Premature Explosionation

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Greg J.
14,287 Views 9 years ago

Failure can be achieved in many creative ways but none of them are as painful as blowing yourself in half prematurely. Maybe you only get 36.5 virgins for a job half done. Either way that shit doesn't look worth it.

38 Comments
  • shiznitshabam December 7, 2007

    that what you get for not paying attention in suicide bomber school..........rookie mistake

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  • fatpizzaguy December 7, 2007

    they should throw rubbing alcohol on him till he is dead.

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  • gunsrgood December 7, 2007

    He has disapointed Allah. He is going to be transformed into a virgin for the men who actually kill the Americans.

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  • debie December 7, 2007

    i would have placed him right in a garbage bag. filled with salt.

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  • gophkyrslf December 7, 2007

    that just made a soldiers day. thanks for supporting the troops Crazyshit!!!!!!!!!

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  • gophkyrslf December 7, 2007

    everyday a terrorist screams a paratrooper gets his wings...

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  • magnumjack December 7, 2007

    ^^ lol at gunsrgood! never tought about it, who said the 72 virgins were female& let alone humans ?

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  • lickadslit December 7, 2007

    ah the poor fucker,i almost feel sorry for him.....NOT!

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  • 4kinghell December 7, 2007

    why did they bother to clear him up, and put him in an ambulance. I woulda just left him there for the pigeons and tramps to eat him

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  • taylorjaytammy December 7, 2007

    Get the knife and behead his ass

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  • suntour December 7, 2007

    Fake

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  • dirtygirl December 7, 2007

    if the terrorist are doing our troops job over there then what the fuck are they still doing there. oh thats right there setting their hands on fire and flipping off the camera. fucking brilliant!!

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  • sleeko December 7, 2007

    Good call gunsrgood: That's Allah's big joke. The 72 virgins. They're all dudes!

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  • hatedogs December 7, 2007

    I don't think Pepto-Bismol is gonna fix that.

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  • theblackspots December 7, 2007

    Ha ha.

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  • skinafuckerrus December 7, 2007

    well blow me rolling,thats how you thoroughly fuck an aarab.

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  • skinafuckerrus December 7, 2007

    allah akbar !blam! blam!allah akbar blam!blam!blam!

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  • 93tillinfinity December 8, 2007

    what does he do if he has to poop?

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  • evilgenius December 8, 2007

    "dispite being totally disemboweled, he is still alive" Yea, you want to put a stopwatch on that?

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  • theblob06 December 8, 2007

    I hope they can keep him alive and consious for a long time to come.

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  • debi4858 December 8, 2007

    a sharp kick to the head would finish him off

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  • the_argus December 8, 2007

    Piss into his guts and then scoop him up with a shovel and throw in jim in the trash

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  • joecommonsense December 8, 2007

    just stand over him and laugh till he crokes

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  • bubbalew December 8, 2007

    and all of the kings horses, and all of the kings men, couldn't put this fucktard together again.

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  • shaknhatersoff December 8, 2007

    Now that joke must a real fuckin gut buster

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  • shaknhatersoff December 8, 2007

    been

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  • bonebreaker17 December 8, 2007

    why help him? just throw him in the middle of the road and let people run him over until he's dead.

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  • seanyboy December 8, 2007

    Thats going to hurt in the morning!

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  • youngblood48 December 8, 2007

    fucking walmart blasting caps.....

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  • riggs December 9, 2007

    I would love to listen to some

    canibal corpse while watching him

    get the fuck blowed up

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  • redtounge December 9, 2007

    should have taken some white troops with him DAMN!!!! He's toast

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  • godless1 December 9, 2007

    the koran says that the martyr will not feel pain upon death, I would like to ask this guy if dying hurt as much as it looks, because that would be proof that muhammed and his book are full of shit.

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  • boneyak December 9, 2007

    Throw some salt on the chickenshit bastard to make sure he feels as much pain as possible. Don't care what the fuck muhammed says. Blowin yerself up gotta hurt like hell. Especially when ya don't die right away.

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  • twistofcain September 30, 2008

    hah i say bring him back to full health then take him to a dark basement and torture him to death.

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  • xcookiesx January 11, 2009

    pour alcohol on his wounds..or maybe i´ll go with wat TWISTOFCAIN on top of me said

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  • smack_a_ho September 15, 2009

    there's a lesson to be learned here. do it right the first time or you'll be laying there in 2 pieces with your buddys laughing at ya.

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  • misfit_88 November 15, 2010

    some old shit i saw on faces of death years ago, still as funny as the 1st time i saw it!!!!

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  • zrotpar May 3, 2011

    That looks like it STINGS a bit, dude. Guess the virgins will be safe around you, because your dick is over across the street somewhere...

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