Call the next of kin

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Greg J.
10,554 Views 9 years ago

I am 100% positive this man will not survive the rest of the encounter you are about to witness. If you recognize him at all please call one of his relatives and inform them of the bad news. Just don't tell them how he died because no one should have to know what he went through.

39 Comments
  • lickadslit October 14, 2007

    Happy happy joy joy did someone cut the legs off of this frog it ain't going nowheres?

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  • misterbriggs October 14, 2007

    first, bitches !!!!!

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  • stompin78 October 14, 2007

    Poor matress !

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  • misterbriggs October 14, 2007

    i feel queasy

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  • godless1 October 14, 2007

    for the first time in her life Rosie O'Donnel was truly happy, falling in love with dick all over again.

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  • russian17boy October 14, 2007

    damn someone shoot the poor bustard to end his nasty torture

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  • lickadslit October 14, 2007

    I don't care how fast she flaps her arms that bitch ain't gonna fly.

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  • meatballsauce October 14, 2007

    He is actually fucking her fat-flaps. She is just riding him for the fun. The sweat makes the penis moist.

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  • jomomma October 14, 2007

    notice that they are in a hotel room...you might be sleeping on that bed on your next road trip. free willy!

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  • gurtman23 October 14, 2007

    thats nasty, id rather rape a mountain goat

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  • magnumjack October 14, 2007

    i think hes already dead

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  • sleeko October 14, 2007

    Unless, his dick is at least a foot long, he'll never....oh, never mind.

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  • skoal36 October 14, 2007

    where is his white cane?

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  • anonwhocares October 14, 2007

    thank god for pocket coils

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  • wileys_farm October 14, 2007

    just nasty

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  • fuckedinfresno October 14, 2007

    I didn't know the Michelin man had a ssiter.

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  • spearchucker October 14, 2007

    Poor girl was only trying to fly.

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  • thetruthbehere October 14, 2007

    haha

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  • hatedogs October 14, 2007

    At least he's fuckin'. I'm sitting here wastin' another good evening on CS.

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  • tudder October 14, 2007

    Damn thats my ex wife. I better not let her see me, im about five alimony checks behind on her..

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  • doc October 14, 2007

    I fucking liked that SONG... you assholes just ruined it for life! For the love of GOD!

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  • doc October 14, 2007

    The bitch is gonna fly away by her FLAPJACKS!!!

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  • kiki24 October 14, 2007

    I think she has panties on....so he is just prolly in a roll

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  • atom October 15, 2007

    Fucking slitch! Hey! That's my fucking ex-wife!!

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  • fatpizzaguy October 15, 2007

    fatty blew a fart and skinny was dead

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  • fuckedinfresno October 15, 2007

    She's so fat her bathtub has stretch marks.

    She's so fat her ass has it's own gravity.

    She's so fat she's protected by GreenPeace.

    She's so fat that she can't help but step on a crack, she makes her own.

    She's so fat when she wears gray sweats they think the Goodyear blimp has crashed.

    But, just like a moped, fat chicks are fun to ride until your friends see you on one.

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  • samson_bessus October 15, 2007

    chickendance ebaumsworld

    i should sew for plagerisim

    next they will have the milk shake girl here lool

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  • joecommonsense October 15, 2007

    nasty

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  • seanyboy October 15, 2007

    hes slowly being sucked in someone save him

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  • ayecuhhh October 15, 2007

    So is he wearing a blind fold?

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  • big-e October 15, 2007

    thats hatedogs mom makeing me money god damn

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  • coltpale October 15, 2007

    i think he died sometime at the beginning of the vid. he isn't moving at all

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  • kiki24 October 15, 2007

    It woulda been funny as hell if her tits knocked her out!! hahaha....and he has shorts on...she has panties and a bra....I dont think they are doing it right....

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  • d90girl October 15, 2007

    I just puked all over my laptop...thanks

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  • diesel91 October 16, 2007

    It's softcore porn for fatties!

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  • shaggonwaggon October 16, 2007

    who let fatzilla get out?

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  • lorilee32 October 18, 2007

    Why are they wearing undies?

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  • sexylea November 6, 2007

    hahahaha and hear i thought my boobs bounced alot lmao

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  • dreamchaser63 May 17, 2008

    she should start her own aerobics video thats got to burning up some mega calories and at the same time she'll make the fat people feel skinny

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