Leg falls asleep on soldiers duty

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Greg J.
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Nothing spells prepared like jumping out of the chopper and realizing your leg fell asleep. Maybe you could convince your squadmates that you were doing a special dance that helps you dodge bullets. Of course they won't believe it and wind up pissing their pants laughing.

22 Comments
  • jomomma October 30, 2007

    you're a dead motherfucker. charlie is laughing his ass off while he's lining you up in his site.

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  • oicu8abullet October 30, 2007

    1 word. FuKT.

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  • oicu8abullet October 30, 2007

    limp limp BANG! limp limp BANG, FuCK I'M DEAD!

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  • fatpizzaguy October 30, 2007

    i bet if he shot his leg it would wake up

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  • digitalechoz October 30, 2007

    Now that is balls, start dancing a jig right there on the drop off site.

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  • thetruthbehere October 30, 2007

    Kool dance moves

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  • ramafistfadge October 30, 2007

    well done soldier you'll go far...!

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  • lickadslit October 30, 2007

    fuck my leg ain't asleep I've got my dick stuck in my zipper.

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  • darkman78852 October 30, 2007

    I've seen this before. His leg was asleep. He broke his ankle jumping off the chopper. He was pretty much fucked after that.

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  • pulliniron October 30, 2007

    he's gonna get every onr of em killed

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  • rush October 30, 2007

    OMG there really is a Forrest Gump!

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  • godless1 October 30, 2007

    no man left behind!! fuck it leave him behind!!

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  • hatedogs October 30, 2007

    That's the trouble with relying on the Illinois National Guard. Like Snagglepussy, they prefer to hobble off into the woods to shoot at things that don't shoot back. Send 'em after humans -- who can and do shoot back -- and look what happens!

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  • taylorjaytammy October 31, 2007

    dumbass keeps steppin on it like its gonna work this time ooop fuck okay this time ah fuck

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  • joecommonsense October 31, 2007

    too bad that was after breakdancin went out of style, i wouldve called it something stupid like sleepwalkin or kneejerkin. hes gonna have some serious pins and needles like a mother fuker.

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  • joecommonsense October 31, 2007

    i wouldn't carry him, i would just hold his hand cause he probably shit his pants too and didn't know it, something that serious would go numb al the way up the ass. umm hm, yheah, when you come out of it you start to feel your asshole again and it feels like you got a log of shit stuck in your ass. yeah, i hate flying in C-130s

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  • joecommonsense October 31, 2007

    but i never comeout looking like that, not infront of the bitches in uniform.

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  • cyberraven October 31, 2007

    fuck that! he gets shot i don't!

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  • skoal36 October 31, 2007

    where was his skateboard

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  • seanyboy October 31, 2007

    Elvis has just left the building.

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  • pablosdog November 2, 2007

    rush, did you not see forrest gump? he may have been simple minded but, in the movie at least, he was a good soldier. got a silver or bronze star I think.

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  • laura_ashley December 8, 2007

    hahaha

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