What happened to your grandparents on the escalator?

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Greg J.
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Two elderly folks are riding down the escalator and all of a sudden a huge luggage cart comes flying down at them and the old man gets crushed. The old lady had the reflexes of a cat of course from dodging years of her husbands unwanted sexual advances.

26 Comments
  • jefftheripper November 3, 2007

    didnt work for me.......

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  • jefftheripper November 3, 2007

    oh and First post on first attempt on first day of membership! wooohooo

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  • pulliniron November 3, 2007

    What a fuckin asshole, that bitch was smart enough to get the fuck out of the way, but the guy was to slow and to stupid,

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  • d90girl November 3, 2007

    fucking staged !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • rush November 3, 2007

    ...killer luggage kills 2, Police question Bugs Bunny!

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  • boppalilbit November 3, 2007

    security is having a laugh

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  • fatpizzaguy November 3, 2007

    she didnt even warn him. he must have a big life insurance policy

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  • boppalilbit November 3, 2007

    Did the guy say OPAH

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  • boppalilbit November 3, 2007

    nope it was move-ahh

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  • boppalilbit November 3, 2007

    And shes buying a stairway to heaven

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  • thetruthbehere November 3, 2007

    Cart 1 Old Guy 0

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  • 2indastink November 3, 2007

    whats E.T short for?....cos he's got small legs.

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  • jomomma November 3, 2007

    you smell that? smells like lawsuit to me.

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  • seanyboy November 3, 2007

    Effin coffin dpdgers.... Theres life in the old dog still!

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  • seanyboy November 3, 2007

    dpdgers = dodgers

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  • godless1 November 3, 2007

    it looked like he figured if he stood to one side it should go right past him, worked out well didn't it.

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  • liljen4u November 3, 2007

    kinda like bowling!

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  • masterstone November 3, 2007

    Always use union baggage handlers. beware of non-union labor!

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  • magnumjack November 3, 2007

    Looks like the cameraman knew what was going to happen

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  • nogamespapi November 4, 2007

    Strike!!! 3 your out lol

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  • joecommonsense November 4, 2007

    he didn't die, he lived to come back and shoot the mall up.

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  • moshh40 November 4, 2007

    SAFE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • graveyard November 4, 2007

    The lady came running back as if to say "are you ok"? What a bitch.

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  • snaggletooth November 5, 2007

    she bailed on his ass in a heartbeat!!

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  • lickadslit November 5, 2007

    you don't have to move faster than the cart ..just the old man ,he will slow it down.

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  • legalsizedlarg March 21, 2008

    Wait!!!! Where did the lady who was attached to the dead sled go? Was she under the pile??? Hmmmmmm.....

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