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Greg J.
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For the first time in Extreme sports history a participant was adequately protected against his own stupidity. He even went so far as to get something to keep him from smashing his teeth in on the ground. Bet that shit still hurt.

26 Comments
  • twistatoe October 13, 2007

    First :D

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  • twistatoe October 13, 2007

    I'm still shocked, honestly. I can't believe he's actually wearing a helmet.

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  • fatpizzaguy October 13, 2007

    if he had a cape on he would have made it

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  • tudder October 13, 2007

    4th bitches!

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  • 2indastink October 13, 2007

    rape him.

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  • traczyk October 13, 2007

    *claps* that was nice.

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  • pearlbeater October 13, 2007

    ...SAFE!!!!

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  • jomomma October 13, 2007

    there's still one pin standing. try again and pick up the spare.

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  • 2indastink October 13, 2007

    no more FUCKING BIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....i fucking hate them.

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  • sleeko October 13, 2007

    What was he think'n? He wasn't even close to clear'n those steps. About 25MPH short.

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  • skoal36 October 13, 2007

    so close but still so far, that's what i'm talkin bout

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  • thetruthbehere October 13, 2007

    I thought for sure the guard rail standing were going to side swip his head...bummer

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  • misterbriggs October 13, 2007

    first, bitches !!!

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  • hillbilly2001 October 13, 2007

    Shoes? check. Internal organs intact? check. All teeth accounted for? check.

    Why the fuck is this video on crazyshit?

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  • tom004 October 14, 2007

    Allah Ackbar!!! Dibs on his sandals. Oh wait, wrong continent.

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  • slaytanic454 October 14, 2007

    The point is to NOT clear the steps, he was going too fast. At that speed, with that much suspension, on a bike that heavy, stars are like a ramp. Landing on flat ground after dropping 15 feet would be worse.

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  • slaytanic454 October 14, 2007

    (Well, that and he pulled back waaaaay too much on the bars. The idea is to match the angle of the bike with the angle of the transition; the stairs, in this case)

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  • digitalechoz October 14, 2007

    Ya know, if he wanted to clean the sidewalks all he had to do was grab a broom.Dumbass.

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  • hiram October 14, 2007

    shoulda broke his fuckin neck

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  • commoneagle October 14, 2007

    protection whoooasa what da ya know someone with a brain in his helmet.

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  • hatedogs October 14, 2007

    "The point is to NOT clear the steps, he was going too fast. At that speed, with that much suspension, on a bike that heavy, stars are like a ramp. Landing on flat ground after dropping 15 feet would be worse." I got your "clear the steps" hangin' out the head of my fucking dick, you mongoliod looking shovel full of monkey shit, you fucking bastard. Goddamn motherfuckers like you deverve to be boiled alive in a big fucking bowel of yo' mamma's fucking shitty potato salad, you bastard.

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  • slaytanic454 October 15, 2007

    If there's things "hanging out the head of your dick", you might wanna get that checked out. Gonorrhea is a nasty disease.

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  • joecommonsense October 15, 2007

    go to the gym before you try that again because your bike or whatever it is has to much dead weight.

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  • seanyboy October 15, 2007

    Face sliding championships

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  • fuqiraq October 16, 2007

    Hey. That's a first. He was wearing a helmet.

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  • thehoff May 30, 2008

    Yeah, those pads saved his ass, but they don't absorb 100% of the impact, more just keep your skin on and generally keep your bones from getting crushed which is more often than not good.

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