This is my rifle, that is my penis

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Greg J.
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This cop may have gotten more than he bargained for when he was frisking this guy to meet his daily racial profiling quota.  Eventually once your pants are low enough your penis has to stick up above your belt.  Then you'll be getting police officer hand jobs all day long.

34 Comments
  • gavsky November 3, 2007

    first fucktards!!!

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  • gurtman23 November 3, 2007

    i thought my job sucked.

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  • 2indastink November 3, 2007

    a black being arrested????...well fuck me.

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  • lickasnatchie November 3, 2007

    does anybody else dick face upwards when searched by the cops............thing to make u go mmmmmmmm

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  • fatpizzaguy November 3, 2007

    i bet that guy got off!!!!

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  • twistatoe November 3, 2007

    Hahahahahaahahaha...I love cops.

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  • jomomma November 3, 2007

    what the fuck is this shit? the start to a gay interacial porno? sick bastards.

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  • thetruthbehere November 3, 2007

    sorry for wanting to touch you in odd places.

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  • martinevans November 3, 2007

    i would sue the fucker for sexual assult

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  • seanyboy November 3, 2007

    You dirty git!

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  • 2indastink November 3, 2007

    ( @ Y @ )

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  • godless1 November 3, 2007

    I like how he kept playing with it while he asked about it, and the guys hesitation says a lot about him too. "thaaaaaaaaaaat's my penis"

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  • byteblock November 3, 2007

    its procedure to search a suspect. cops do it for their own safety and the safety of the suspect. when homeboy dumbfuck rappers wear stupid clothes like that something awkward is bound to happen.

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  • carnutts4sure November 3, 2007

    "Is this a gun sir? " ..." Dat aints no gun mothafucka , but ifs you keep searchin ma ass likes dat it's gonna shoot some liquid caps in yo ass bitch !"

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  • seanyboy November 3, 2007

    the guy got a semi..... frisky gay dirty git!

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  • rush November 4, 2007

    ...it's true what they say about you guys!

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  • nogamespapi November 4, 2007

    Sorry about that lol

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  • damd02 November 4, 2007

    That was probably the first time he was ever touched in that way...

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  • joecommonsense November 4, 2007

    com'on man, when opportunity knocks like a fucking gold mine, fuck with the mother fucker, 'i don't know what that is officer', let him search and find out.

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  • joecommonsense November 4, 2007

    anyway, unless thats a cops flick, its gotta be gay porn.

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  • joecommonsense November 4, 2007

    gotta be gay porn, too much friendlyism goin on.

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  • kr@yz!3 November 4, 2007

    niggers

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  • slaytanic454 November 4, 2007

    *Note to self: Conceal dope in penis shaped bags in your pants.

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  • psyrat November 4, 2007

    *Note to slaytanic454: Genius.

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  • graveyard November 4, 2007

    First time ever - Cop says "sorry" to a black guy.

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  • lickadslit November 5, 2007

    note to self ...never shake officer O-Riley's hand.

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  • dontgivafuc November 7, 2007

    kr@yz!3 is just mad because he is the lil dick bitch that jacked off in the shot glass and drank it you sick fucker dont hate!!!

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  • vpyrovetw November 7, 2007

    Whats this? His reply should've been you're wife's best friend.

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  • carla November 25, 2007

    lmao omg that police men is a fucking jotho lmao & esposa's best friend is right

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  • harmeggido December 13, 2007

    The pig liked it!! If he were wearing tight ass pants like punks and rockers it would have been obvious it was his dick

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  • tosltosl2 March 17, 2008

    LOL!

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  • 1shot January 5, 2009

    thats funny

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  • assassinator July 28, 2009

    gay twat

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  • oblivion344 October 28, 2009

    i knew cops were gay

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