Every once in a while you find a video that shows you love is universal. Even animals aren't shy about humping inanimate objects. I guess humans weren't the first species to substitute sexual partners for dishware.
Now just how in the hell did that turtle get up there in the first place,The fucker was coached.
recycled video 1st
lickadslit - quit spanking your monkey to turtle porn!
^^ and what is wrong with turtle porn?^^ Do you have something against reptiles?
Just do it like they do in the discovery channel...
sorry turtle you are getting sloppy seconds
i never thought about a turtle having an "oooh" face
damn it lickadslit, you're right. i can't lie, turtle porn is the shit!
first, bitches !!!!!
i have to say thats about the funniest thing i have seen since i saw my dick
^^^ that long between laughs ??? ^^^
a turtle with a hard on? looks like a tank.
nasty, scaly dog knot
enjoy it turtle cause when that pan gets flipped over your gonna get cooked
thats how they harvest the turtle wax
what a champ.
^^^ Nah! Ya think? Don't you have a turtle that can jump up on the stove?
Lol that stomping noise is gonna be haunting me for a lil while
ha,ha,ha...made me horny...lol
didnt make me horny but funny as fuck.
Woc is wrong with these turtles nowadays?
No wonder the species is soon to be exstinct....
now i really don't care whom you be... that is funn eee..
now that's the perfect porn.... belly up to the bar for perfect porn
I'm not much on pans but I love pot
if jay paid his dish washer he wouldn't have cum in his pots.
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