How to make your own penis float

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Greg J.
16,445 Views 9 years ago

I can't tell you how many times I have been in water and wanted my balls and cock to float. Actually I can. None. But apparently the guy in this video really has a need to make his junk buoyant. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

25 Comments
  • tudder November 27, 2007

    First bitches!

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  • cockyass November 27, 2007

    thats not right

    first

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  • cockyass November 27, 2007

    hahaha thats funny because i put first when in fact i was second see that is funny

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  • gunsrgood November 27, 2007

    this guy looks like he's got enough body fat that nothing would sink

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  • godless1 November 27, 2007

    I have never been so upset at my genitalia that I would do anything like this.

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  • sleeko November 27, 2007

    I wonder if the chick, in the last video, shot his nut sack, if it would explode. I'd pay to see that.

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  • fatpizzaguy November 27, 2007

    who hacked my computer??? now everyone knows i have a small dick

    +0
  • boppalilbit November 27, 2007

    I think I was born with a bigger dick than this loser hahahah

    +0
  • bleedmascara85 November 27, 2007

    i think it would have been better if he stuck the needles in his balls instead of his sack, now that's hard core!

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  • buttplugg November 27, 2007

    W H Y ?

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  • jomomma November 27, 2007

    were those balls or a vagina?

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  • magnumjack November 27, 2007

    EAT MY SHIT

    +0
  • studderz November 27, 2007

    dude i kno something worse EVERY1 LOOK UP SILVER STRAINER NOWWWWWW LOL (GET BARFBAGS READY IF U DO LOOK IT UP)

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  • seanyboy November 27, 2007

    Some people buy flash cars...others big boats... and some still....... Ahem!

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  • carnutts4sure November 27, 2007

    Notice how all these sick fucks that mutelate themselves are some little dicked motherfuckers ? Guess if I was a no pussy getting motherfucker , I would hate to have a dick too ?

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  • ramafistfadge November 27, 2007

    what does he do for afters? prolly plays with his kids.weird fooker.

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  • rush November 27, 2007

    Thw circus called, they do not need you right now!

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  • the_argus November 28, 2007

    Gives a whole new meaning to the word 'pindick'. What the fuck is the matter people to do this kind of shit? Guy needs to drink some Draino, now.

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  • sckmesideways November 28, 2007

    he's hung like a field mouse

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  • skinafuckerrus November 28, 2007

    in case of emergency your flotation device is on your.....errr penis?

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  • ishitonyou November 28, 2007

    it waived

    +0
  • holyfther November 29, 2007

    idiot!

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  • gsxrlady23 November 30, 2007

    You wonder why his dick is so small...that son of a bitch is trying to hide!!!

    +0
  • dstryerasemprv December 7, 2007

    If you can't get laid, What do you do with it?

    +0
  • jessiepoo December 11, 2007

    that pee pee is super small

    +0
 
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