Proof love is blind

crazyshit
5,568 Views 9 years ago

Every once in a while you find a video that shows you love is universal. Even animals aren't shy about humping inanimate objects. I guess humans weren't the first species to substitute sexual partners for dishware.

29 Comments
  • lickadslit October 15, 2007

    Now just how in the hell did that turtle get up there in the first place,The fucker was coached.

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  • cockyass October 15, 2007

    recycled video 1st

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  • jomomma October 15, 2007

    lickadslit - quit spanking your monkey to turtle porn!

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  • lickadslit October 15, 2007

    ^^ and what is wrong with turtle porn?^^ Do you have something against reptiles?

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  • thetruthbehere October 15, 2007

    Just do it like they do in the discovery channel...

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  • skoal36 October 15, 2007

    sorry turtle you are getting sloppy seconds

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  • nme01 October 15, 2007

    I see....

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  • misterbriggs October 15, 2007

    i never thought about a turtle having an "oooh" face

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  • jomomma October 15, 2007

    damn it lickadslit, you're right. i can't lie, turtle porn is the shit!

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  • misterbriggs October 15, 2007

    first, bitches !!!!!

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  • fatpizzaguy October 15, 2007

    i have to say thats about the funniest thing i have seen since i saw my dick

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  • misterbriggs October 15, 2007

    ^^^ that long between laughs ??? ^^^

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  • hiram October 15, 2007

    a turtle with a hard on? looks like a tank.

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  • misterbriggs October 15, 2007

    nasty, scaly dog knot

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  • coltpale October 15, 2007

    enjoy it turtle cause when that pan gets flipped over your gonna get cooked

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  • anonwhocares October 15, 2007

    thats how they harvest the turtle wax

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  • traczyk October 15, 2007

    what a champ.

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  • tudder October 15, 2007

    Fake..

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  • sleeko October 15, 2007

    ^^^ Nah! Ya think? Don't you have a turtle that can jump up on the stove?

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  • magnumjack October 15, 2007

    Lol that stomping noise is gonna be haunting me for a lil while

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  • d90girl October 15, 2007

    ha,ha,ha...made me horny...lol

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  • joecommonsense October 15, 2007

    didnt make me horny but funny as fuck.

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  • realmzzz October 15, 2007

    Funny

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  • seanyboy October 16, 2007

    Woc is wrong with these turtles nowadays?

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  • seanyboy October 16, 2007

    No wonder the species is soon to be exstinct....

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  • commoneagle October 16, 2007

    now i really don't care whom you be... that is funn eee..

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  • commoneagle October 16, 2007

    now that's the perfect porn.... belly up to the bar for perfect porn

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  • nevershameless October 16, 2007

    I'm not much on pans but I love pot

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  • skinafuckerrus October 23, 2007

    if jay paid his dish washer he wouldn't have cum in his pots.

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