 6, 2007

    I was waiting for them to fill that bag full of poop

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  • d90girl October 6, 2007

    LAME

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  • lillix October 6, 2007

    for the pimp on the go

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  • zedex October 6, 2007

    The only way to keep your camel toe fresh

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  • adrao October 6, 2007

    asians are soo hhott and yes i saw that camel toe!

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  • 2indastink October 6, 2007

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  • misterbriggs October 6, 2007

    first, bitches !!!!!!

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  • skoal36 October 6, 2007

    what is the expiration date on the slope

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  • thetruthbehere October 6, 2007

    neat, I have to try that on my pets

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  • mustafafag October 6, 2007

    Hate it when they do that pesky aging

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  • sleeko October 6, 2007

    Asian Seal-A-Meal. Just add hot water, a couple of turds.

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  • detroitleanin October 6, 2007

    Sick! Yet oddly erotic

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  • granburytx October 6, 2007

    THATS ONE WAY TO KEEP HER FRESH AND POOP FREE

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  • pull_my_hair99 October 6, 2007

    Packaged Wrap for Freshness.

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  • froggerjan17 October 6, 2007

    The Glad difference Unlike any other wrap, GLAD Press'n Seal wrap's patented Griptex technology creates a form-fitting seal when you press it. Use it to seal air out to keep your asian fresh.

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  • ruberneck October 7, 2007

    God I love this website!

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  • rush October 7, 2007

    just think what if we could do that do all the nips in the world!

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  • crusaderrabbit October 7, 2007

    I picked up one of these on QVC for $49.99, vacuum cleaner not included. Freaky Jap girl accessory was an extra $19.95.

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  • blaed October 7, 2007

    NRFB! (never remove from box)

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  • ayecuhhh October 7, 2007

    Ok, But instead of doing that, y dont you fuck her?

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  • shiznitshabam October 7, 2007

    Looks like HanSolo from Starwars!! Crazy Bitch!!

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  • nightman October 7, 2007

    i,ll take two...always hungry an hour later after eating asian

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  • ruberneck October 7, 2007

    I've heard of putting a bag over a girls head - but this is ridiculous!

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  • magnumjack October 7, 2007

    i guess this is the new full body condom... always want to protect yourself, never know where those crazy Asians have been

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  • seanyboy October 7, 2007

    she must have so long pubes

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  • hatedogs October 7, 2007

    Did any of yoyur goddamn little fettid retards notice the cute little camel toe on the Jap?

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  • ikill October 8, 2007

    perfect in the office or maybe on a long flight!

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  • cuda1179 October 8, 2007

    Well, with her sealed in, at least we don't have to smell the shit on her breath.

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  • hagusbenwa October 8, 2007

    Wonder what the postage on that letter will be?

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  • anonwhocares October 8, 2007

    yeah but how well can she fly the mellinum falcon?

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  • coltpale October 8, 2007

    its not carbonite but it'll work

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  • joecommonsense October 9, 2007

    if i had a girlfriend who did that i'd probably sprain my nut ligaments everytime i blew by load inside her.

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  • fatpizzaguy October 10, 2007

    mail order brides seal for freshness use within 30 days of purchase

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  • txdps November 21, 2007

    Two Things

    1 nice cameltoe

    2 that has murder weapon all over it asian ppl r fuckin wierd

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