Falling down an elevator shaft has got to be some fun until you land. If only we had rubber bodies and could bounce from long drops instead of cracking open like watermelons. Trampolines would finally be safe.
First Bitches!!...For my next trick, well perhaps I should take a 5 minute break!
Looks like the cops first day at work. "Oh shit, what am I doing with this arm boss?"
at least he had the balls to came his eyes WIDE open all the way down.
I always wnted to sneak up through that little door and play Mission Impossible!
Not so much any more...
Safety switches..Uh, yeah. I checked 'em yesterday. Yeah that's it. I remember removing the switch to test it, tying the wires together to let the elevator work, going back to the shop to get some cleaner & I cleaned the switch. See, it's right here in my jacket.
Uh where did you say the stairs were?
he'll ava splittin headache in the mornin..!! oh yes it dont get any better than this people...!
Hello doctor. I have a splitting headache and I think something is wrong with my.. MY ARM.. OH MY GOD WHERE IS MY ARM?!?!
This dude went to the same guy who has his dick split down the middle. Just split the wrong head this time.
that guy is gonna need some stitches....hot damn !!!
wipe that stupid look off your face bitch.
Wounder if his name was JACK? he sure is a cracker. Prize in every box.
his last thoughts were SHIT I LEFT THE OVEN ON!
Suicide bomber smoke too much happy weed
^^^lol there aint no such thing as too much happy weed!!!!
^^snagglefaggle thats what your fag dad says every time he has to look at your mom in her ugly face !!!
Haro, prease take arother photo for my mother in Tokyo.
walk it off, it looks worse than it is
The elevator won.
that was awesome!
I wonder if he is dead.
anyone else thinks he looked like Ahnold when he screams?
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