The first last date

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Greg J.
10,993 Views 9 years ago

What better way to impress that lovely lady of yours than to break her nose by handing her a rifle she has no idea how to handle. You can almost assure yourself that gun will be the last one of yours she will ever wanna handle.

37 Comments
  • theone00 November 13, 2007

    Just squeeze it a little....POW

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  • wackyman November 13, 2007

    thats a woman for you, can't drive cars or shoot guns. LMAO

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  • sbj_kris November 13, 2007

    third!!!

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  • boppalilbit November 13, 2007

    she was probably on her blue tooth phone and forgot she was shooting

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  • searedsoul November 13, 2007

    if she cant hole the gun up for a twenty second period she probably shouldnt be firing it

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  • seanyboy November 13, 2007

    She probably couldnt cook shit for love or for money either!

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  • article15 November 13, 2007

    gunna leave a pretty lil circle around that eye. good job fuckstick

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  • stinkychron420 November 13, 2007

    lol.... silly girl

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  • wileys_farm November 13, 2007

    Its not a BB gun, put the stock against your shoulder not on top of it.

    silly bitch

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  • martinevans November 13, 2007

    Whats that bitch on about "what happend" ... my guess is she shot a gun and the kick back smashed her nose to peices ....... look at the clues

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  • sleeko November 13, 2007

    My 06 kissed me like that once.

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  • dj_feenar November 13, 2007

    That would've never happened if that dude was behind her, all she could've done was fall down, but now they're worried about her face!

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  • taylorjaytammy November 13, 2007

    she would have been alright if her dumbass boyfriend wouldn't have stepped behind her

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  • fatpizzaguy November 13, 2007

    thats how you punch her in the face without getting any jail time

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  • islandbud November 13, 2007

    Squeeeeeze the trigger...... dont Yank it like his dick!

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  • godless1 November 13, 2007

    I had a pretty girlfriend once, then I broke her nose and had to dump her ugly ass.

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  • rush November 13, 2007

    ...perhaps you should stick to sucking cock!

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  • beyondfear November 13, 2007

    That look on her face is priceless! She went from macho to whipped puppy in 2 seconds flat!!

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  • psyrat November 13, 2007

    nineteenth bitches

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  • pablosdog November 13, 2007

    if you don't know how to shoot, you shouldn't try to teach other people how to shoot. His fault, not hers.

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  • j_flow76504 November 13, 2007

    Does anyone know how I can watch videos because it not leting me?

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  • sbj_kris November 13, 2007

    now thats what i call facail abuse.

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  • d90girl November 13, 2007

    PUSSY!!!!!!

    HERE...TRY MY 357 AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS...LMFAO

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  • imstupid November 13, 2007

    so what happened here, did she shoot herself or what? I thought the bullets came out the other end ?

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  • yor November 14, 2007

    i said look through the scope not put your eye through the scope. NEXTTTTTTTTT

    asshole says put your head back,,lol its not the nose bleeding dickhead

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  • joecommonsense November 14, 2007

    what happened? the bullet reversed itslef and came out the scope you dumb bitch, and your idiot instructor helped by standing behind her head.

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  • joecommonsense November 14, 2007

    its gonna be interesting when fags and females fully take over the US.

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  • hagusbenwa November 14, 2007

    The good thing is, that in the south where they are she wont miss that tooth too much

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  • dktucson November 14, 2007

    first off, you hand a novice a .22 single shot bolt action to teach them proper form & handling. It has 1 bullet in it so no panic firing (just in case they start pointing it accross range). Anytime you have a novice with a high powered hunting rifle you have them fire it in a bench rest FIRST before shouldering it so they know what to expect. And as others have pointed out--that boyfriend was an idiot for encroaching on her recoil space. Yeah , shoulder a .30/06 and then brace your back against a tree--be sure to post the x-ray of your shattered collarbone here on crazyshit.

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  • teamshowoff November 14, 2007

    WONDER IF SHE SHOT THAT SILLY MEXICAN CROSSING THE BOARDER

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  • youngblood48 November 14, 2007

    anytime you let the buttslip off your shoulder...this is what happens....when he stepped behind her she relaxed...wahlaa...eye gash.....

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  • thetruthbehere November 15, 2007

    A little closer and that could have hurt

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  • skinafuckerrus November 15, 2007

    if it was a cock she would of got it right.

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  • hatedogs November 17, 2007

    "first off, you hand a novice a .22 single shot bolt action to teach them proper form & handling. It has 1 bullet in it so no panic firing (just in case they start pointing it accross range)." Yet another short, draft-dodging gun nut who hunts animals, but has never hunted anything that shoots back because he's a fucking coward. If you hadn't avoided military service, you turd, you might have greater expertise in firearms and in how to spell 'across' you illiterate bastard. Lastly, you don't need a 'first off' if you can't think of a 'second off'. Typical wannabe warrior gun puke.

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  • dktucson November 22, 2007

    first off, there is no draft to dodge . 2nd , who said I was a hunter ? Shooting enthusiasts encompass target shooting , trap & skeet as well as hunting. As far as expertise in firearms goes I have a Federal Firearms License as well as a concealed weapons permit and over 90 guns in my private collection. My guess is that you're a pale little british cunt that has never seen a firearm in real life and suffers an inferiority complex where you must validate yourself by being a spelling Nazi . The sad thing is that when your country is threatened again we'll have to come over & wipe your sorry asses for you

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  • kaoticflash November 29, 2007

    Actually, if you watch closely....right before she pulls the trigger, the guy stands behind her. When the round was fired and the recoil threw her back, it forced the rifle into her face. The scope cut her brow. If the guy hadn't stood behind her, she would have probably just fallen backwards. So it was that dumbshit's (the guy's) fault that happened.

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  • crazyitalian November 4, 2008

    yea thats right numbnuts cover her ears so they dont get hurt instead of teaching her how to hold a gun the RIGHT FUCKING WAY YOU DUMB FUCKING BASTARD HOLY SHIT!

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