Wanna hump my RC helicopter Gash?

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Greg J.
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I just cut open a huge hole on my leg and I was wondering if anyone wanted to rent it for a couple hours. It's looks like it hurts alot and it does but after I crashed my super expensive RC helicopter into my leg I realized I had a new way to generate income. Now to find a street corner to make all that money for the hospital bills, new RC helicopter, and while I'm at it I'll buy a life.

36 Comments
  • russian17boy October 27, 2007

    first post bitches

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  • fuckedinfresno October 27, 2007

    Good thing it didn't hit his crotch...but he's English, like he uses his dick anyway...

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  • twistatoe October 27, 2007

    Jesus fuckin' christ!! is ANYTHING safe anymore?

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  • hiram October 27, 2007

    fuckedupfresno: Send your bitch over here to UK so a REAL man can fuck her. One thing's for sure, she won't go back to be fucked by your head coz that's where your dick is...dickhead!

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  • jomomma October 27, 2007

    these fuckers can't win. it's either soccer or helicopters. get a real hobby...like spanking your monkey.

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  • boppalilbit October 27, 2007

    Man "OUCH" this shit sure looks worse when the persons still alive but still lmao

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  • digitalechoz October 27, 2007

    Now that he's figured out he's not smart enough to fly a toy helicopter he can go back to baking cupcakes at hirams house of happy pastries.

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  • fatpizzaguy October 27, 2007

    i wish they showed it happen.. at least it wasnt his dick

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  • hiram October 27, 2007

    digitalarseholz: Was I talking to u? No. So shut the fuck up limp dick. I don't hear you decrying those tits on skateboards, bmx's etc when 99.9% of them are retarded yanks like yourself...God bless America!

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  • hiram October 27, 2007

    ...and listen to the words being used...the guy said "he's been hit by a helicopter" not that he was in control of one.

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  • rush October 27, 2007

    HMMM...please, the last time I cut by a helicopter I was able to put my arms and legs back together within a few minutes!!

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  • twistatoe October 27, 2007

    hiram, the reason the yanks cry about their skateboard injuries is because our teeth are too pretty to be losing them! Unlike you English bastards. It might even be an improvement to chip a few for you guys. :lol:

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  • pablosdog October 28, 2007

    ouch!! delivering smack to the Brits about their God awful teeth. hahaha you are an evil little bitch, twista. How about we tease 'em cause they are so pale they're almost clear! hahaha or how about their food! Their cuisine is like an episode of Fear Factor ewww!

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  • evilgenius October 28, 2007

    yes Hiram, God bless America. We keep the medical industry going strong. My motto is "teach peace or i'll kick your ass" Re: WWII

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  • evilgenius October 28, 2007

    If it wern't for the US the UK, France, Italy and the rest of Europe would be doing the goose step right now.

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  • sckmesideways October 28, 2007

    wasn't he in european vacation with chevy chase.

    it's only a flesh wound. honestly

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  • joecommonsense October 28, 2007

    the last thing on his mind is his helicopter, the first thing on his mind is his leg, the second thing on his mind is punching that fukin camera man all up in his face.

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  • ike1998 October 28, 2007

    This shit about this kid peddling his gashed leg as a fuckable crotch to pay his hospital bill doesn't apply here in the UK its "Free" health care unlike in the US. Over that big pond if you can't pay you fucking "Die"!

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  • hiram October 28, 2007

    well said ike. Just watched the only decent yank called Michael Moore's new 'sicko'...Must be the most ripped off nation by it's own government..9/11...patriot act..trilateral commission etc...if this is the 'American Dream', they can fuckin have it..useless turds

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  • godless1 October 28, 2007

    if you like micheal moore so much you can have him. most of us in the States don't really want to claim him. and the free health care...yep but you may die waiting in line to get it.

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  • pablosdog October 29, 2007

    our health care is fucked but at least I can get a job here. you limeys have 15% or 20% unemployment. mwuahahaha.

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  • joecommonsense October 29, 2007

    hey ike i agree with you, cause that soccer sprain i talked about on the soccer clip, that happened in Wales, and i was like do they need insurance info, and they were like no its free, and i was like WHOT U GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, that was 1993. But US hospitals dont let people die with no insurance, save first bills later.

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  • ike1998 October 29, 2007

    Well godless1, as one who has just had my Gall Bladder out, I certainly didn't fucking die waiting!

    Our NHS isn't perfect, but it doesn't matter if you have one dollar or a million dollars you get the same treatment and its as good as anything you've got in the US and probably a lot better.

    And for Pablosdog, you are mouthing a load of shite! We have high employment here so much so we have of thousands of Mid and Eastern Europeans working here.

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  • gunsnsandwchs October 29, 2007

    holey moly :)

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  • hiram October 29, 2007

    Dickless1 and Pablosdogturd, u should consider Michael Moore a fuckin hero. If there were more people like him in the states, u wouldn't be in the shit ur in now.

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  • ike1998 October 29, 2007

    evilgenius, you obviously don't your history. The UK was never overrun in World War II, unlike almost all of Europe. As for the Italians and the dictator Mussolina. They thew their hands in with the German war machine. The US never came in until the indignity faced at Pearl Harbour at which point they had no option. Perhaps if the US had have had the guts to come in when Poland was overrun in 1939, the whole thing could have been ended much sooner........your either in like a bloody bull in a china shop or at the arse end when its the clearing up thats needing done!

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  • seanyboy October 29, 2007

    Those crazy yanks...... Probably another freindly fire inccident hahahaha

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  • seanyboy October 29, 2007

    Just too much negative to my positive vibe!!!

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  • joecommonsense October 30, 2007

    the US didn't first get involved in WWII because they felt it wasn't thier war, but Americans were voluntarily and secretly helping and dying for the British. The US involvment in WWII laid the foundation for its world involvment in policy and conflicts

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  • joecommonsense October 30, 2007

    ^^^why did i write that???? It was a fuking remote control helicopter.

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  • ike1998 October 30, 2007

    joecommonsense, you are quite correct in that individual Americans did support the UK in World War II by joining the UK forces, risking and sacrificing their lives. You should be aware that this was a two way process and when indeed the US did come in for eg: my own Dad was in the US training US forces at Miles Standish Army/Air Force base near Boston. How ever as a nation your government obviously didn't think it was a cause worth fighting for until they were given a bloody nose from the Japanese.

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  • joecommonsense October 31, 2007

    well if it wasn''t for the japs, the whole world would be speakin German.

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  • hiram October 31, 2007

    and twistedtit...i suppose your beauty qualifies you for Miss UAS?....yeah, right!

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  • hiram October 31, 2007

    USA I mean

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  • hiram October 31, 2007

    ...and if it wasn't for us Brits, you would still be using fuckin bows and arrows!

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  • dean_wil74 November 5, 2007

    fred was horrified to find a vagina growing on his leg

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