This sidewalk faceplant tastes funny

Greg J. User Avatar
Greg J.
5,561 Views 9 years ago

Nothing like faceplanting on the concrete to make you feel like your still alive. That is unless you were going too fast then your brains end up spread all over the pavement with no way of being put back again. If you don't learn now the sidewalk will eventually teach you.

  • oicu8abullet October 30, 2007

    Billions of helmetless brain cells destroyed every year in the attempt to look cool.

  • digitalechoz October 30, 2007

    A girl showed him her tits and thats what he was running from.Skater fags.

  • fatpizzaguy October 30, 2007

    his mom should have swallowed

  • thetruthbehere October 30, 2007

    Forget sandals I got dibs on his Airwalks

  • big_guns October 30, 2007

    "Dude did you get my shoes?"

  • ramafistfadge October 30, 2007

    dear diary...dont know why? but felt like a real cunt again...!

  • lickadslit October 30, 2007

    Ah shucks now sound I wanted to hear the little pussy cry.

  • jomomma October 30, 2007

    i just love the dude leaning on the parking meter - he has that "i don't give a fuck that you just busted your skinny ass" attitude.

  • godless1 October 30, 2007

    I am sure it sounded like a great idea on the drawing board, but in practice, you become a candidate for the Darwin award, dumbass

  • rush October 30, 2007

    ...I think he just lost his spot on the cheer leading squad!

  • hatedogs October 30, 2007

    Are my speakers broken, or where they made in Pekin, Illinois -- home of the ass cheese festival.

  • taylorjaytammy October 31, 2007

    Looks like Michael Barrow should have barrowed someones helmet

  • fuckballs October 31, 2007

    Does pavement taste like chicken?

  • rush October 31, 2007

    ..hey hatedogs there is an asshole who goes by the name of snaggletooth who lives in Pekin, I am sure is related to Forrest Gump

  • skoal36 October 31, 2007

    least he was next to the hospital and ya are calling him dumb

  • seanyboy October 31, 2007

    What about the other side

  • dj_feenar November 1, 2007

    I skate an I don't do that shit.

  • pablosdog November 2, 2007

    hey rush, here comes hatedogs! maybe if you pop a breathmint he'll talk to you or at least let you carry his luggage. you picked a swell guy to suck up to!! ........shit-for-brains.

  • joecommonsense November 2, 2007

    same injuries in Iraq and he's preaching anti america slures.

  • shadowdeath November 20, 2007

    what an idiot!!!

Home Videos Pictures Categories Submit Login Register