Shane is not alright

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Greg J.
5,950 Views 9 years ago

I've said many times before that I am not a doctor of any type. That being said I do however know this man on the ground is fucked. I'm not doctor.. Shit I already said that... Anyways if you hit the ground so hard your body starts to convulse uncontrollably you might wanna call a...... an ambulance.

40 Comments
  • lickadslit November 8, 2007

    That Shane picks the dandiest times to have his epileptic fits.

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  • moshh40 November 8, 2007

    BREAK DANCING 101............

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  • bubbalew November 8, 2007

    First post bitches.

    be a good time to stick your cock in his mouth and get some head shaking ball slapping head!

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  • cracalaca13 November 8, 2007

    i wanna stick my cock in your mouth bubbablew...

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  • wackyman November 8, 2007

    He looks like he is trying to bite his ear. lmfao

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  • fatpizzaguy November 8, 2007

    10 seconds after they turned off the camera he smiled and said april fools bitches

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  • scottfree November 8, 2007

    "Ok, so my buddy is convulsing and might have pissed his pants. I better go take his helmet off so I can possibly paralize him while showing the whole world his identity."

    Ah, friends.....

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  • gurtman23 November 8, 2007

    give him a glass of milk throw in some strawberries, let him shake that shit up.

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  • carnutts4sure November 8, 2007

    yea , scottfree would sit there like a stupid fuck and watch his buddy die because he has no fucking balls at all . They're obviously out in the country you ignorant fuck and this kid needs some kind of help fucking NOW ! ulling a full face helmet off to make sure he isn't choking from a collapsed throat from the impact is a smart thing to do plus it gets more oxygen to him as well . His neck is probably already broken so doing somthing is better than sitting there doing fucking nothing for the guy you ignorant pansy little bitch ! Hope none of your buddies ever needs your help in a crisis situation pussy !

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  • fuckedinfresno November 8, 2007

    Actually Carnutts Scottfree is right, you can break a spinal cord that way. Best move was to leave him on his side and reach under the helmet. Any 1st semester EMT would tell you that. The helmet didn't cover his throat and you can to a trach puncture even with him laying on his side...although I don't think I'd want one of my buddies at the scene to do it for me. I've been in a situation like this, damn near identical. They took his helmet off and ruptured his column, now he shits in a bag and breathes through a tube.

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  • jomomma November 8, 2007

    ^^^both you fuckers have too much time on your hands. sit back, watch the dance, and shut the fuck up.

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  • searedsoul November 8, 2007

    that landing was a little shaky but the jump

    was cool

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  • taylorjaytammy November 8, 2007

    cameraman, your fired!

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  • masterstone November 8, 2007

    he flew well but landed poorly. that according to the judge from california, dude.

    shane, shane, come back shane!

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  • useful_idiot November 8, 2007

    Man Down...

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  • fuckedinfresno November 8, 2007

    ROFL Jo, if it was porn I'd be busier...

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  • rush November 8, 2007

    His shaking was morse code for "get me to a fucking hospital"

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  • sckmesideways November 8, 2007

    what is a holy cow dog??

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  • godless1 November 8, 2007

    I like how occasionally the survival of the fittest thing does what it is supposed to do, if he dies he won't have retarded kids that want to be just like him. Ain't Darwinism fun!

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  • carnutts4sure November 8, 2007

    I knew he was correct fucked , just wanted to call somebody a pussy today and try to make them feel less human ! LMAO

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  • seanyboy November 8, 2007

    Someone should tell him he's not riding his bike anymore!

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  • joecommonsense November 8, 2007

    shouldnt of removed his helmlet, check for suffocation, check for breathing, look for swelling, never remove the helmlet unless he cant breathe, check to see if you can help him vomit with helmet on. worse that guy just ripped off his helmlet, hope hes allrighht and this clip does some sense cause that cameraman was just wrong.

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  • nightshift187 November 8, 2007

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  • nightshift187 November 8, 2007

    [IMG]i11.tinypic/81plm5x.gif[/IMG]

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  • nightshift187 November 8, 2007

    copy and paste

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  • joecommonsense November 8, 2007

    i11.tinypic/81plm5x.gif[/IMG]

    like that?

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  • boxmaster November 9, 2007

    Shane was having a grand mall seizure caused by the closed head injury and lived if he sidnt swallow his tongue, seizure meds for the rest of his life thanks to that little overshooting of the landing ramp.

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  • dj_feenar November 9, 2007

    Gurtman23 is fucked up, I'd watch him die many times.

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  • thetruthbehere November 9, 2007

    Shane, this is no time to do the robot!!

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  • ph0kseu November 9, 2007

    he's epileptic. he didn't crash that hard to do the robot

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  • doctordetroit November 9, 2007

    Was that Michael J Fox?

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  • twistatoe November 9, 2007

    I love the 'wait until the ambulance gets there' :lol: Ya'll have never been out riding dirt bikes in Arizona (?) before, have ya? carnutts was simply saying, the ambulance does not come out to "OMG! WE NEED HELP!" or "about an hour down Jake's back property line, then you need to turn off where the tree's fork, go about another 5 miles until you hit the big rocks, then kick her into 4x4 and go over the dried up ol' creek....".~~~~~ Those guys were likely in the middle of nowhere! So you're saying: let your friend lay there, don't touch him, because you'll injure him, because we don't want him to be any more injured when he DIES within the next FOUR hours while no one's touching him!! Or get him the fuck out of there? Seriously, who would be able to just stand there?

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  • hatedogs November 9, 2007

    Hahahaha! He's got the DT's from withdrawal from his Texas trailer park. He misses the little mexican bus boy who fucks him in the ass.

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  • joecommonsense November 10, 2007

    yeah, ur right, natural reaction is to help especially out in the middle of no where. But, thats what happens when you watch too many Dukes of Hazard reruns where they pull themselves out of shit in the middle of nowhere and break for a commercial. If he went that high in the air with a deadly machine then I guess that comes with the chances.

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  • pablosdog November 10, 2007

    gonna have to disagree with the "middle-of-nowhere" people. his buddies weren't in moto-x gear, the berm he jumped off of was machine made. He was probably less than 100 yards from the nearest road, probably could even get cell phone reception. DON'T TOUCH HIS FUCKING HELMET!!!!

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  • debi4858 November 11, 2007

    mr holy cow dog posts his buddy on the internet having grand mal seizure from a brain injury. Thanks pal!

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  • twistatoe November 11, 2007

    pablo, I don't disagree with you about his helmet. But they would have HAD to moved him into their vehicle to get him out of there. There was no way to NOT touch him until the EMT got there. What does moto-x gear have to do with it?? 'Cause all country boys only drive out in the middle of nowhere when they have their moto-x gear on?!?! We used to just grab a case of beer, your shoes, and a helmet and didn't come back until dark.

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  • joecommonsense November 12, 2007

    we need to stop arguing about it and just say he gave to much throttle on a poorly made moto ramp, out in the middle of no where, where the best help he can git is his friends to keep filming. I cant think of anymore ingredients to bake some disaster.

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  • pablosdog November 13, 2007

    yeah, you might be right.

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  • yestrnight November 24, 2008

    bubbalu&grandament sucks cock 4 bus fare and walks home first

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