For the first time in Extreme sports history a participant was adequately protected against his own stupidity. He even went so far as to get something to keep him from smashing his teeth in on the ground. Bet that shit still hurt.
I'm still shocked, honestly. I can't believe he's actually wearing a helmet.
if he had a cape on he would have made it
*claps* that was nice.
there's still one pin standing. try again and pick up the spare.
no more FUCKING BIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....i fucking hate them.
What was he think'n? He wasn't even close to clear'n those steps. About 25MPH short.
so close but still so far, that's what i'm talkin bout
I thought for sure the guard rail standing were going to side swip his head...bummer
first, bitches !!!
Shoes? check. Internal organs intact? check. All teeth accounted for? check.
Why the fuck is this video on crazyshit?
Allah Ackbar!!! Dibs on his sandals. Oh wait, wrong continent.
The point is to NOT clear the steps, he was going too fast. At that speed, with that much suspension, on a bike that heavy, stars are like a ramp. Landing on flat ground after dropping 15 feet would be worse.
(Well, that and he pulled back waaaaay too much on the bars. The idea is to match the angle of the bike with the angle of the transition; the stairs, in this case)
Ya know, if he wanted to clean the sidewalks all he had to do was grab a broom.Dumbass.
shoulda broke his fuckin neck
protection whoooasa what da ya know someone with a brain in his helmet.
"The point is to NOT clear the steps, he was going too fast. At that speed, with that much suspension, on a bike that heavy, stars are like a ramp. Landing on flat ground after dropping 15 feet would be worse." I got your "clear the steps" hangin' out the head of my fucking dick, you mongoliod looking shovel full of monkey shit, you fucking bastard. Goddamn motherfuckers like you deverve to be boiled alive in a big fucking bowel of yo' mamma's fucking shitty potato salad, you bastard.
If there's things "hanging out the head of your dick", you might wanna get that checked out. Gonorrhea is a nasty disease.
go to the gym before you try that again because your bike or whatever it is has to much dead weight.
Face sliding championships
Hey. That's a first. He was wearing a helmet.
Yeah, those pads saved his ass, but they don't absorb 100% of the impact, more just keep your skin on and generally keep your bones from getting crushed which is more often than not good.
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