The turd jumper

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Greg J.
7,141 Views 9 years ago

I give this guy props for making this jump without killing himself but it's kinda hard to look cool when you are driving that Suzuki. Plus he got lucky and didn't wreck it so he can give it back to his sister in one piece.

29 Comments
  • gunsrgood December 6, 2007

    How's he gonna explain the rear window??

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  • nudrop December 6, 2007

    seen this already, wicked jump.

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  • gunsrgood December 6, 2007

    tossing everything out except the beer!!!!!

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  • futtbucker December 6, 2007

    nice air!

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  • boppalilbit December 6, 2007

    Holy fucking shit, Holy fucking shit, Holy fucking shit, holy fucking shit, Oh MY GOD......

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  • judasz December 6, 2007

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

    they are pretty tough little 4wds. Fucking red necks!

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  • douchbag December 6, 2007

    HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!!!!!!!

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  • lickadslit December 6, 2007

    Hi I'm Larry ,this is my brother Darrel and my other brother Darrel.

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  • magnumjack December 6, 2007

    the cameraman is amazing

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  • skinafuckerrus December 6, 2007

    they're planning their escape for when they rob the candy store.

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  • hatedogs December 6, 2007

    Fairly complex vocabulary for a Texican!

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  • judasz December 6, 2007

    Remember "THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING DANGEROUS!"

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  • joecommonsense December 6, 2007

    now if this guy was a wannabe pro wearing the gear and walking the talk, and everyone was kissing his feet, then theird be some mangled shit to see

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  • rush December 6, 2007

    ...it is nice to see that gay porn has a story line!

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  • godless1 December 6, 2007

    was he smokin a joint before the jump...I really don't blame him if he was.

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  • bigpoppa December 6, 2007

    NOT BAD, BUT THE NEXT GUY WILL DO SOMETHING REAL STUPID TRYING TO OUT DO THIS ONE. WATCH AND SEE, THERE IS A IDIOT OUT THERE WAITING TO FASCINATE US ALL WITH HIS STUPIDITY.

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  • jtbrndead December 6, 2007

    These guys must be physics majors. There's no other way to explain how these rednecks made a perfect landing.

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  • heartless December 6, 2007

    if they were muslims... im sure they wouldve said 'allan arkbarn' a few times... like they do

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  • thejayman December 6, 2007

    Hmmm.....did someone say Holy Fuckin' Shit

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  • imstupid December 6, 2007

    Holy fucking shit I cant fucking beleive what the fuck I just fucking saw that crazy mother fucker do, holy fucking shit !!! ...... photoshop!!!

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  • carnutts4sure December 7, 2007

    Beer + Rednecks + IQ of at least 65 between them all = PRECISION JUMPING OF GRANDMA'S SUZUKI when they were supposed to be at the store getting her grocery list !

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  • skinafuckerrus December 7, 2007

    wassup nutty

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  • tookalook December 7, 2007

    I really need to punch the cameraman in the face.

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  • carnutts4sure December 7, 2007

    Hey skinny ! Long time bro , just working and buying a few cars out on the road again . 58 Chevy Apache came home this week and headed to buy a 35 Plymouth Coupe this weekend also to keep for myself . Old 70's Nastalgia build that's been sitting in a dry storage since 1978 and will clean up just like the day it was finished so I'm going to keep it that way for Nastalgic "Rat Rod" purposes with the cool ass "Diamond Tuck" interior and the "Moon" gas pedal , along with the early 327 SBC / Turbo 400 powerplant !I can't wait to get it home this weekend and get her fired back up . Nothing like bringing an old school bad boy back to life man ! How ya been ????

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  • carnutts4sure December 7, 2007

    PS , she still has the Beer Keg handle shifter to boot along with an old Sun tach and Stewart Warner gauges ! Only the older dudes in here probably knows anything about the shit I just listed ! LOL

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  • carnutts4sure December 7, 2007

    For you younger dudes that think "Nitrous" is something new , this car has a tank in the trunk area with a feed tube stuck down in the top of the air cleaner ! We didn't know about adding fuel with the Nitrous yet to fatten the mixture back up to keep from burning holes in the pistons but that motherfucker hauled some serious ass until she had her melt down ! Hopefully that isn't why this one got parked ?

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  • 4kinghell December 8, 2007

    "holy fucking shit. holy fucking shit. holy fucking shit. Holy fucking shit" -- Couldnt describe it better myself - if I was an illiterate dog shagging redneck

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  • tenbears December 16, 2007

    I bet the principal didn't think his shitty little car could do that.

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  • shitbucket October 12, 2010

    SO SMOOTH HOLY FUCKING SHIT ,,,HOLY FUCKING SHIT,HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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